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I'll give her head to the guy.

wwyd if you got gang raped?

I'll give her head to the guy.

wwyd if you got gang raped?

Don't you think he's the one that can answer that?

Howdy H.U.S.H & Grizzly bear?
What're you two talking about?

Rhod, are you?

'Soul meet soul on lovers lips'

Bundle

Always.

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Hope you are not expecting me to answer?

I don't have enof time yet to read all these but I'll surely say a thing or two when I'm through.
Good work Disney.

Collin came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk,
as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already
asleep.

He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
wearing a long flowing white rob! e.

"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Colin, "and what are you doing in my
bedroom?".

The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St
Peter".

Colin was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much
to live for, I haven't said good-bye to my family, you've got to send
me back straight away".

St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was
covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling
welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen,
how are you enjoying your first day here?"

"It's not so! bad" replies Colin, "but I have this strange feeling
inside like I'm about to explode".

"You're ovulating." explained the rooster, "Don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before".

"Never" replies Colin "Well just relax and let it happen".

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him
and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for
the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness
was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the
best thing that ever happened to him, ever!!!



The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting:


"Colin, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting in the bed!"

mmmm, *thinking* Not quite long.

wwtlt you cheated on your best friend?

Never. _{I'm not a criminal}

wwyd if you are to commit murder then suicide?

I confess I was here.
I confess NL is dry.
I confess HAPPY LAST SUNDAY in April to y'all.
I confess catch you all later.
I confess I LOVE YOU ALL.

Why am I not happy?
Why is everybody offline?
Why am I even posting?

Care about what?

I too know I spoke with H.U.S.H last nite on phone.
I too know he 's a cool guy
I too know I'll pay him a visit at his office next week
I too know he stays around my area

I confess gudnite Queenzy.
I confess it's been nice knowing the moderator
I confess rest well.
I confess catch you later.

Queenzy
I confess welcome back
I confess tell me the person https://usera.imagecave.com/sweetsoul/smilies/makeday.gif

Candy
I confess you should know that I won't be happy with myself if your eyes suffer.
I confess I'm playful, troublesome and naughty at times

I confess you know I can never hurt you.
I confess it's for your own good.
I confess I'm sorry

Candy
I confess let them suffer.

Rhoda
I confess what am I to do so that you can log off?