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eminent007:
Assuming one day, armed robber came to your house after robbing u they gave u a gun to shoot and kill your wife. Suddenly you go on your knees pleading say "Sir, I can't because I love her wholeheartedly."

The angry robber collected the gun and gave it to your wife who collected the gun, pointed it to your head and pulled the trigger. Fortunately for you, there was no bullet. The robber collected the gun, laughed and left.

Guys be honest after the encounter, what will you do if this woman was your wife?

Ladies, your opinions are highly needed too.

menabae:
yesh.....lol

donTbone:
OK oooooo.... Dollyjoy... Over to w

wwhitewitch:
hmmm post ke!! i and my guys where refered to as NFA students by teachers and students bcaus we will argue football 4rm morning till closing period. "though in SS3 we use to stand at d gate of our school to seize belt,bags and sandals 4rm junior students 4 late coming, dats how i slept with half of ss1 and 2 girls.

menabae:
Social prefect

tosyne2much:
Wristbangle, the write-up is flawless. Thumbs up baba


Since you have started the aluta, lemme continue


9. Not Replying PMs

Each time I send avalanche of PMs to a lady and she intentionally decided not to reply, I will shake my head for such a lady, and my respect and regard for such a lady will dwindle afterwards. This reminds me when I sent a PM to a lady (don't ask me for her moniker ). She replied and the following conversation ensued

"Tosyne2much: Hello Miss.......


Miss...... : Tosyne, please I want to draw your attention to something, please, don't ever send me a PM cos I'm not looking for a boyfriend on nairaland. I know your intention of sending PM. Please I'm in a relationship that will land on the alta soon, so don't think you can get me with your 10 things 10 that.

10. Being Too Hostile

Many ladies have lost potential husbands due to ignorance and hostility. However, many have chased their husbands away just because he couldn't answer the question "where did you get my PIN or phone number?" . Last month, I added a lady on BBM and before I knew it, she PING me saying I won't succeed if I added her with the intention of getting under their skirts. She further added that I should introduce myself, or else, she will use the deleted feature at once. They need to stop this silly attitude in order not to be placed on LOX, so that they can attract responsible "chairmen" like us


*Nobody should quote me, or else, I will show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*



*Permit me to add this Bonus*


Social Media Addiction

A lady needs to be apply moderation in surfing the web. Sometimes you will see a lady registered on all social media bashing guys here and there, and giving 1, 000 reasons as to why they can't date guys like Cutehector, TheSonOfMark, Decker, Agawaru23, etc simply because they aren't working in Shell or Chevron. The same lady is registered on Twitter, Badoo, Facebook, Mocospace, Instagram, 2go, and the likes, giving relationship advice at odds hours. Haba na only u ? I can't imagine dating such a lady (1am- 5am)

*Nobody should quote me, otherwise, I wil show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*

donTbone:
My woman.... My Everything! Commenter below me... Can you be my gal for this thread? DOLLYJOY

Maamin:
Men! After looking at ur pics...I wonder wat u wi luk lyk wit pimples.

Takim107:
I'm so doing that, in my final, I have a makeup studio and many other business...even at that I won't marry a poor man.

Takim107:
My advice to ALL ladies..Marry a rich man because all men are unfaithful, rather scream in Paris than in a rented house.

ODUBEZE:
I think its more like looking for an endorsement.

lonelydora:
Your location in South. PM please.

Nicepoker:
he is on ur trail. Just get ready

K9Uneet:
Do you want to apply?
P:S. . . I just checked your DP. You're not fair. Flavour doesn't do dark ladies.

Coolguy89:
are u intrested?

MrCork:
...sweery am a lover not a fighter. ..I don't insult women coz I love women..don't worry..when I arrive in nigeria next month..I will brink u a cork..sugarcane & a nice London sweater! !

MrCork:
...see yor Ghana head like sugarcane...who drive range rover spot in yor village...can for king afprd range rover?..GOAT!! (No ofeense)

MrCork:
...ok then..I will bring cork & calender to u when I arrive in nigeria next month...did I mention I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot!

MrCork:
...they don't sell calendiar they in nigeria?