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lwkmd... op why not go and bleep ashawo first. She will tell u where to put ur nozzle

Funkychic:
ok nah, but try and do atleast one crazy thing for her and get back to me later

pretty girl I wish to do one crazy thing for u

Hahahhahhahahhahahahha





All men must be the same I swear

wristbangle:
Hahahahaha. Baba tell us na. When u are ready, hit the PM button pls

@ Mediapace, u mean u wana open an alternate moniker bearing my name?



Lol, baba do u want me to be a bad boy right?

naah, I just want u to knw dat a lot of girls are willing to hav sex on d first date

wristbangle:
#Mouth Sealed# bro

see wristbangle u need to quit this ur good boy attitude, she won't kill u if u try it, u will be surprised sef she will tell u where do u want us to do it

wristbangle:
I quite agree with you but even though both of u want it at first meeting, as a gentleman discuss something else and gradually field your intention.

Well if the date is romantic and one thing led to another, sighs!

wristbangle, hav u directly told a girl dis, babe, why not let's go somewhere private, let's hav sex..

Let us be honest with ourselves.. there is no crime in a guy wantin to hav sex wit a girl on the first date!


Yes.. it's better he let's his intentions known at the onset. There a girl's out there who fvck guys on d first date and are cool with it..

Loyalblak007:
but yu don't need to bring ur pain to NL

my own be say I don tell u...

Yuneehk:
To you, she is... To others, I dont think she is

minus joke, u look old

Loyalblak007:
Lols!
I like you for being real

hold ur like abeg.. I still duno if u are a guy or girl...

Yuneehk:
I'm not pained! Is a 25 year old lady an old woman eh?!

very.... she is very old to me.... expired sef...

Girls dah hate sex buh like to cucumbate

If she denies me sex weneva I want it.

Merlissa:
Am happily taken

I disagree

Yuneehk:
In other words, I'm an old woman abi?? How old do you think I am sef?

hahahahhahhahahhahahahha so u wan dey drag young nw abi


Babe u be old woman nothing pains a girl more wen she's being told she looks older dan her age

The way to a girl's heart is through her vagina... u hit it hard, u win her heart.

naughtynaughty:
lol die nah! I'd attend ur burial wit hateu2 Nd if possible gbensh on ur grave

looool I go just use my hand take squeeze that ur yarnsh giv u ur shitt make u chop.

HateU2:

U get one
Abi na stick u wan use decorate am

no be for my mouth u go hear am.... dat tin wey dey hungry two of una, una go see am.... wen I carry pepper finish take rub for una dirty thing, una go hear wee

HateU2:
Aanu bobo yi n semi sha

Make we eat am 29t ni

two of u combined, I will beat una eh.... sotey una go cry begin beg to suck my prick.

naughtynaughty:
flog wit plank? Dis one is not even romantic, shiiiioor! I tot its anoda thing u wie flog us wit oo

I swear u be ashawo! Allah..... u think I will waste my energy on u both? I rather die

Merlissa:
Cuz they were and still are bad lovers

people like u look single

naughtynaughty:
hehehe if not bcus ayaf given my life to God eh chaiiii get thee behind me esu


Am givin u d last warning

given ur life to which Christ? Two of una just resemble people wey dem suppose just corner one side tear una pant begin flog two of una with plank.

Enahi:
Truth is I dont have any fears I have stayed off relationship for more than a year now and now decided to give this guy a try only for him to mess everything up.

so what do u want nairalanders nw to do? Tell u sorry? U are not the only person to be heartbroken ok. A lot of people hav gotten their own fair share out of it... boys, girls, women, men, everybody. There is not assurance that the next guy u date will not break ur heart as well... if he is always collecting money from u and u dnt like it, u stop givn him money, simple.. he didn't jazz u wen he was askin u for help, u only decided to giv him... i'm not sayin u should break it off with him, u sit him down and let his ass knw u ain't some atm ok.. cheers

HateU2:

Donbenedict, I pity u ooooo
Se u knw 'ibeji oran'
Google it b4 u start o

yoruba mad witches

naughtynaughty:
oga if dey born u well mention d name of d two mad grls u wie smell ur Nyash today

Hateu2 tell dem ur ibeji Oran iS back

look at these pants o. Hateu2 and naughtynaughty... OK so wad will u do nw i'v mentioned ur village names

Merlissa:
Why are you hating

We know how to love and we are loyal!!

dats a huge lie..... if u knw how to love den why do u hav exes

halfricanadian:
they are extremely evil

dats right... i'm evil

Merlissa:
Scorpio Baby!!!

Scorpio people are evil.

HateU2:
naughtynaughty see this one

someone just admitted she is mad, i'm waiting for the other mad person

Enahi:
No way am I gonna do that, not for any man.

good, so u suit up and stop complaining and always being the one at d receiving end....



The truth abt urself is that u can't afford being single and lonely and that is why men will continue to prey on ur fears.

Merlissa:
I smell chicken!

phew... what's ur birthmonth

If u tired, u commit suicide. Or u become a lesbian