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@Iice
The scoring has been edited. Try it again and score yourself accordingly.

4. The feathers are heavier because it's measured in 16 ounce Avoirdupois pounds while Gold
is measured in 12 ounce Troy pounds.

5. Noise

7. You're wrong so, keep on trying!

[center] Nigerian Citizenship[/center]
> >
> >
> >
> >You have been away from our beloved Nigeria for some time, hence you might
> >have actually lost any entitlement to call yourself Nigerian let alone
> >carry the coveted GREEN Passport.
> >
> >
> >
> >Please answer the questions below to see if you still qualify, compute your
> >scores and let me know what you get.
> >
> >
> >
> > Nigerian Citizenship test.
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. If the sum of £700,000 was erroneously credited to your current
> >
> > account would you?
> >
> >
> >
> > a. Contact the bank and let them know of their mistake
> >
> > b. Acts as if nothing has happened and wait it out with the hope that
> >
> > they do not realise, then start spending.
> >
> > c. Open a Swiss account, transfer the money into it then emigrate to a
> >
> > country where your bank could not trace you i.e. Nigeria
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. What does the sight of a person in a flowing white garment conjure
> > to you
> >
> >
> >
> > a. A ghost
> >
> > b. A Ku Klux Klan member
> >
> > c. A member of a reputable spiritual church
> >
> >
> >
> > 3. If you have good credit do you have
> >
> >
> >
> > a. 1 Credit Card
> >
> > b. 2 Credit Cards
> >
> > c. More than 3
> >
> >
> >
> > 4. If someone died and left you a 1846 antique Rolex of un-estimable
> > value, would you
> >
> >
> >
> > a. Get it valued and Sell it.
> >
> > b. Donate it to the National Maritime museum so the world can view
> > this piece of art
> >
> > c. Wear it
> >
> >
> >
> > 5. Someone brushes past you and hits you in the process, do you
> >
> >
> >
> > a. Grab you wallet to check if it is still there
> >
> > b. Grab your private part or parts to see if they are still there.
> >
> > c. Apologise and expect them to do the same.
> >
> >
> >
> > 6 If you are in the room with three Colleagues, you feel like
> > farting, do you
> >
> >
> >
> > a. Try and let it out silently and if it smells, deny that it was you.
> >
> > b. Let it out without caring after all everybody farts
> >
> > c. Let it out silently but apologise to everybody (even though they
> >
> > were not aware in the first place)
> >
> >
> >
> > 7. You see an add in a paper for your dream job, but they require one
> >
> > years more experience than you actually have, do you
> >
> >
> >
> > a. Not bother applying for the job
> >
> > b. Apply but tell the truth about amount of experience you have.
> >
> > c. Apply, add the one year to your CV and add two years experience.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 8 You meet a member of the opposite sex you fancy and fancies you but
> > you find out that they are a multimillionaire from embezzling public funds in their
country, do you
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > a. Feel disgusted and turned off because you think they are corrupt and lack integrity
> >
> > b. Get closer because it does not affect the way you feel about them.
> >
> > c. Become more interested in them and make getting closer to them a do or die ]
affair.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 9 You buy a pay as U Go phone and before crediting it you find that
> >you can make unlimited and unrestricted calls world wide, do you
> >
> >
> >
> > a. Notify the supplier of your problem
> >
> > b. Use it until they bar the phone
> >
> > c. Use it and call your friends to use it until they bar it
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 10. You have a job in an okay career but you will need steady
> >
> > career progression to get a really good salary, however your
> >friends are getting high paid salaries in a totally unrelated field to
> >yours do you.
> >
> >
> >
> > a. Feel happy for them
> >
> > b. Find out the details, and get into the field
> >
> > c. Find out the details, get into it and tell everyone you know to get
> >into it, until supply exceeds demand and there is no money in it anymore.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Please score yourself the following for each question
> >
> >
> >
> >|-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---
> >
> > 1. A10 B20 C50
2. A10 B10 C20
3. A10 B10 C20
4. A20 B10 C50
5. A20 B20 C10
6. A20 B10 C10
7. A10 B10 C20
8. A10 B20 C50
9. A10 B20 C50
10. A10 B20 C50
> >
> >
> > If you scored less than 110 APPLICATION DENIED
> >
> > Please apply for British Citizenship, you are not worthy to hold a Green
> >passport
> >
> >
> >
> > 110 - 200 Further Cultural Adaptation Necessary. It is obvious that
> >
> > you have strong ties with Nigeria however you need some more work done,
> >we
> >
> > will give you a 3-year residency, and assess you after that or you can
> >apply for political refugee .
> >
> >
> >
> > 210 - 300 APPLICATION ACCEPTED
> >
> > Nigeria We Hail thee you are truly one of us
> >
> >
> >
> > 301- 350 APPLICATION GLADLY ACCEPTED
> >
> > Please also try applying for government position or go into Nigerian
> >Politics or join the OPC.
> >
> >
> >
> > 350+ APPLICATION DENIED
> >
> > You are a threat to Nigeria, Please apply for
> >Indian/Pakistan/Irag/Somalia/Afghanistan or Lebanese Citizenship, you will
> >surely qualify or u can apply to Bin Laden himself. Thanks and don't
> >come back again.
> >
> >

U S E L E S S

INVENTIONS

MADE BY MEN & WOMEN



1. Non stick Cellotape - it exists !!!!!
2. Solar Powered Flash Light
3. A black highlighter pen
4. Glow in the dark sunglasses
5. Inflatable Anchor
6. Smooth Sandpaper
7. Waterproof sponge
8. Waterproof Teabags
9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
10. Fireproof Matches
11. Fireproof Cigarettes
12. Battery powered Battery Charger
13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes
14. Hand powered Chainsaw
15. Inflatable Dartboard
16. Silent Alarm Clock
17. A Pedal powered wheelchair
18. Braille Drivers Manual
19. Double sided playing cards
20. Ejector seats for Helicopters

and these too, ?
Screen window for a submarine
Helicopter with an injection seat
Inflatable dart board
A tape on how to put together a vcr
The water proof tea bag
Water proof towel
A book on how to read
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal-powered wheel chair




" Duh, I could do better THAN THESE INVENTIONS ! "

Before Alexos solve his riddle or Rhytham, let's try and solve these from me, myself and I.

Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

Which is heavier: a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?

What in an automobile engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?

What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?

_{And the very popular one:}

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Goodluck.

@Alexos
I hate to admit it but I don't know the answer to this.

brand

@O[b]moyem[/b]i
E yaaaaaaaaaa,
Pele.

gland
_{Babymine,howdy? Hope PH is cool.Takia.}

Lonely in bed last nite.

@Alexos

What question can you never answer?

The question:
"Are you asleep?"

@Tosin (tox)
I'd be more than glad to be head or be among the committee that will organise the send off party for you. _{Ka moye awa toku.}

@hiltopjoe
This thread is for Cuando Seas Mia (When You're Mine) and not for NITEL or telecommunication stuffs.

ghinikha:
@ segeoluus

We don't want read or print it out. We want to WATCH IT ON MITV OR AIT! You can go ahead and read without bringing it here!

Also on LTV 8 (around 2pm).

Missing Treize (It's been long)
Rhod
2c
H.U.S.H
Queenzy
Coco29
Maki
Muki
Babymine
Outkast
Waow, the list is too long. I miss all my good and bad Nairaland friends.

@Rhytham
You're too good. The fifth answer is simply Earth.

More riddles and puzzles please.

_{Whatever, take care. Much luv.}

Why are you schooling?

@Zahy
Quite an age.Howdy?
As per your request, I hope I won't be arrested.
I won't be able to give accurate or detailed description because only a trial can convince you.
The right side is very soft.Touching it will surely lead to other things.
I can't say much about the left side because I still find it difficult to comprehend whether it is natural or artificial.
Hope you're satisfied, but if not, you'll have to dare the devil(I'm not calling the bearer devil o) and touch it or have a very personal experience with the owner.

_{Mo wa nibi ti o fimi si. I believe all is well with u & all dat's urs.Igba wo lo n bo ni Nija?}

Why am I working?

Thank you ma.

_{Adenike mi owon, se alaafia ni?}

Why is the earth round?

There's nothing like loving someone truly and knowing the person loves you in return truly.

And why is Larry under the thing?

@Moyem _{or is it Omoyemi?}
On behalf of the WUAM forumites, I Dojo (one & only) welcomes you to Nairaland.
May you enjoy your stay, may the administrator never have any reason to ban you and may you be granted the wisdom to know who and who to associate with.
Welcome once more.

@Ghinikha

Ioday,
sometimes asking after Dojo is looking for trouble and the guy get bad mouth no be small. I wonder why he is not online because I checked him earlier.

It is painful to see the above written about me. I'm not all that bad. I'm only trying to catch fun and make pple happy, but if I've offended you or anybody in anyway,I'm saying from the deepest part of my mind/heart that I'm very Sorry.
Hope my apology will be accepted.

Why is Babymine so black?

@Otolorin
Are you trying to say I saw her beautiful ass?

Started what?

Babymineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that is not mineeeee

@Rhytham
Good work but fourth and fifth is wrong.
Try again.

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?

If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first?

Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?

What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?


Goodluck guys

The answer is stove, fire and smoke.