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Lanadelrey:
If I haven't fvcked him, I can't marry him.

I wonder hw many guys u hav bleeped

Wow.. Dats a big embarrasment.. As for me dat really likes my dignity to be kept intact, we r done!!!

Smelling yarnsh

Bak then I used to be a mischief. Thr was ds gurl in my primary school, one good day she wanted to go and poo, so I and my other mischief frnd went to peep her pooin in d toilet.. Lool I saw her dry ass.. . So wen it was my turn to peep, as I was peepin, our headteacher caught us redhanded, and askd us wat we whr doin, she found out dat thr was a girl in the toilet cuz she came out..

U should knw wat happend next

Flogging!!!!!!!

Marriage sef... This shii is scaring me out

I've read this....

What's dis one sayn

softysparky:
Depends.

on wad?

I dnt like girls who can't make up thr minds.. They disgust me... And if they finaly say yes, I may treat dem as trash

Medunah:
even if ur the bold and confident type, its still embarrassing

loool u sound like it has happend to u in d past

Pinkiedearie:
maybe...

ur maybe seems like u dnt wish 100percent to marry one.. Or do u like to marry one who is very experienced

Tell us..

Pinkiedearie:
..not expecting you to believe
that special one...

will u wana marry a male virgin too?

farano:
Eeeyaaa pele... My boyfriend is the best, he is cute, sweet, lovely, sexy and handsome

dey said two ways... . Has he proposed yet

elantraceey:
Lil, remove me from the una .

so u no geh boyfrnd

Prettyvhickie:
yes

beautiful eyes, adorable heart

Pinkiedearie:
yes sire!...still intact

so who r u kEepin it for?

elantraceey:
You'll see them either say team single or she's the best .

looooool.. Na una I dey pirry pass.. I wonder who u guys are datin if dem boyfrnds deny dr rship status

What of those dat don't have gehfwend? Who will we discribe? Our crush?

Pinkiedearie:
..ah nur know o,,,,,

so as old as u are, u be virgin maria

Omotayor123:
You are Wrong.
I love text messages it kill it for me.











I see u are unbanned. Welcome back.

I am yet to be unbanned.. This is my first nairaland account.. Even d mod who banned me hasn't even thought of joinin nairaland by that tym

TEAMTWACI:
You don cum back from prision

lol I duno.. Leme check my account.. Its still me hector..

Nothn is more embarassin than trippn and fallin in front of a group of guys or ladies.. If ur d quiet and shy type

Pinkiedearie:
..whsh time ah lie?...

u knw wetin I dey talk abt..

Lol and some stupid girl will turn down a guy's proposal if he buys 99 phones of this type

For the gods

softysparky:
I have on so many occasions but only for fun.

so u ask dem for dr number and throw it away?

Pinkiedearie lol abeg no dey lie

softysparky:
I believe time shall come when we can comfortably walk up to a guy and ask for his contacts.

lol I dare u to do dat

Orijin101:
Girls ehn! very confused creatures

maybe they r on strike