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Funny y'all. I once met one who told me that he is a chartered accountant with diamond bank only to find out after much questioning n quiz session that he is a driver to d supposed chartered accountant. Naija guys no go kill me.

Op ur story is quite funny.. I guess every lady does that when they are alone in d rum or house as the case may be. I might be wrong though.

I sincerely think Nse Ikpe Etim is a wonderful actress that I would like to work with. She is very good at what she does n I think with d right script n ryt director/production she is good to go.

Jakpon: No i am not

Ok

Jakpon: Why Teaxas? Why not a place like abakaliki or dunukofia?

jakpon are you from Dunukofia?

Wow!

parrotibaba: welcome to Nigeria... we speak pidgin english

Well that ain't pidgin English.

I just don't get the reason why most of these twitter handlers do not type with simple English esp the Celebs among them. It took me quite a lot of time to read through that message. Mtcheeeeew!

There are instances where I just wish I have Blogbusters control. Mtcheww. ..

[quote author=bustyhelen]I just checked ur posts to c how qualitative they are but unfortunately they are not even qualitative not talk of interesting.I

yet u have d guts to critique lalasticlala. u claim his posts are not good yet u always long to open his threads and even comment
Eheh! Babe abeg I fit share anything with u bt definitely not my special pet name Lala. U can pls call him anything but that. Tnx for understanding.

Hmmm.. lets say my Mum is a neat freak with the rank of a doctor while my Dad is the experienced prof. Choi! He pass my mama abeg. He dresses his own room, sweeps the house (even when we are around n u dare not stop him) plus he also inspects our various rooms even my Mama's room and even the kitchen and to think that he knows the position of all his stuff. He is just too neat biko. And I think thats the reason why he doesn't go out a lot cos he spends all his time inspecting. My mum just perceives like a dog. U dare not lie on her bed cos she will perceive ur smell n fish u out.

I am so innnnnn!!!!!!

Olekumaster: "God Thank You for making me rich. But is it too much if i ask to be rich forever?" - Rick Ross
anyway she resemble Tiwa Savage o.

Hmmm.... I smell lies.

Hmmmmmm..... Lala y is my name not dia now? I carry pass all those u listed there or u want to tell me that u don't know?

Exactly.

Mine should be Adaobi123 though our parts have never crossed. I picture her as a strong yet funkish(4 lack of better word) type of girl.

safarigirl: *clears throat* get ready for this

If you are born in May, stand up! Stand up!

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
Pierce Brosnan
George Clooney
David Beckham
Diego Forlan
Genevieve Nnaji
Janet Jackson
Beyonce....

Will be back with more

And do not forget to put dolly dolly in dat list baby.

lynx200: There is a movie audition by silver heart productions tomorrow July 31st at Mamay Oct garden, 19 Bamidele street off Celestial road, Igando, Lagos Time - 10am For more info call 07064685174

10 female actresses/models are needed for an advert shoot. Go to the 5th floor of the KFC building, Allen avenue, Ikeja, Lagos. Time -11am You must be at least 5 feet 9 to be auditioned. Call 07018782102 for more details.

Hi Lynxx. I would really love to chat privately with u. Pls kindly send me an email as i find it difficult to send one to u so dat we can exchange contacts. Tnx.

I formerly said I prefer older men to younger ones but I think he is an exception. Congrats to the lucky girl.

olorundimu: Retrovirus na HIV now! Antiretrovirals are anti HIV!
Hepatitis A, B, and C belong to different groups/families of viruses.
If I could remember, hepatitis B is a hepadnaviridae, please consult your microbiology books or Google.

Actually I'm a Microbiology student which is I solicit for a simpler explanation. Hepatitis are also rna virus same as retrovirus. It's somewat confusing though but tnx.

Ok. Tnx for the input. I would also need more from other professionals.

I used to like tattoos wen I was much younger to the extent dat I told myself dat I will get one wen I grow up. But now my perception about it has changed as I can't c myself dating or marrying some1 with it.

Fulaman198: Maybe you should give younger guys a chance and not place them all in the same category.

Will do.