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there is trouble in the land o

angela okorie just big anyhow

she looks gud

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LA Hot

good for her

this na river na

lol

afoltundeseun:
Laughkillmedite.

I wonder why anytime you are posting a joke you always put (very funny) in the heading.

Am just wondering is a joke supposed to be sad

lol...

Nice

Since I borrowed #1000 airtime from mtn since last week, they keep sending me messages like reacharge #1000 airtime to win 50 thousand dollars

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wahala dae today

Cc lalasticlala mynd44

As sharer by a facebook user

"My wife surprised me today. My landlord came to my flat today and embarrassed me by shouting to the hearing of the whole neighbours that my rent expired last month and he needed repayment as for me hush my pocket is not telling me good story but surprisingly I mean to my greatest surprise my sweet wife felt humiliated and dragged me inside her room and brought something out which she asked me to brake Open I obeyed and used a hammer to brake it open my people do you know what I saw it was money and I counted it diligently to be #147,400. 00 men I know fit shout I called the landlord immediately to send me his account no and tomorrow asap on my way to the bank. Advice please marry a good wife like mine you be happy always and please if you see my angel thank her for me she saved my face..."

Buhari:- chaii, Mikel what happening na? why u no butcher those boys?

Mikel:- Mr president, it was not my fault, our defender ekong who caused the penalty was Hot, so he needed to hug someone

Buhari:- why u nor dribble the corotia defence and give the keeper bicycle kick

Mikel:- because my name is Mikel and not ronaldihno

Buhari:- but beat Iceland for your country

Mikel:- if messi couldn't do it, who are we sir?

Buhari:- Wat of the cup you promised us na?

Mikel:- Mr president if cup dae hungry you, just by one from Aba boys.

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hbd

This guy deserve the award for mumu of the year o... lol

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hhh

dessywayne:
lol, I can actually relate

lol, we all can

In the university of Benin school hostel we use different skills in using the toilet. You dare not sit on the toilet. If not, you will scratch your
yansh for one month. Some people stand on top the
toilet and use double ''D'' method (Drop & Dodge)
beacuse if the water touch you, lolzzz, I pity you. Some
of us uses the double ''S'' method(Sniper Skills). They would climb the wall between the toilet and use the sniper skills method. The girls do theirs in cellophane and throw it on people head walking between hall 6 and hall 7, which is known
as shot put(arrow). If you are lucky it would land on ur head but if you aren't lucky it would land on ur mouth or your pot of soup. When I started the school I was wondering why some people carry umbrella dey waka when rain no dey fall. Please don't argue with me am not feeling fine, infact am in the hospital now.

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xxxtedyxxx:
coool

tenkz

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laugh away your sorrow

Anigreat:







People are wicked!

This is cannibalism!

How can you do this to a hairy version of human being? When are we going to be free from dark age?

stop behaving like you are a vegetarian.
don't you eat chicken?
chicken deserve to die but chimpanzee don't abi?

Fred:- Akpos I want to cut my hair but I have just #70 with me

Akpos:- No problem, I know someone that cuts hair for just #50

Fred:- Are you sure?

Akpos:- Yes, the last time I went to his saloon he charged me just #50
Fred:- Wow let's go then

Akpos then took Fred to the barber's saloon. The barber gave Fred a very nice cut. After the cut, Fred gave him #50.

Barber:- my money is #300 and not #50

Fred:- what? but you charged Akpos #50 the last time he came

Barber:- I don't know this your friend akpos, by the way when was that Akpos?

Akpos:- you have forgotten so soon? I was the one who came last eight years ago.
Fred fainted

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na wa o.. they nor dae hear word

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money good o

The real witchcraft is when you see that your Dad has gone to ride his okada as usual and you call your girlfriend to come and visit you.
Unfortunately for you, it is your father who is the okada man that brought her home.
And to make matters worst, your girlfriend calls you to come pay the transport.
My brother, your zodiac sign is an owl

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