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obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. What an Immutable catastrophe!

immutable catastrophe?hope you know what you typed?



Immutable:unchangeable

catastrophe:disaster



so what are trying to say?

Omotayor123:
Flogging of children is a serious offence. Only the head teacher with the authorization of the principal is allowed to beat.

Make I invite uncle Kazrem for this case.

lol,na u sabi.

Omotayor123:
Joy. Make NUT catch you.

wetin go happen?

obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. (No offense) but I hope you're not their English teacher.



"went into a state of oblivion for some seconds,trying to
figure out where that came from." .... From Eric the pupil.. Du'uh!

Lol.. Undiluted purity? Years of experience? I have to question your experience now..



Anyway.. My most emotional experience was when I ate bread, mayonnaise, and yogurt for the first time! You haven't lived if you've not tried that combo!

I'm out!

hehehehe,modified,i was in a hurry,i am their english teacher

bronzegoddess:
What u get when u allow I'd.iots teach

excuse me?who are you referring to?me or yourself?

Vjcray:
[size=14pt] and why should I share my emotional moments on a public forum like this?


Some things are better left unsaid. ..

Cheers [/size]

now this is funny.



What is the big deal in that?

Dharniel:
similar experience ke, who does that? I gat no experience similar to that.

share anyone wen u get

Goodevening nairalanders,well,i just want to share what happened in school today.


So,i was supposed to leave for school on sunday but owing to some situations beyond my control,i decided to say till on friday,now a friend of my dad begged me to teach in his school,pending when i will leave for school because there is shortage of staffs there,(the two teachers taking two classes there didnt resumed for the term)


i obliged after series of begging and all that,so on monday,i went to the school,the kids(am taking kg2)where disturbing,so i purnished them and instructed them to tell me "thank you aunty"if i purnish them for any wrong behaviour again.



,i went to the school today,as usual,i was just doing my thing after the morning assembly,i sat down,minutes later,a pupil came to inform me that the director want to see me,so i left,just to come back and see two kids fighting.


I seperated them and purnished the offender,i went back to continue doing my thing while he was crying.


To my surprise Eric(the pupil) ran to my table and with tears in his eyes, said"mummy thank you for flogging me"

Well,It was really an emotional moment for me because in all my years of experience,that was the first time a littlelun called me "mother" with so much affection.




Anyone with a similiar experience?kindly share.

Questions like these make me wonder the kinda peepz in the romance section of nairaland.


Like,wft,it just like asking what is wrong with going to church when you are just a bench warmer.


Simple,you are simply wasting your time,energy and money.

Adaure4ever:
Ouch. Sinful thread.. I Don't want to get spoilt. *catwalking out in my high heel*

*draw her back by her hair*

why lying?God is watching

Oyind17:
Tell me na na name of person?

na name of animal

Nice writeup

Oyind17:
I don't know what postinor is, you should visit a chemist

hahaahahahahaha


you can lie sha

Hahahahahaha


guys are getting wiser.once they noticed you are beginning to friendzone them,they will quickly withdraw.lolz


i dnt friendzone guys though

Lollllllllllll.flavour sha

sickstars:
Ok ma m running into ur bweast

anything for you dear.

u saw my wish?

sickstars:
just wanted to know if u av finished cooking my breast milk i'm hungry

hahahahahahahahaha.


Coma suck

sickstars:
Hello mummy

yes daughter

Too many dramas these days,anyway goodnews.

sickstars:
Yup 3holes
one for urine One for sex The last for sh*t

hmmmmmm

Funny comments

You are not serious!

Penisinpenisout:
Why are some chicks so fvcking stupid!!! Just look at what you wrote

she was just being sarcastic.chill.

I smell lies here.lol


some guys here be claiming girls have ask them out when in truth,no girl have even give them green light.



As for me,myself and i i cant ask a guy out.

rawpadgin:
please edit ur post. thank u

thank you

Nigerians are really creative.

4everisaac:
Maybe you need to know that most 9ja ladies like men that maltreat them.
I'm yet to see any form of sanity in that anyway.

and where did you get that from?

lifeisabitch:
When I see the way some guys treat their wives, I just tell myself I rather be alone without a man than be beaten or insulted constantly by a man. I have found out that very rich guys are arrogant and may posses this trait. Me I can't take it o to hell with your millions, I will pack my things and get the hell out (with my kids of course)

word!!

Please settle for the poor dude that will cherish you all his life,or better still,get your hands dirty and stop looking at rich guys.

That was really epic duh.
Lolllll

Diddydiva u funny oooooo

pweetychyka:
Hey babe... if u feel un-appreciated by him, why not try appreciating yourself? And continue being that understanding gal that you have always been to him?

N:B - U alone can make yourself happy beta than anyone else.

i concur!!


Your happiness lies in your hand.

They are all cool but that djeezy guy is woaw.