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one night stand


Protected sex or unprotected?

My warmest regards and a very BIG welcometo you Luscious.

Oracle:
what i saw was monkey

@Oracle
what u saw or what u are?

Hitch or monster in law?

love and basketball.

Dance with me or save the last dance?

Dollly Patron.

Fighting Temptation or love and basketball?

Kenny rogers

Mark Mcgrath or Dolly Patron?

@Outkast
I love you

you raise me up.

I love you or color of my love? (Celine Dion)

I confess hi to her snazziness.

Flying without wings anytime.

Worldof our own or bop bop baby?

Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww to you.
My fellow cat

Cats are different from cats.
You're a tiger while I'm a domesticated cat!

I have a dream


Queen of my heart or uptown girl?(Westlife)

I confess gudnite 2c.
I confess may d angels of d good Lord guard u.
I confess sweet dreams.

ABBA

Sleep listening to music (blues,souls,R&B) or sleep silently?

Half as well.

Sleep with lite on or off?

Dear Dojo,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. I even have a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven't seen it since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

Bablu locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.

Uncle Rakesh fell into a swimming pool last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Bablu was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back; they drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

I am now closing this letter and will share more good news with you again next time.

Your Favorite Aunt Sally.


P.S.If this letter does not reach you, please let me know, I will send u another.

@Rhoda,
all hope is not lost.

When you foresee anything wrong,
your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps.

@2c

DHL.

Sleep naked or fully clothed?

Laptop. _{but have a table top}


DHL or FEDEX?

Debbie can't be scared just by some big evil grinning teeth. It takes more than that to scare her. Debbie , abi na lie?

Proud to be a cat!

Welcome! welcome!! welcome!!!

_{afraid of sex?}

Microsoft.

Dell or Compaq?

They're Ghana & Yoruba for WELCOME!

Hate sex?
Both.

69 or missionary?

Akwaba to NI
E ku abo si NI

Only time can decide.

love sex or hate sex?

Long term.

Sex on 1st date or later?

Lust.

Love @ 1st sight or gradually?

A round of _{a clap or slap}applause for Rhoda.