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Akpos and his 2 friends peter and john were discussing when a girl named Kate approached them

Girl:- peter what will you do if you see me in your dream?

Peter:- I will prepare a meal for you

Girl:- John what will you do if you see me in your dream?

John:- I will take you to shoprite

Girl:- Akpos what will you do if you see me on your dream?

Akpos:- I will ensure that my wallet is in my hand through out the dream.

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femijay8271:
dis make me to remember what happened back then in my JSS 2, some students dey make noise for my class after morning assembly, na so dis maths teacher(owoeye)con come tell everybody say make dem standup, including those wey no make noise, Come flog everybody wey dey inside class, I be principal then because I no dey like to dey go school early, as I enter school wey i wan enter my class around 9:20am, na so I dey hear sounds like, "PAA, PA-PA-PA" for dat early mormo, wey rain dey fall small, na so I just kuku go hide for dat our smelling toilet for 30min tey xcape flogging for DAT day. ;Ddis make me to remember what happened back then in my JSS 2, some students dey make noise for my class after morning assembly, na so dis maths teacher(owoeye)con come tell everybody say make dem standup, including those wey no make noise, Come flog everybody wey dey inside class, I be principal then because I no dey like to dey go school early, as I enter school wey i wan enter my class around 9:20am, na so I dey hear sounds like, "PAA, PA-PA-PA" for dat early mormo, wey rain dey fall small, na so I just kuku go hide for dat our smelling toilet for 30min tey xcape flogging for DAT day.

so u have to write it twice ba?

odies when he saw this body with the
name Mike on it with the longest dick he had ever seen. He decided to cut it
off and go show his wife. when he got home he called out his wife saying

"Sweetie come I wanna show you something". The wife came and on spotting the dick she
screamed "YOU MEAN MIKE IS DEAD!!!!!!!?

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God dor catch am

Purebeerry:
God forbid bad thing, God will always provide me money to buy expensive brazilian hair and look good.

try the hair style, it will look good on u

is this not better than Brazilian hair?

Redomi:
Mr Poster, is this not better on you?

i am not a girl oh

hot

but I prefer girls with no hair.

is this not better than Brazilian hair?

fine babe

Nigerians gat no chill

more

A Facebook page asked this question "is kissing cheating?"

see the funny way Nigerians answered the question.

see screenshot below

source:- http://laughkillme.com/thread-2137.html

rip

konji na bastard

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Teniola2000:
I posted this thread first!!!! Cheating!!


Lalasticlala how could you do this!!!! I mentioned you a thousand times on my thread ...u ignored and published that of another person....I posted this thread minutes after it was published last night.....it's not fair!!!.

https://www.nairaland.com/4264809/banky-wadesua-etomi-toke-makinwa

lol , have any of ur thread made FP?

fine young man

all I will say is that HIV is real

A doctor had over two hundred unread messages on his whatsapp most complimenting him on the new year.
He started answering the message without reading them then he came to this man's message

MAN: My daughter is suffering from high temperature and stooling. Recently she started vomiting her foods. Please sir what do you suggest we do.

The doctor without reading replied

Doctor:Amen. I wish you and your families the same.
Happy new year guys.

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OK o

just buy funbact-a cream.
if it does not work then see a dermatologist.

na wa oh

elgramz:
Wetin Lil kesh dey sing? Mumu mumu lyrics
Wetin Lil kesh sing dis year?
Na to just dey shout street street street, naim make teslim dry for Olamide show, street na sakpa, broke boiz, dem know fit carry 1k go all dos places wr dem dey buy tickets for d show, dem no get phone to browse talk less of votin for dia lil kesh dat year. Shebi dem go first get phone, get light to charge d phone, get airtime nd vote? Broke street no fit, na to de make nois, idiot street illiterates!! Reeky better pass olamide sef not to talk of lil kesh

u made dis same comment on naijaloaded

Check the chat below between a girl and a boy
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