₦airaland Forum

Davindal:
Shut you gutter, man.

with this your mindset,U go fit die quick ooo.
Remember say no be only soldier sabi shoot gun.
In d early 2000s,among my classmates in med school who were deep in cultism,some don shoot shoot so tey d whole world sabi say dem no de miss from 30-50 metres even with pistol,and I'm talking about medical students oo.
Most guys will endure if U cripple them,but touch their sister dem go declare jihad for U.
My cousins wey dey stubborn de beat army, sars, etc everyday.If dem gauge U well U no carry gun,dem go beat U well escape from d scene b4 ur colleagues go come to ur rescue.
Even if u have paid her bride price,U still don't have any right to beat someone's sister/daughter.

UfuomaUN:
There is an urgent overwhelming need to overhaul our entire military and police institution. Can you imagine what this one who isn't yet an officer is saying

If dem see malnourished boko boys now,dem go do tactical maneuver,run enter Cameroon.

MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.

That lubricant/spermicide(oily liquid) in condoms have an unmistakable aroma,experienced male and female oloshos like d op will perceive it easily.

He try oo.
4k per head,e no easy.

That was how one of them started 'gingering' like say he catch me for robbery, just cos my fire extinguisher had expired unknown to me,meanwhile every other thing including tire expiry date checked out.
I pointedly told him to either caution me and let me go or book me,that d fine isn't more than 4k or so,but that I won't give him even a kobo in bribes.
The mumu man just open mouth de look me,I no even talk to am after that,I just collected my particulars n driver's license and took off.

That is why such abracadabra are easily upturned by higher courts.
The present day judges in d high courts are d most timid and most corrupt set in d whole world.
In sane climes,justice Nyako should've penalized d chief of army staff for interfering with a case that was already before her in d Nnamdi Kanu saga,but here,d justice is always dispensed with timidity and tribalism.

Readonee35L:
Come to think of it.
Let me use Toyota as an example.
All their sedans (US Market. I'm talking about Toyota not it's Lexus variant)
Their sedans are only available in Fwd.
Avalon
Camry
Corolla
Yaris.
Are you saying you might kill yourself while driving them in the rain?.
Lol.


A Fwd or Rwd with a good vsc system is good for everyday driving unless you're going to a different terrain .
If you need awd to drive in the rain or wet roads , I'm sorry you need to learn how to drive .

Truth is any car can loose traction.
Even the Awd Nissan Gtr looses traction and gets crashed by idiot.
Driving is not all about being able to Accelerate and Brake.

you win.
Oya,go and carry cup.
I wonder what brought 'idiot' etc to d conversation.

Readonee35L:
I prefer the Rwd Benz Sedan against the 4matic.
Reasons
1. Better Mpg
2. No worries of a damaged drive shaft (4matic) which is expensive to fix.
3. They are fun to drive .
4. The 4matic has no use in Nigeria. 
We have no snow. And you can't even take it off road because the average Nigerian road that requires awd will ruin the whole undercarriage of a sedan . so you won't even drive a Awd sedan with low ground clearance on such road. 
The only advantage is if you live in an area with lots of sand like around the beach or where you have snow.
Aside that awd in sedans in *Nigeria* is a total waste
But it increases traction tho

The 4matic has uses in Nigeria.
1:For better traction in sharp bends(saved my life once)
2:during rain too or on wet roads,for eg,if U don booze finish enter Kubwa expressway during or immediately after rain.

Lol.No pinshures of d peaceful rally
Liar Mohammed,is that you?

6.5 gini

JuneOctober:
E for Elephant abi?

Is it ur elephant

Evidence of 3 million bottles of codeine consumed daily.
Ango Abdullahi,Junaid Mohammed, Buhari and arewa youth forum de partake too.

Josephjnr:
Yes,Hospital is the easiest thing to blame in Nigeria. Hired killer Doctors and Nurses. Na ungratefulness go kill 9ja pple. Where person no fit commit suicide? Is being in quarantine being in prison? Is being in quarantine being under watch every second? Yes,you have the right to look into the death of your family member but don't jump into conclusion.

I swear.
U walk into an office to process something,d lady behind d desk will raise her face from where she's sleeping and shoo U away like "go go,I have headaches,come on monday".And they will accept it wtout protest.
But if they come to a hospital Wc is usually understaffed and overcrowded, they start raising their voice in spite of d fact that d workers there are obviously running helter skelter to render help.
The father rightly said d patient hadn't a history of mental illness,so why would he be under round d clock watch?

The truth is that while d other members of d zoo were cheering on d military while it was on its campaign of murder in d south east,inwardly,they knew such was wrong.
Consequently,the zoo occupants have developed a subconscious fear of d army and are now responding appropriately.
I bet U that hardcore zombies like Sarrki,Omenka etc will rather die than have any member of d zoo army approach their children wt needle and syringe

HopeAtHand:
After seeing the picture of that old man and that young lady, I have concluded that there is nothing the Igbo would not do for money.

Odenni,look very well,that woman is at least 60yrs old.

U want Buhari to declare himself a terrorist?(though we all know he is one)
Abi they don't know he's d life patron of Miyetti Allah cattle breeders association,d umbrella body of these murderous herdsmen.

Esseite:
Borrow at higher rate to offset current maturing loans, without having in mind how to repay that with higher interest rate..

Never again would we select a president without analytical and comprehensive debate.


Its sad that in a space of 2 years, we have crashed this low

lolz
Zombies said even if Sheikh OsamaBinhary has only NEPA bill for his certificate, they will still vote him.
This is d result of electing a near illiterate who failed all his military exams to govern a big,complex country like Nigeria in d 21st century.

Yes naa.
Was it not underage/children plus illiterate almajiris who are even less than children that voted u into power b4?

NgcoboP:
Why has egunmogaji been quiet on this thread. The geographical locations fits him perfectly well. I hope.. Gazzuzz I hope you are not .... Errh ehem....

(IN FELA'S VOICE)
When trouble sleep,yanga go wake am,wetin e de fiiiiiind for Lagosi ooooo.
Palavaaaar,e de find,palavaar e go geti ooo ooooooo

Na wa ooo,she get retroviral disease or any chronic illness?

johnnyvid:
i haven't see him pass any bill in this current senate.

U have not been following d senate proceedings.
First of all,d whole senate passes bills,not a single senator
He moved d motion to stop customs from harrasing owners of old cars for evasion and underpayment of duties,a crime Wc is committed by d same customs with d active collaboration of importers.
He was also vocal on d issue of local govt autonomy and numerous other bills and motions.

GavelSlam:
The Catholic Church is of the same opinion.

Say what U know ogbeni.
Family planning constitutes half of what is taught in marriage classes in d mother church.
The church approves of abstinence during d fertile periods of d woman hence d focus on Billings ovulation methods and only frowns at termination of pregnancy in d form of contraception since life begins at Conception.

Hahahaha.
Abeg MURIC,remind us d name of this vaccine again cos up till now,nobody knows.
The wahabi MURIC who didn't as little as make a press statement when Shia Muslims were murdered in their hundreds have shown their hands again.

DrGoodman:
Who is more illiterate?

As a punishment, I will stop helping these army men fill forms to tcollect their salaries in this bank

I jus de laff like Mumu here
Why are U wicked like this?

Neat car.
But not 2005.
Either 03 or 04.

giftq:
Amin

lol.
The correct answer is 'maleikum salam'.

Mumu man thinks he can settle every dispute with guns.

Movic1:
We have too many educated illiterates in the East! I don't blame them sha, too much radio biafra can cause a lot of damages to the brain. So all the soldiers in the East came from the north? No Igbo soldiers among the soldiers carrying out the free medical exercise? Hatred for this government made some people to lost their reasoning and brain.

pls Oga, tell us d name of d vaccine they are administering, let's start from there?

GeeString:
The Adeleke family has pulled their strings. Seems this commissioner is not playing ball and he wants to nail Davido by force.

Now, power is changing hands. Very soon, Davido's case will be swept under that same old carpet.

Well-meaning Nigerians need to locate that obese poisonous dart frog and lynch him for the murders he has committed before its too late.

Not true.
The 2 officers were mentioned in Senator Misau's accusation against d current IGP as having benefited from illegal and undeserved promotions.

This means d accusation of promoting his cronies and mistress illegally against the IGP by Senator Misau is true to a large extent.
Also means saint Buhari is habouring a lot of confirmed crooks in his cabinet.

wike54:
Nonsense....if Una c igbo man dey hustle Una go tink Sai e no get sense....lazy piple to work na problem.....rubbish

I swear.
Only in d north U will see able-bodied men sit under d tree in d productive hours of d day,from Monday to Sunday.
Children of school age will be roaming about,riding bicycles during school hours.
The thing used to give me goose pimples when I lived in d north east.

OlaMiki:
i pray sense fall on you ? ur comment on Osinbajo is pathetic and speak volume of sense presence in your head

Intellectual dwarf.
Ignored.