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My Jamb Experience II
FILLING THE JAMB FORM:
Still moving around with my newly bought jamb. To me, it looked as if i'm just holding just a piece of trash that i will be disposing very soon.
You need to see my shoulders; very high (i guess you still remember why).
"Bros come" "siii siii" "Jamb Registeration here". I took my time to choose the best available registeration office. I didnt even bother to use the brochure in filling the form because it looked like one of those boring Shakespear's book. I filled the offline form given to me withthe required details. My details was as follows:
Name: Adeyemo Akin....
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Institution (1st Choice): University of Ibadan
Institution (2nd Choice): Obafemi Awolowo University
Course: MEDICINE (1st & 2nd choice)
Subjects: Use of English, Chemistry, Biology, MATHS
Exam Centre: Lagos Island
Imagine the combination! As i submitted the form to the operator, she looked at me as if i've commited the greatest crime on earth. She shook her head, filled the form online and gave me a print-out.
The lady told me my subject combination and institution choices are faulty, i just nodded my head to signify i'm aware, so she left me. I gently folded the print out, took the syllabus along with the brochure and dashed out.
"Let this useless JAMB self come and go joor".

MY Preparation for JAMB
3 Weeks to go and i still wake up and sleep like i'm the prine of Queen Elizabeth. My normal routine didnt change at all infact it became more busier with irrelevant activities. I spent most of my time playing football and video games (on which i spent my feeding allowances). Yet Jamb kept knocking, anytime my mum warn me about my unseriousness i'll just go in, solve some maths (i already know) and beat my chest again.
"Sebi na only objective" that was my slang of the moment, even though i'm neither the very social type nor the one that likes entertainment but i still keep records of all T.V programmes from monday till sunday with their specific time. From Cartoon to Wrestling, i dont miss a show.
3 days to Jamb....
One of my sister's friend paid us a visit and asked if i was taking Jamb, i just hissed and said yes! He look at me full of praises and said "Hmmmm Efiko!" My head swole from my head to my centre and came back again. I blushed! I told him about my subjects and he said i was meant to offer Physics instead of Maths.
My heart missed a beat when he said so, i quickly defended myself that the schools i put in for had special requirements. He asked for the schools but i quickly changed the topic in order not to see the complain of the operator who registered my form.
I wasnt too bothered about both parties comments because i believe as a medical student you should not offer Physics
The Day before Jamb!!!
I waited for 5mins before getting a bus. Oh! I didnt tell you that i stay at Idimu in Lagos but decided to choose Lagos Island Centre in order to explore the mainland (The theatre, The Bewery, The National Stadium, The 3rd mainland Bridge) I was willing to feed my eyes to and fro the journey.
Pim Pim! I dropped in front of the school (My exam centre). I walked in and moved around, just under a tree i saw 3 people looking serious. What were they doing? Machinery! I looked at them in disgust, turned back to prepare for the D-Day and said these are another set of people who neeed Academic.....
JAMB Day
To Be Continued

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My Jamb Experience:
I still did not know what to do either to cry, smile, jump or even shout when i finally wore a choir gown which served the purpose of a graduation gown.
"At last" i thought to myself, Mr Jatto and Mrs. Ayodele wont be chasing me around to get flogged when their hand itches them. But at the same time, i was going to miss secondary school most especially the final year when i became the Labour Prefect, i made life worse for those girls who disrespected me before the coronation. I dont go early but when i get to school i take over from my assistant and give all of them serious and unforgettable punishments....
Adeyemo Akin! The able Labour Prefect the principal called. I shook hands with him and he gave me that round plastic and certificate (remind me of the name). I managed to smile and took a shot with him... It was a wonderful day
The WAEC result was out! And guess what? I smashed it, 9 out of 9. I was the only science student who didnt have a clause (not because i was that brilliant oh), they all failed F/ Maths but i was LUCKY to scale through with a very close "C6" or "Oriyomi" like some would say. .
Bring on Jamb i said to myself with confidence but my dear you dont want to hear the story.
I made enquiries about how Jamb looks and found out it was only Objectives, No theory! I smiled and said to myself "that means people who fail Jamb need Academic Medical Check Up".
My friends had joined many Tutorials and asked me to follow suit but i laughed at them and said its just a waste of Money.
I was so confident that i didnt even prepare at all for the fast approaching exams even to the extent that i even delayed my registeration.

JAMB REGISTERATION
My mum gave me money to purchase the form after i refused to let my sister go with me to purchase the form.
At the purchase point I saw a "bros" busy checking a big book which i later got to know was a brochure. I just ignored him and said "Aunty abeg give me Jamb Form" she did and also gave me 2 books 1 wide and the other small. I asked what the books were meant for, she explained to me that they were brochure and syllabus. I just hissed (I guess you know why), i noticed the bros just look at me.
He called me back and said "O boy! You better take Jamb serious na the 8th time wey i dey write am be dis" i just ignored him and said to myself "this is another patient who needs an Academic.....
To be continued