₦airaland Forum

Kejilee: why are u fillickin around, try 2 be succint,,neva behave quixotic nd pls subtaforge nd expurgate all this away,it makes me morbid ,i tink we are all bussom,nt dat am a multiliquence bt am just rollikin around. Wats ur advocatin,lata tinz gyratin away

Kejilee: Passin by

Grit u all # aku strike ooo

Habiz: Gud morning 2 u all...hope u all ave a nice 9t may we be able 2 give testimonies in d name of God...amen

Harrisonn: We have got a news for the #expredites as regards the admission cut-off marks.

College of Health Sciences
1.Medicine:
1st choice only, 80.9

2.Dentistry:
1st choice 77.8
2nd choice 77.8

3.Medical Rehab.:
1st choice 70.8
2nd choice 74.7

4.Nursing Science:
1st choice 71.2
2nd choice 74.3

Faculty of Technology
1.Agricultural Engineering 60

2.Chemical Engineering 64

3.Civil Engineering 61

4.Computer Science with Economics 72

5.Computer Science with Mathematics 62

6.Computer Engineering 61

7.Electronics and Electrical Engineering 62

8.Food Engineering 60

9.Food Science and Technology 60

10.Mechanical Engineering 62

11.Material Science and Engineering 60

These are the only verified ones and we are working hard to get across to you the ones for other faculties.

Harrisonn: ASUU To Call Off Strike In 5 Universites
We have just received information on a the latest improvement
from ASUU, and this time it is good news for the lucky students
in a select few universities.
News filtering from ASUU HQ this morning indicates that the body
has reached an agreement to call of the strike in 5 universities if
certain conditions are met, while other universities are been
reviewed as at press time.
The chairman of ASUU gave the list below “well, after hearing of
the plight of students, we have decided to help some students go
back to school, if their schools
can comply with a strict set of rules, as mentioned below”
1. UNILAG: Unilag must agree to change their name to MAULAG.
Without protest, riot or diss track. If they don’t like the name ,
then they should forget about
school till further notice.
2. LASU: all cultists in lasu must give their lives to Jesus, come
out clean and the killer of damoche (RIP) must be fished out ..or
else LASU is facing a long strike.
3. UI: All students in UI must have tribal marks and no one is
allowed to bring any car model from 2004 downwards.
4. DELSU: All delta state girls must visit each of our male
committee members for virginity………..sorry IQ test.
5. and finally UNIBUJA must bring 5 virgins from 400 level
Accounting department and if they cant they should look for 2
virgin from 300 level ..and the strike would be off. Una go tey 4 crib b dat oo��

Oluwatola5: Dont worry dr, lyk Jodekss said, finz will get bera wif tym.

Olastep1: Okada man abeg duro...






Me: wait o o o. Why ds place dry?

Okada man: for where?

Me: oooh.. For my phone o...

Okada man: * chuckles* hahahahahaha... No wori, Oga. Rain go soon fall...

Zoooooooooooooom

papindinho: I can hear the sound of a dropped needle.....



Goodnight guys....

Oluwatola5: Lag is bubblin oo, friday evenin tinz....

tunapa2009: That is not true oooooooo. The story is fake. Nothing like cultism in Oau. Oau is one of the safest places in Nigeria.

fumeah: dat one na nextyr o,dis yearz has closed.exam na 26 sef

moses Tosin: Pls som1 in d ouse sud tell me wen ore degree form will close

bolaji73: hy fellas? I heard dat d list has bin place dere in sch.hw true is dis?

Harrisonn: i need to be sure bro and know the specific place.

Gbolasky: can u add me on 2go gbolasky38, let rob minds 2geda

World Greatest1: dokdave, we are course mates pls add me on 2go @ alani252.

Harrisonn: in the skul notice board?? pls ask you source to tell you the specific place..so that i can go over to campus and confirm it..

Gbolasky: DOKDAVE have you been admited or still waiting for the 2nd list, morever wat is ur aggregate

benatex: see i saw the cutoffs with my own eyes

Kejilee: xup pals,hope u ppl are enjoyin ur hols,any info bout p.d mcb cutoff..

Miracy: law...u?

Miracy: nope...x-jambite

Miracy: wow....dis is great news...am happy for u bro....oau awaits u!!!

please sire if u av d opportunity of findin out oda course cutoff mark do paste it here for d benefit of other x-pedites...GOD bless u.

fumeah: abeg,any news on pd cutoff

s1: Indeed life is a matter of chance and circumstances,now that the minister of education has been relieved of her post and she had promised to return to class.The questions now is, will she join the ASSU strike or not?

benatex: For d expredites, i went to ife ystday to check out my department, my cutoff was 62 and i had 62.6. I was told my d secretary of dean that i'd be admitted. Now this morning, i dey to chat with MR FANIRAN on my whatsapp. These were our exact conversation.

Me-Good morning sir
Me-Sir i went to my dept yesterday to ask for some things and i was told that my cutoff is 62

Me-Sir i got 62.6 as my final result

Me- I'm i in?

Him- Wc course

Me- elect elect

Him-So if 62 is th cut off for Elec Elect n u gt 62.6 dat means u ar qualified

Him-Check the OAU portal regularly

Me-thank you sir