₦airaland Forum

yinkus4u2c:
You sound so confused... You need her to be your side chic? What's the responsibility of the main chic? Does she even exist at all? You sound more like an attention seeker

lilzcee:
i felt sad, when i heard this, she says am stingy, she knows am not working, how do she expect me to meet her needs, she might be older than me, buh we are both coursemates, i can't dash my school fees to a side chick like that, am i mad? I think she is not meant for me, she thinks am wicked, she thinks am the worst guy ever, i just want to share this to u guys, i think i should leave her, what do u guys think

mylordship:
hmm pray hard, u better pray hard, d enemies in ur fathers side aint hapi 4 u. jolllyjoy even at now im watching ur life history like a video

mylordship:
there was a time i checked on the profile of a female nairalander and i saw a snake on her head, i showed my brother and he said he saw nothing of such. believe me its the truth, a popular female romancelander

mylordship:
is dat why he dump u

FTBOY:
tamuno! see curse!
but honestly, do you think that thing is a girl? don't be surprised when she gets busted like nneka and the rest

KeleDon:
Pls fellow NL am ageing up , so I have decided to settle down and get married. I really need a tokumbo/belgum or even fairly used wife for marriage (I no say tier rubber no dey market).
Must be from the age of 20yrs and above... If any available contact me!!

hooli:
sure I know gals my level na. and d face is not d 1st time av bin told. Its just my nature. and some times is not like really have any ulterior motive o. BT dey would jus b smiling like sheep.

mylordship:
to me ure my friend

mylordship:
hmmmm dnt worry, d question is can i trust u

mylordship:
ur signature says it all abt me, but in a different way

mylordship:
4get it girl, iv got money, my family is dope, come to warri and asked of the ibrus or rather google the family of ibrus or the johnsons. im nt lying, ure smart. lemme make u feel my music, ama give u money 4 ur hair, upkeep, family and d ones to keep in ur bank account, my identity in nairaland is a lie but the photoes, lemme show u the real me

RexKex:
Etcetra...

HateU2:
Waoh! I love this. Oya chop knuckle babe

RexKex:
A caban for impostors, low-lifers, assylum detainees, desperate & immature peeps. etcetra!

agarawu23:
I was expecting names of nlders At least trolls will quit Nl and face their husband & baby

donTbone:
hunhun! ama studier

You husby dey watch you on 3D

donTbone:

menopause kwa? And you never born!

donTbone:


Where is spicy, dollyjoy and valerie Are they not suppose to be there?

profojah2:
I've always been saying it, internet isn't good for you at your age.. Its not people's fault you weren't breastfed.. Seriously, you need to grow and stop laying your ass for that little boy cutehector to dismantled. You're still young for this.

Goridoe:
How do we know you girls are in the mood or not? facial expression?

Diddyydiva:
Thanks joy

how are you?

Estharfabian:
LoL!

Thanks!
Usually, I don't Like getting caught in E-braws...if You noticed, I only start a controversial comment and make people bark at my mentions! sweet pleasure!

Buh exchanging words isn't just me?
Buh that miss kwakwakakakaka is just one hell of a hypocritical biatch! I needed to put her to rest!

Diddyydiva:
she is right tho.

But with wrong illustration lemme put it right


Guy: Hey! pretty lady

Girl: ( swipes sweats caused by the scorching sun). Hi

Guy: You dance pretty well, What's the name?

Girl: I'm Ajoke the deceased granddaughter

Guy: I thought as much , judging by your clothes . The grandchildren are all dressed differently

Girl: Yea , and you are.......?

Guy: I'm Fred I came with your cousin Tope, I'm one of his friends

Girl: Oh, you are welcome

Guy: I must confess my lady , You are beautiful

Girl: ( blushing). thank you. . You are cute too

Guy: Oh !!! I can't believe the most beautiful lady I've ever seen sees me as cute too .

Girl: Come on, you are not that bad . you are cute.

Guy: I will be pleased if I can have the contact of prettiest lady I've ever known

Guy: ( blushing) No problem.. 0 80.......


The rest nah history.


You see estharfabian is right

Cutehector:
I Dnt even wan be seein myself in romance section..