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Tennis (I believe that's lawn-tennis)

Javelin or discuss throwing?

LMAO
Slej, pls stick to the rule and format of the thread.
Don't you know cats 're romantic?
Now answer the question.

play volleyball

Waow.

Badminton.

Roller-skating or skiing?

Long time

wwtlt you listened to a very romantic music?

Outkast:
Why am I telling you I believe

Why am I telling you your sweet words have made a world of difference

Why am I telling you God-bless you

Why am I saying it's good you believe?
Why am I telling you I'm glad to be of help?
Why am I telling you God bless you too and that you're always welcome?

Around December last year.

wwtlt you had a solo gr8 time?

Baseball.

Volleyball or Handball?

Are you that desperate?

American football.

Ice hockey or field hockey?

It has been long.

wwtlt you had ewedu with amala dudu?

@Slej
It's not U.F.O but EFO (a kind of vegetable in Nigeria) Are you a Nigerian?

Why am I feeling good cos you called me a sweetratheart?
Why am I telling you that the GREAT PHYSICIAN is with you?
Why am I telling you that you just have to belief in HIM and all will be well?

Always, cos I'm in NIgeria.

u?

Why am I sorry to hear this?
Why am I praying for your quickest recovery?
Why am I trying to convince you that you are not dying but tired.
Why am I telling you that you won't die but live longer than you can imagine?
Why! Why!! Why!!!

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller
machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE& FEMALE procedures have been
developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.


***********************************************************
FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

read my former post.

wwtlt you were angry at someone?

Sorry. Don't have one right now.

wwtlt you cheated on your boo?

Do you think that is a question?

Why can't you answer?
Can't you see H.U.S.H is offline?

Waow

Long time ago.

wwtlt you wished you were with your boo?

Who is acting and who is watching?

Must you go?

Never.

wwtlt you had a very GR8 sex?

If I answer, then why did I asked you?

I'll look for solution to it.

wwyd if you woke up to discover you're flat chested?

I don't have to agree with the deal.

u?

Is this a laughing matter?

wwyd if you were tested HIV+?

Bon(e)chic, are you jealous of Muki giving H.U.S.H kiss?

Always.

wwtlt you felt like being alone?

Can't you see Grizzly is offline?

Always.

wwtlt you watched a film by Pierce Brosnan?

Am I Grizzly the bear?