₦airaland Forum

Yyeske:
See how pained you are this early morning, go say your morning prayers and thank the good Lord that you are still alive

See how early U started your BMC zombie job,go hit ur head on d ground and complicate your brain injury.

ebukahandsome:
Unite first, 2019 is not too far

No forking peace without justice.

ebukahandsome:
He really do,
How i wish we all can put tribalism aside, and unite with one mind like we did, during ARGENTINA VS NIGERIA match.
We can if we wanna. Just a resolution and mind made up.

How can Nigeria be united under a president that made d 97% vs 5% speech and is implementing it?

At d rate u ppl are going about this,this Buhari's visit to d SE will be listed among his achievements in 2019 campaigns.
Btw,see how scanty d stadium is on that 2nd picture.

Shameful.
Zoo army's strength is only in unarmed civilians

PHILipu1:
Bunch of noise makers and chest beaters.
If phyton dance again now they will start shouting UN,Amnesty international etc.

Try rubbish through out that the C in C in will be in south-east and see.

Are not ashamed that your python can only dance when they see unarmed civilians?
Go to Sahara reporters page now and see how malnourished boko boys putting on bathroom slippers dealt wt your zoo army,collected their armoured tanks and pick up trucks.

PHILipu1:
You biafra rats can not dare our C in C.
Buhari didn't chicken out but he had ear infection that period and he was already sick.
Try rubbish tomorrow and you guys will see hell.
Bunch of noise makers

Don't worry,tomorrow he'll develop sexually transmitted infection.

magoo10:
Buhari and ipob are like Tom and Jerry.
The last time he was to visit the east,they made this type of threat and he ran away.

lolz.very true.
Claimed he was coming for a security summit or so and they told him that south east is secure and he should go for his security summit in d north east.
The lily livered mass murderer will surely chicken out again.

Ali baba(Buhari) and his forty thieves crew doing what they know best

Nice concept.

Heard they were kidnapped with Fisayo's father,Dr Adeosun,my former consultant but the old man was later released.
Also heard they've made contact and are demanding N50 million.
Mr Kidnappers,if u are reading this,release d poor girls,Dr Adeosun isn't a rich man.
MODIFIED
Just heard they've been released unharmed.
Glory to God.

End time things

efighter:
You will die of hypertension. I thought pigs and idiots said no money was recovered from anywhere, so which culprits are you children of hate and anger wailing about? Safe your energy because you still have 22 more years to wail, 6 years more for Said Baba and 8 years for Osinbajo, then presidency goes back to the North for another 8 years of El-Rufai by that time hypertension would have deduced your population by 75%.

Your own zombiesm is chronic.
sorry ooo.
Get well soon.

barrydee:
I thought I was the only one thinking about the mystery of this Hiv stuff.
Although I believe in the existence of the virus because of the nature of my job. As an auditor, I also audit private hospitals and amongst their vouchers and financial records, some have HIV/ARV sales book where they record the number of ARVs bought and sold to patients and their different prices.
But the reality is this, the number of folks who have unprotected sex on a daily basis in Naija is so alarming that if this virus was real, almost everyone would be infected.
I have a friend who hates the use of condom and yet he is a chronic womanizer who has been sleeping with every thing in skirt including runs girls & Oloshos for many years but guess what, he tested negative to Hiv before his recently concluded wedding as he was tested by his church.
How about a girl who constantly sleeps with her boyfriend while her boyfriend is sleeping with another girl who is also sleeping with another guy and the list goes on and on and on? everybody no for don get the virus??

That's why at times I'm tempted to believe that this HiV stuff is a well articulated scam by the foreigners to either checkmate the world's population or to scam millions of people.

But Hey, what do I know?
Always use a condom Guys.

There are few ppl who do not have receptors to d virus,and so cannot be infected, just chickenpox hits a whole family but spares one person.
HIV is real sir,visit d infectious disease department of any hospital and u will believe.

But d culprit(s) are yet to be prosecuted.
Wayo government.

abdulkayus:
WHAT?
Don't even go there cos it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that the crime rate is farrrr more higher in the south than in the north. It is a fact that every one knows.

Lol.Ok.U win bro.
But these tramadol and codeine boys here de mad oo.
Two brothers go de argue over dstv remote control,one go comot dagger remove d other intestines pour for ground.
Maybe my immediate environment is affecting my opinion.
Lots of needless violence.Sallah day,so so machete cuts,and I'm like,aren't u guys supposed to be happy n celebrating?
Peace bro.

abdulkayus:
Fulani menace is a case that affect everyone whether Muslims or Christians. Boko Haram issue even affect the Muslims more. What happens in Abuja Kaduna is issue of robbery and we all know that robbery is worst in the south.
In overall, at least north Is still more safe than the south

Can u can tell me or post d link to any predominantly muslim community that has been attacked by d fulani herdsmen?
Boko haram issue went full circle and started affecting muslims,boko haram started with Christians and policemen and politicians loyal to Ali Modu Sheriff.
I work in Keffi,Nassarawa state,d crime rate here is worse than Onitsha in Anambra state when you consider size and d fact that Onitsha is a full time commercial town.

Jesusloveyou:
Ok ooo,
But idiotic pigs of Biafra will not learn from their elders.

Buhari should forgive them, because the idiotic pigs of Biafra do not know what they are doing.

Remove Jesus the prince of peace from this ya yeye moniker.
We know its only d ppl who hit their head on d ground that have a problem with pigs based on d instructions of one rapist warlord from d middle east.

abdulkayus:
And Gombe state don't even witness religious or ethnic crisis. So, ur analysis about the north is flawed. The only northern state that do have problem with religious or ethnic crisis is Kano, Kaduna, Plateau of recent and rarely Bauchi. Many northern states has been living in peace for donkey of years.
The north is relatively more safer than south.

Ask and know how many people that were killed in d 2011 post election riots in Gombe.
Have U forgotten d picture of d female corper that was neatly butchered into 2 by d rioters in Gombe metropolis?
I have first hand info on that cos a close friend and colleague was serving in FMC Gombe then.
And have u forgotten d unending killings in by fulani herdsmen and boko haram?
Funtua in Katsina state hardly lasts 2yrs without a religious crises.How many ppl have been killed in Abuja to Kaduna expressway this year alone?
I work in Nasarawa state and I can confidently tell U that Nasarawa and southern Kaduna has been boiling for d 4 years I've been there just that its hardly in d news.
The north is only safe for muslim northerners.

This is very bad.
Its not impossible that some or one of them might be victims of circumstances,being at d wrong place at d wrong time.
This could also be an attempt to cover up other highly placed individuals involved.

Chaii
Buhari just doesn't want Nigeria to enjoy d benefits of d rise in oil prices.
When poo hits d fan,he'll run to London to commence bed rest and send Osunbade to go on begging missions.

Menzy86:
religion is the problem of the north. The barbarism of burning suspected thieves alive in the north never happens. I see cult wars and street fights claim several youths in the south every day. I've lived in d north and I've lived in d south. Once u choose a good area in d north as a christian or non indigiene, u r relatively safe. Its not d same in d south.

True to some extent.
But in a small state like Bayelsa,Ebonyi or Ekiti,if U count all d deaths due to cultism, robbery etc,it might not amount to 100 in a year but I religious crises in a small northern state like Gombe will cover for 10 yrs of violent deaths in a southern state of d same size.

kn23h:
Omokri is an "alleged human"

And you are what?
Alleged zombie or confirmed one ?

His puppeteer Tinubu told him to 'ceasefire'.

This Omokri get bad mouth oo.
Referred to Osunbade as "alleged Pastor".
He should've just come out straight and call him fake pastor.

pyyxxaro:
Who don join don join

leave am.If war start tomoro,make him comot main road say him renounce,make we see if him body will be d same.

Habyz:
Nawa o! He did something commendable and you took it upon yourself to trash talk his entire tribe and religion. Do you know how hard it is to resist the urge to insult people like you?

Because ur brain is incomplete, u couldn't comprehend that I talked both 'trash' and good about his religion and tribe and also talked trash about my own religion and tribe.
If I read half a word of insult from U make u see how raw thunder go take strike u now now.

This is d part where I love d 'average' northern muslim.
If na Odedapo/Ayebode ppl,dem for don 'claim it' based on say pastor tell them say they will meet unmerited favour soon.
But d honesty of d average northern muslim is canceled out by his propensity for violence,especially if you are not one of them.Ordinary traffic misunderstanding,they'll nearly burn U alive if U can't speak hausa.
In summary,I'd choose d thieving christian to d honest average northern muslim.

Government of d north,by d north and for the northerners.

kettykin:
thats is one Nigeria for you, same country and in the same social experiment Zik with all degrees in 3 American universities was president while a teacher with no degree was elected as prime minister , Nigeria is such a huge joke , a well crafted british commedy.


In Nigeria an Ivy league school graduate was made to be president while a secondary school leaver was made a priminister , Nigeria's case is beyond redemption.

Nigeria is nothing but a british comedy

Same way a professor of law is deputising a high school drop out now.

When some of us were shouting ourselves hoarse over d Zaria massacre, they said its b/c GEJ lost elections.
I wonder y ppl get angry when Nigeria is referred to as a zoo when in actual sense,its an evil forest.