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Autos / Re: SOLD Locally Used 2003 Toyota Corolla Limited PH by donanadave(m): 7:03pm On Nov 20, 2019
UklassautosnPro:
Available for sale,

Make: Toyota
Model: Corolla
Year: 2004
Condition: Locally used
Engine: 4Plugs (Perfect condition)
Transmission: Automatic (Perfect condition)
Air conditioning: Working fine
Body: Need a little touch

Location: Port Harcourt


Absolutely buy & drive


For price and inspection,
Call/WhatsApp: 090-3370-4148
How much?
Business / Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by donanadave(m): 12:40pm On Oct 12, 2016
fabrigas1:
Quote my post to drop ur number for my what's app group.. I want to start a VFL project.. If ur phone doesn't run in 3g or high speed don't join to avoid message delay by network. Thanks

This is voluntary pls
08165217402.
Education / Masters In NOUN Or PGD In UNIBEN by donanadave(m): 12:56pm On Jan 27, 2016
Good day Nairalanders, ... Please, does national open university (NOUN) accept HND for her masters program. And if it does what requirement are to be met. Am contemplating between going straight for my masters in NOUN or PGD in uniben. Advice needed. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: BBM Group For Unemployed Graduates by donanadave(m): 8:06am On Oct 18, 2015
55bfe1a2 pls add me.
Health / Malaria Drug For Nursing Mother by donanadave(m): 6:20pm On Sep 04, 2015
Please can someone tell me any good malaria drug a nursing mother can take.
Politics / President Buhari Appoints New Service Chiefs by donanadave(m): 4:33pm On Jul 13, 2015
few hours after sacking service chiefs pmb appoints new service chiefs and nsa.... 1.major general gabriel olonishakin - chief of defence staff 2.major gen T Y Burata- chief of army staff. 3. Rear admiral Ibok-Ete Ekwe Ibas- Chief of navy staff. 4. Air vice marshal sadique Abubakar- chief of air staff 5. Air vice marshal monday morgan- Chief of defence intelligence 6. Rtd major general babagana monguno - nsa
Politics / Re: Communities Where Residents Use Same River For Cooking, Drinking and Defecating by donanadave(m): 1:44pm On Apr 20, 2015
i served in Igbomotoro in southern Ijaw, never knew such a place existed in this country, to even get mobile network reception one has to go to the jetti and hope to get a tiny reception....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Workforce Past Question And Answer by donanadave(m): 3:31pm On Feb 11, 2015
tope24:


check ur mail
Thanks. Really appreciate.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Workforce Past Question And Answer by donanadave(m): 3:17pm On Feb 11, 2015
tope24:



check ur mail
Tope24 pls send to donanadave@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Sales Executive Recruitment 2015 by donanadave(m): 1:03pm On Feb 11, 2015
chukux2:
Stop panicking and go and read your normal gmat/shl. It'll be mainly verbal reasoning, quantitative reasoning, abstract reasoning and maybe just a little of current affairs and sales questions. Check my profile and click "Send E-Mail Message To chukux2" and I'll immediately forward you a soft copy of GMAT 2008. Good luck!
Pls chukux2 send to me donanadave@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Sales Executive Recruitment 2015 by donanadave(m): 12:53pm On Feb 11, 2015
mkchims:
Workforce has started sending messages for online test.
Am slated for friday, please any one with their past questions should please send to me donanadave@gmail.com. Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Workforce Past Questions & Answers In PDF Format. by donanadave(m): 12:46pm On Feb 11, 2015
kelzabel:
pls whoever has received d workforce material shud kindly forward 2 me kelzabel008@gmail.com. God bless d compiler of dis material n d distributor 2....and God bless whoever sends it 2 me. thnx guys
I will really appreciate if anyone can send to me too. Donanadave@gmail.com
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Can Answer This 'mystery' Question?? by donanadave(m): 7:31am On Oct 25, 2014
He told the horse he was getting married to the princess, so whenever the horse looked at him he just imagined how someone like him (old man) can marry the princess.
Culture / Re: Answers To Common Questions About Igbo People by donanadave(m): 12:52pm On Jul 29, 2014
Isuochi boy, so glad my parents are igbo. smileymakes me one

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Phones / Re: Instagram Users Thread-Let's connect by donanadave(m): 9:45am On Jan 05, 2014
follow @charmingdave instagram handle and @donanadave twitter handle.... I will surely follow back
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free PTDF Questions And Answers by donanadave(m): 2:50pm On Dec 02, 2013
donanadave@yahoo.com.
thanks
Romance / Re: Advice To All Single Ladies by donanadave(m): 6:54pm On May 30, 2013
Mobsync: Oga OP, triple tuale 4 u. Tell the so called "chicks" ooo, tell them.
Bros na d̶̲̥̅̊ matter b dat ooº°˚˚°ºoo. Dem need to hear the gospel.
Romance / Advice To All Single Ladies by donanadave(m): 6:24pm On May 30, 2013
ADVICE TO THE SINGLELADIES
As a woman, Stupidity is when you sitback crosslegged and
search for an already made man.
Incase you don't know, every already made man out there,
has a woman who has been with him from when he had only a pair of shorts and a single shirt. That's why
majority of well to do men, usually make you nothing but a sex-toy, for you mean absolutely nothing to them.
He might cheat on her with you, but truth is, he'l never leave herfor you. . . .If you are
guilty of hunting for an already made man, then i tell you, my dear you are such b cow, you actually need horns.
When good healthy brains settles, yours floats!
That man who is head over heels inlove with you right now and you are taking him for granted this minute:::::
He may not own a car.He may not earn a lot of money.
He may not live in a posh estate.
He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time.
He may not have a great job.
But its enough to know you are the only one he craves for and loves unconditionally .. .. .. if he has a heart of gold.He is Honest.
He is very hardworking.He is humble.
He keeps that smile on your face.He talks to you everyday.
He actually listens to you.He tolerates you when you're
moody.
His family knows you.He tells you your beautiful all the time.
He sees you every chance he gets. He appreciates the tiniest
things you do.
He is there when you need him.He Respects you. He is proud youare his and likes
showing you off. And he treats you like a
queen. . . .my dear you are indeed lucky to have him. He may
not have it all now, but
one day he will...
He may not be living his dream now, but one day he will..
And as He pictures all this..He pictures You.
Ladies, there's no perfect man on earth, never you forget this fact. Learn to appreciate that
man in your life who strives to be all you need. That man who promises u nothing but tries his utmost best to give you everything.Y'all BE WISE

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Phones / Re: Best Blackberry Data Plan In Nigeria: Which Network? by donanadave(m): 2:14pm On May 08, 2013
naijasunblog: mtn rockin it on ma pc

Please How do U̶̲̥̅̊ use it on ur pc with a modem?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by donanadave(m): 10:09am On Apr 25, 2013
Yeske!:
He looks gay abeg, not surprised he was deported.
. If guy too fine una go say na gay. Looking handsome is good deal no matter what people think.
NYSC / Re: NYSC FLASHBACK( Those Days) by donanadave(m): 7:27pm On Mar 02, 2013
piano_girl: STATE: Bayelsa
PPA: Basic Junior Secondary School,Okutukutu-Etegwe,Yenagoa.
BATCH: A
YEAR: 2012/2013
CAMP: Kaiama Grammar School,Kolokuma/Opokuma L.G.A
CDS: NYSC Musical Band
STATE: Bayelsa
PPA: Basic Junior Secondary School, Igbomotoru, Sourthern Ijaw
BATCH: A
YEAR: 2012/2013
CAMP: Kaiama Grammar School, kolokuma/opokuma LGA
CDS: None sad PLATOON 3
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NIMC Aptitude Test At Futa.lets Meet Here! by donanadave(m): 11:16am On Feb 19, 2013
Gboliwe:
. All is well my brother.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NIMC Aptitude Test At Futa.lets Meet Here! by donanadave(m): 11:13am On Feb 19, 2013
emmykul1809: . We r going same place same day, writing same time. Pls let me hav ur number. Mine 07037126439, 08181737689. Abeg hala me. Am in Aba.
. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥, mine is 08165217402, 08054435774.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NIMC Aptitude Test At Futa.lets Meet Here! by donanadave(m): 10:10pm On Feb 18, 2013
Gboliwe: same day, same time, same venu
. Where do you reside?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NIMC Aptitude Test At Futa.lets Meet Here! by donanadave(m): 9:56pm On Feb 18, 2013
I stay in benin, my venue is also FUTA. Date is 25th and time is 9am. Wish U̶̲̥̅̊ all d̶̲̥̅̊ best.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by donanadave(m): 9:45pm On Feb 18, 2013
Those of you that can not remember ur reference number or where U̶̲̥̅̊ kept ur printed application slip just enter ur surname then click on confirm ARN, a little form containing ur surname, first name, middle name, date of birth and gender will be displayed for U̶̲̥̅̊ to fill, after filling just click on continue and ur reference number will be displayed for U̶̲̥̅̊. Copy it, go back and relogin. This time U̶̲̥̅̊ will be glad. Just did it and I felt really happy. My center is FUTA, 9am on the 25th. I wish U̶̲̥̅̊ all the best, cheers......276DA74A
Jokes Etc / Phone Wahala by donanadave(m): 5:31pm On Jan 06, 2013
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next toilet
saying:
'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't
know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'I am Doing' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say: Uhhh, I'm like you, nature dictates!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can, but nature
hadn't let go as yet, when I hear another question. 'Can I come over?'

Gosh Whaaaat!, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I
could just be polite and end the conversation. I say ...
'No...... you know I am busy right now, I guess you are busy too!!!'

Then I hear the person say nervously...... ......

'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next toilet
who keeps answering all my questions.'

Mobile phones! Don't we just love them?

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