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Politics / Re: EFCC Recovers N46b From Oil Marketers-the Nation by donbenedict(m): 6:05am On Sep 12, 2016
Ishilove:

The thunder that will fire all these people collaborating to make life hard for the average Nigerian has table of contents.
grin I never knew u to be funny like this..

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Politics / Re: EFCC Recovers N46b From Oil Marketers-the Nation by donbenedict(m): 5:19am On Sep 12, 2016
If only DPR could be a "watchdog" just like d way EFCC is doing now...

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Romance / Re: I Need Solutions Please by donbenedict(m): 5:07am On Sep 12, 2016
protegesol:



Liar.

Your face is still rough. grin
Wat is worrying dis one?
Romance / Re: Angry Woman Cuts Off Man's joystick For Not Making Eye Contact During Sex[photo] by donbenedict(m): 10:48pm On Sep 11, 2016
Lol her face fit cause prick sef to shrink to worm size

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Fashion / Re: Quick Story...funny But True by donbenedict(m): 10:28pm On Sep 11, 2016
ARTtitude:


Good luck bro.... Buh u go gimme one free belt sha
yeah, just afta u buy one. cool
Fashion / Re: Quick Story...funny But True by donbenedict(m): 10:25pm On Sep 11, 2016
Lol his clients are wealthy people. Well one can get creative and make socks in Nigeria and sell to wealthy men. I even want to go into belt making sef.. get creative in it.
Romance / Re: Am In Urgent Need Of Advice From The Guys..pls by donbenedict(m): 10:10pm On Sep 11, 2016
Kingsasian:
Op, you have to be careful. If someone truly loves you as he claims he would make out time to call at least often. For him not to reply your calls since friday shows he might be up to something.
stop thinking that way please. Jumping into stupid conclusions can make one look stvpid.
Romance / Re: Am In Urgent Need Of Advice From The Guys..pls by donbenedict(m): 10:09pm On Sep 11, 2016
CindyeMerAld:

yes i do....he was supposed to travel on fri pm so i called 2 knw if he has gotten 2 his destination,he didnt pick , and he has nt called bak up till now and am worried..buh i dnt want 2 look like a pest...so shld i call again or just let him be?
why not send a text. I've been worried, hope you are safe, pls try calln bak wen u read this text"



Simple.
Politics / Re: Before You Help That Stranger Please Read This! by donbenedict(m): 10:08pm On Sep 11, 2016
Wat sort of fiction is this
Romance / Re: Am In Urgent Need Of Advice From The Guys..pls by donbenedict(m): 10:02pm On Sep 11, 2016
My question is, do you even call him at all?

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Family / Re: 4 Things To Do When Your Spouse Loses His/her Job by donbenedict(m): 9:58pm On Sep 11, 2016
Life as we know it.
Romance / Re: by donbenedict(m): 9:49pm On Sep 11, 2016
I thought dis ode mentioned he was gona leave nl for good

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Education / Re: Christian Private Universities In Nigeria-THE HORROR by donbenedict(m): 9:48pm On Sep 11, 2016
ARTtitude:


Most of those universities are equally expensive. Not just that, they are also selective of the results (O'level) they use in accepting students. E.g universities in Ghana don't accept neco and nabteb. Just WAEC
pls, not most! I am an agent helping students seek admission in Ghana and other neighboring countries and I can tell u for a fact that a good number of dem are affordable compared to the expensive ones here in Nigeria. And yes, there are expensive schools in these countries as well just as there are affordable ones. "Most" isn't d right word
Romance / Re: Lady Throws Herself To Moving Train After Quarrel With Boyfriend (Graphics Pics) by donbenedict(m): 9:45pm On Sep 11, 2016
Like seriously dis is so hilarious grin
Romance / Re: Lady Throws Herself To Moving Train After Quarrel With Boyfriend (Graphics Pics) by donbenedict(m): 9:43pm On Sep 11, 2016
Israeljones:
This must have happened in Kenya..the land of signs and wonders
grin

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Romance / Re: Black Monkeys Leave My Hubby Alone’:White Lady Mocks 2 Africans Kissing Her Man by donbenedict(m): 9:40pm On Sep 11, 2016
chuksp09:

Language!
pardin? angry
Family / Re: Arab Woman Places Advert In Newspaper To Praise Her Kenyan Househelp (photos) by donbenedict(m): 9:39pm On Sep 11, 2016
They are all jubilating after all the millions of bad news recorded of them grin


Dey are like, at least, make we jolificate say people out there go remember us for one better thing.



Tomorow u will hear another serious bad news abt kenyans grin

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Education / Re: Christian Private Universities In Nigeria-THE HORROR by donbenedict(m): 9:36pm On Sep 11, 2016
Look parents should stop complaining, there are cheaper and better schools outside Nigeria, u can find them in Kenya, Ghana, South Africa, Tanzania, etc. Parents should stop Wasting money in Nigerian private universities

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Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Gushes About Her Love Life -‘I Have True Love’ by donbenedict(m): 7:02pm On Sep 11, 2016
Where is the true love na
Romance / Re: Relationship Ideals. by donbenedict(m): 6:58pm On Sep 11, 2016
Even cutehector loves this!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Chances Of Getting A Job In Nigeria With Foreign Degrees by donbenedict(m): 6:14pm On Sep 11, 2016
If u like travel to Pluto and get degree, if God says it's ur time, Buhari can't stop u!

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Education / Re: How Can I Answer "Can You Lie To Protect The Integrity Of This Company?" by donbenedict(m): 5:36pm On Sep 11, 2016
Dats a very ridiculous question... i'd reply back with a question as well

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Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Devastated After His Son Said "He Want's To Remove His Manhood by donbenedict(m): 5:32pm On Sep 11, 2016
This is what happens when your kids begin to have money.
Romance / Re: Beer Parlour Men Keeps Toasting Me, Help! by donbenedict(m): 5:31pm On Sep 11, 2016
Olodo rabata!
Romance / Re: Black Monkeys Leave My Hubby Alone’:White Lady Mocks 2 Africans Kissing Her Man by donbenedict(m): 5:28pm On Sep 11, 2016
Hisduchess:


sharp guy,I sight you ooo wink
kiss
Romance / Re: Black Monkeys Leave My Hubby Alone’:White Lady Mocks 2 Africans Kissing Her Man by donbenedict(m): 5:17pm On Sep 11, 2016
Hisduchess:


daalu.

am fine.hope u fine too
yeah babe.. I for like make we see na wink
Romance / Re: Black Monkeys Leave My Hubby Alone’:White Lady Mocks 2 Africans Kissing Her Man by donbenedict(m): 2:38pm On Sep 11, 2016
Hisduchess:


bro I thought I was d only one who noticed that sef.he is even as slim as buhari
oh baby, idikwa hot kiss


Hw fa
Crime / Re: Man absconds with Ex-wife’s Newborn Baby To Negotiate Dowry Refund (photo) by donbenedict(m): 2:37pm On Sep 11, 2016
EazyMoh:

It's actually non-refundable in Islam as long as the couple have consummated the marriage even if it is once!
Don't mind this ignorant husband. They should charge him with kidnapping, arson and conspiracy to commit fraud kidnapping and arson.
u mean am. Dats even good sef. Not all these other tribes Dah like causing problem. Infact any man Dah wants to come and marry my daughter, I will just make it clear. Bride price is non refundable and he must sign it. Else no marriage
Crime / Re: Lady Caught And Beaten For Using Charm To Steal People's Money In Benue (pics) by donbenedict(m): 1:12pm On Sep 11, 2016
Why wasn't she burnt?



If it were a man now, tyres would have appeared from nowhere
Romance / Re: Question Of The Day. by donbenedict(m): 1:08pm On Sep 11, 2016
sinaj:
wot I do tongue



walls have eyes babe kiss
Romance / Re: My Supermarket Boyfriend Has Turned To Something Else (help) by donbenedict(m): 1:08pm On Sep 11, 2016
OK so d guys are saying she should gv him sex and d ladies are advising she keeps it. Alright grin





My theory of giving any lady money from now henceforth is this.


Work for it. You want money from me? You work for it. U want 5k, u gotta do you work of 5k. U want 50k, same thing. Nothing goes for nothing.



Maybe we can start with washing all my clothes for one week, and I give u 5k. How abt that?



Or u wash my car for a week, I give u 20k.



Or, u clean my house for a month, I gv u 50k.

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