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Sports / Re: Nigeria U23 Vs Germany U23 Drop your Predictions.. by DonaldGenes(m): 5:27pm On Aug 14, 2016
GoggleB:
cc lalasticlala
semid4lyfe
honeric01


Please push to FP let's see Nigerians reactions and predictions
What is the time
Politics / Re: Jonathan At Election Results Center In Zambia by DonaldGenes(m): 2:46pm On Aug 14, 2016
How does it concern Nigerians

Mtcheww

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Annuls Illegal Recruitments by DonaldGenes(m): 7:47pm On Aug 13, 2016
izzou:
Wake me up when they deny this again and promise more recruitments

cool
Lmao

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Politics / Re: Shettima And His Wife As Young Couple (Throwback) by DonaldGenes(m): 2:06pm On Aug 13, 2016
Hmmmmmmph!
Looking for an Hasua Girlie for marriage .hopefully, their bride price is not gonna swallow me like some Tribe grin

Politics / Re: Jonathan Visits Polling Stations In Zambia (Photos) by DonaldGenes(m): 12:43pm On Aug 11, 2016
igraman:
What's spectacular about this guy's Zambia visit sef ?
SMH for Nigerians and over hyping...

I don't know why some set of e-diots are forcing him on our interests.


no matter the packaging shit na shit abeg.

Lmao! Guy. iLike you already especially how you nail your comment

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Politics / Re: Name One Politician You Know Is Capable Of Ruling Nigeria And Give Two Reasons by DonaldGenes(m): 7:47pm On Aug 10, 2016
tomakint:

Fashola is a bloody scammer and a typical Nigerian politician who promises much but only delivers little. He is too full of excuses and hardly have focus but pretends to be working. Fashola is a rabble rouser who prefers to go about delivering "empty inaugural lectures" up and down when he knows he is just lying. Only a man with discerning spirit can detect who really Fashola is. Pastor Tunde Bakare would have been a better choice. He is always in charge. As for me, scrap this bi-cameral system of government and if possible scrap this bloody and wasteful Presidential System of Democracy we are practising and watch Nigeria flourish.

Bro, you de vex oh
Jokes Etc / Punch The Next Person Who Denied This Pix by DonaldGenes(m): 12:46pm On Aug 10, 2016
Lwkmd! iSaw this somewhere and iCouldn't help but loL hard

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Sports / Re: Rio 2016 Medal Table US Leads, South Africa The Only Africa Team On The Table by DonaldGenes(m): 12:24pm On Aug 10, 2016
Dandsome:
Well, I`m not surprised.

i`m only surprised that Nigeria is even on the table at the first place. The letters NIGERIA shouldn`t even be there.

Our Govt and even Sports minister doesn`t even recognize them. Forget the face saving damage control he`s doing by going to Rio. Dem no send una.

He`s only going there just to go for sight seeing.

Abi who wouldn`t go when the bills won`t come from your pocket??


Lmao! Bro. You no kee person with laugh
NYSC / Re: Corper In Bum Short Khaki And Boot by DonaldGenes(m): 10:31am On Aug 10, 2016
eph12:
Breast looks good though

Celebrities / Re: Ghanian Actress Yvonne Nelson Calls Out Nigerian Haters On IG [PICS] by DonaldGenes(m): 6:34am On Aug 07, 2016
Mtcheeeew!
iDe Come..make iDrop this Carton

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Celebrities / Re: Check Out Naija Celeb Grass To Grace Trowback Pics by DonaldGenes(m): 6:27am On Aug 07, 2016
Hmmmmmmph!,throwback of Tubaba sha....He wasn't on Skull then

That of Don Jazzy looks still like a Funkified Version of Him....

Money Talks and Money is Good sha but If Everyone in Naija Upload their throwbacks eh

That's by the way, what about throwback of Ikechuwku? Is he no longer rapping or singing?

Post that of M.I too
Family / Re: Black Woman, Her White Husband & Their Child (Photos Go Viral) by DonaldGenes(m): 5:53pm On Aug 05, 2016
Hmmph! When love blows you away.... You don't ask Questions

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Romance / The Journey Of Sperm - Something You Never Know by DonaldGenes(m): 11:11am On Jul 19, 2016
Ladies and Gentlemen, iWanna briefly share what iKnow God Willing Briefly
How our Sperm are manufactured and what you new to know about those two Big Balls..
Now, For successful conception our, sperm need to make the most remarkable journey through the bodies of men and women.some make it and some don't .make it..

How?:The journey of sperm begins inside the testicles. Males begin to produce sperm at the start of puberty at around 12 or 13 years old. It is a process that requires a slightly cooler temperature, which is why testicles hang outside men's bodies.It takes like 70days for it be produced more like APC Govt taking days to put up a Cabinet.

In fact,
In simple terms, the larger a man's testicles the greater the number of sperm produced per unit time. This is because inside bigger testicles there are more of the sperm pre-cursor cells (called spermatogonia) that divide and multiply and go on to make new sperm. Quite simply, the bigger the factory the bigger the quantity of sperm produced. Hehe

In a typical Nairaland fertile male, about 1,000 sperm roll off the production line with every heartbeat. However, before they are finally ready for release, sperm first spend another week or so passing through a long winding tube called the epididymis. Here finishing touches are added to them, including modifications to the molecules on their surface that ultimately will help when they reach the egg. In addition, there are also some 'tweaks' (lmao) to the machinery of the tail that will help them swim better when the time comes.

To be continued! iGotta head to office

Celebrities / Re: Sheebah Karungi's Makeup Washed By Sweat During Performance (photo) by DonaldGenes(m): 12:32am On Jul 11, 2016
Yuneehk:

Thanks hun. I'm GrayGraycheesy. what's your name?

Family / Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by DonaldGenes(m): 12:28am On Jul 11, 2016
JoeCutie:
Drawing up a timetable for sex? What a boring way of living a married life!

There's nothing like timetable for sex! It's a no no. In fact, to me, timetable for sex is all kinds of wrong. Whatever happened to spontaneity? Be crazy, be spontaneous. Rock your thing everyday, if you can. If you can't, any time you feel like it, you knack your thing, but never plan it. Never! It makes for a more boring life. No suspense! No surprises! Just too much anticipation and maybe, excitements which would even make you to release before 5 minutes, which, you should know, is a sexual sin.

You can jam your wife as she's making food in the kitchen, you rock your thing. In the toilets? Cool. Midnight? Sweet. Any time, just as the spirit leads.

That's the perfect timetable for sex: As the spirit leads.

Cc: Attacker321
.
Lol spoilt kid

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Sports / Re: Portugal Vs Wales ( 20:00 CAT) by DonaldGenes(m): 3:38pm On Jul 06, 2016
Lol Real Madrid Vs Real Madrid
Politics / Re: Imo Workers To Get 3 Months Salary Arrears by DonaldGenes(m): 9:45am On Jul 05, 2016
FinestPINACLE:
The cunniest and unproductive governor in the South Eastern region
meanwhile check my signature
Who later won MISS NL? Gimme the link if you have it
Business / Re: Exchange Rate As Of Today, July 1st by DonaldGenes(m): 6:30am On Jul 02, 2016
iamVirus:
Where are my AdSense guys?
Do you know any one willing to sell Adsense?

iMean genuine Nigerians
Romance / Re: I Want To Contest For Mr Nairaland 2016 .. by DonaldGenes(m): 5:48am On Jul 02, 2016
Merlissa:

You have won already na
Lmao
Politics / Re: Agharase Arase Handsover To Asma idris by DonaldGenes(m): 7:24pm On Jun 30, 2016
Tolexander:
What is the constitutional duty of the IG's wife and what are they meant to transfer in the handover?
Lmao
Politics / Re: Niger Delta: Buhari, Osinbajo Meet Service Chiefs by DonaldGenes(m): 6:34pm On Jun 30, 2016
It shall be well with us, all of us both PDP, APC , APGA Fans...... and which other parties have iForgotten?

God Bless Nigerians is all iGotta say

Long Live Mr.President for during his tenure Swap Naija Application Now in IOS, BBB, Android was developed for Nigerians..

Long Live Nairaland!

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Politics / Re: Heads To Roll Over Kuje Prison Jailbreak, Dambazau Weighs In by DonaldGenes(m): 8:12am On Jun 30, 2016
ddippset:
I think I know why. He betrayed Jonathan right?

Lmao. Don't mind that guy
Politics / Re: Fayose Inspects Ekiti PDP Secretariat Site by DonaldGenes(m): 8:08am On Jun 30, 2016
temptnow:
Strongest governor ever . People asking for salary ,the question is when will Buhari show us his certificate and also quickly pass budget so that states will have their money to pay salaries. Or let all states start to control their resources.

Please, someone volunteer and take this Patient to Yaba left and then foot the bill on me..

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Crime / Re: Men Stealing Underground Cables In Abuja Caught by DonaldGenes(m): 7:16pm On Jun 29, 2016
Hmmmmmmp
Politics / Re: Dasuki Said I Should Give Jonathan’s Cousin $40m – Witness by DonaldGenes(m): 9:40am On Jun 29, 2016
dammytosh:
40 million 'Dallas' ?


"That is chicken change. This is witch hunt"

Wailers have damaged brain I swear grin

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ANALYSIS
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That is 6.4 Billion Naira at official rate then.

If it were to be in our reserve that is about 10billion naira now.

With that 10 billion we can give 5,000,000 each as loan to 2,000 smart entrepreneurs.

They can employ average of 5 workers each, that is 6 engaged youth per 5 Million and 12,000 jobs created.

But that kind of money was transferred and all what majority of the 12,000 jobless youth who could have been beneficiaries could see is WITCH HUNT.
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Some are even screaming "Leave corruption, face the economy , we are suffering"

Until you engage your brains properly, your suffering is just starting.

Now I dnt get angry with wailers any more. You need a very SOUND mind before you can actually agree that Jonathan was no longer an option when he was voted out.




You made a salient POINT Bro
TV/Movies / Re: Michy Shatta's Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet, Fans React by DonaldGenes(m): 12:39pm On Jun 26, 2016
loomer:
I don die!!!!!


And one man go still put these things for mouth suck
Wicked comment
Travel / Oshodi Boyz Now Givin Some Expatriates Oshogno Weed(lol) by DonaldGenes(m): 8:47pm On Jun 25, 2016
Lwkmd

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by DonaldGenes(m): 12:43pm On Jun 25, 2016
MondeLuv:
Donaldgenes, it Team MIMZY rihy? grin
I don't do Nairaland that much..

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Prefers Me Calling Him CUSTOMER During $EX by DonaldGenes(m): 10:12pm On Jun 24, 2016
Domislaz:
LOL. una no go kill me for nairaland. Customer Ke!
Lmao
Romance / My Boyfriend Prefers Me Calling Him CUSTOMER During $EX by DonaldGenes(m): 3:16pm On Jun 24, 2016
LmaoOOOOOOO

Romance / Re: When Will Seun Get Married? by DonaldGenes(m): 11:53pm On Jun 22, 2016
Ioannes:
Nigerians carry marriage on their heads like gele.

if the guy rush enter now, and the marriage becomes like that of Tiwa-you-know-who, na still the same people go come dey carry im matter for head like gala.
Lmoao

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Politics / Re: From The Archives..how Our Fathers Were Slaved by DonaldGenes(m): 9:18am On Jun 22, 2016
History of Dirty France slaving

French colonial troops killed Africans to enrich their Museum of natural history where they displayed skulls

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