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Crime / Re: Theranos: Elizabeth Holmes Sentenced To More Than 11 Years In Prison by Donchieli: 6:37am On Nov 19, 2022
Ewo
Celebrities / Re: Mayweather Gets Dubai Royalty's Permission To Enter Country After Refusal by Donchieli: 8:46pm On Nov 15, 2022
Damn
Family / Re: How To Process Death Benefits In Nigeria by Donchieli: 8:08am On Nov 14, 2022
Go get your letter of administration from a court of competent jurisdiction(the state he was working) that one alone can hake a month if you are not lucky and 3 weeks if you are then you need a death certificate from National Population commission if his death certificate isn't from a Government certified hospital

then you also need all his documents, first appointment letter, promotion letters, courses attended, pension administrator certificate (evidence of the firm that keeps his money) they issue certificates, you have to make lots of copies before going because it will be cheaper for you, his ippis slip too is very important because you might go there and they will tel you de dnt have his file or can't find it, that's for pension and insurance(death benefits) and so you knw they are two separate payments

then you also have the Housing Fund find your dad's NHF passbook, as mall book that looks like international passport get it updated from the state Headquarters of the state he was working before he died to the month he died, that will be done at the welfare office, and try to get 10 years pay slip if he has worked for dat long, it will be needed

When you have all this tins you leave for abuja evritin would be tendered at the national headquarters except for that of the pension Bcus you will have to be following it up submit it at you state of residence so you don't have to be traveling to Abuja always,

be very certain who the next of kin is so you dnt spend your money on next of kin and go to abuja and they discover you are not or its not just you, you will have to do another letter of administration, if you can locate any of his APER form dat will help

P. S if you get d letter of administration, make five copies before you take it to the litigation officer to sign because they won't kolect a copy that the signature isn't appended directly, and dnt make d mistake of submitting the original copy, only those copies you made that wer signed on should be submitted

superboyspecial:
Hello, Nairalanders.
Please, have you tried processing the death benefits and pension of someone who worked at the Nigeria Security & Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) before his death?
How did you go about it and how long did it take to be processed?

I'm trying to process that of my late dad and would appreciate any guidance or information.
Family / Re: I Ran Away From Home With My Sister by Donchieli: 6:50pm On Nov 09, 2022
You said you are her only daughter
So how sister take come again abi na ur relative


Deborah200299:
I left home last month with my 13 years old sister due to the abuse she had endured in the hands of my mother and 2 younger brothers.

I have rented out a room in a different town, I have changed my number and deleted my Facebook account so nobody could locate me.

Yesterday, I opened a new Facebook account with a different name. I have searched for my elder brother Facebook account he posted about me being missing he has pleaded with anyone who has seen me to contact him because my mum is not in a good state.

Funny enough he has posted me alone when it is me and my younger sister who are missing so they only care about me a 23 years old woman but not a single pity about a 13 years old girl.

I am her only daughter among 4 boys she loves me more than my siblings but I have lost respect for her the day she has started abusing my innocent sister. I want my absence to teach her a lesson so she can feel the pain but I am also worrying about her what if she died, will I be able to forgive myself.

I don't know if I should contact them with a private number and tell them we are fine where we are they shouldn't bother about us. I will not disclose my current addresse to them.

Should I do it or not?


Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6944608/want-report-mum-human-rights#109469994
Sports / Re: WWE Star, Omos Visits Family In Lagos 15 Years After Travelling by Donchieli: 6:43pm On Nov 09, 2022
Baba wer dat guy de

I short cry kiss cry

99thEnemy:


You are very tall nah!
Sports / Re: WWE Star, Omos Visits Family In Lagos 15 Years After Travelling by Donchieli: 9:49am On Nov 09, 2022
So wetin me wer b 6'4'

Go cum talk bro

99thEnemy:
7'3" shocked

Makes me look short at 6'1".

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Travel / Re: Air Force Plane Suffers Tyre Burst, Overshoots Runway (Picture) by Donchieli: 5:22pm On Nov 05, 2022
We are together on Man city winning but for Chelsea

We no fit de 2geda
Candidlady:


Arsenal losing tomorrow and man city winning today

Man City will be at the top •••with GD•••

Iwant Chelsea to win not even draw
Travel / Re: Air Force Plane Suffers Tyre Burst, Overshoots Runway (Picture) by Donchieli: 12:54pm On Nov 05, 2022
U just spoil everything with d Chelsea part

Candidlady:
sad

Thank God no casualties

Where is AdamuKD when you need him. Please come pump this tyre for us


Idedicate this ftc to all the man city fans hopefully Chelsea will trash arsenal tommorow

Amin
Food / Re: See The ₦‎200 Cucumber I Bought In Asaba by Donchieli: 10:15pm On Oct 12, 2022
Just say along okpanam road
Plus tins expensive der

Creamypie:
OK ma'am but this area opposite NIMC, behind NTA, where I base, u can get something as fresh as that

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Burkina Faso: Constitution Suspended, Govt Dissolved. Traore Announces Coup D'et by Donchieli: 11:01pm On Sep 30, 2022
De no go even try am, 9ja army wer de cash out

Massiveglory:
Nigeria soldiers pls remain in the barracks.
Peter obi -Datti ahmed are coming.
A new Nigeria that will bring us back to the path of the founding fathers is Coming.
Politics / Re: CCTV Footage Of Unknown Gunmen Attack On Army Checkpoint In Ebonyi (Pics, Video) by Donchieli: 4:20pm On Sep 30, 2022
Very possible

JooEeL:


Likely drunk.

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Politics / Re: CCTV Footage Of Unknown Gunmen Attack On Army Checkpoint In Ebonyi (Pics, Video) by Donchieli: 11:49am On Sep 30, 2022
My shock is with the guy close to the car

After hearing gun shots

The guy no even move
Until bullets touch am

Asin I no understand, he no hear the shots abi d tin weak am to quickly act

[quote author=AfricanColumbus post=117120815][/quote]

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Politics / Re: 2023: I’ve Flagged Off APC Campaigns With My 4 Wives, 28 Children - Doguwa by Donchieli: 7:31am On Sep 29, 2022
But you will smile and explain to them that you voted a man who didn't even finish secondary school

Who is a religious fanatics

Who both him and his kinsmen once called a former president a drunkard

Who had no prior political blue print but was overwhelmedly voted for because of the region he is from

Who's last rule as a military head of state was marred with different sorts of controversy

Who is a chronic, pathetic liar with no remorse

Who after contesting so many time on democratic grounds wept on National television said he will never contest again but did so at the next available opportunity

who said he will only run one tenure but ran for a second term in office

Who said he will never seek medical advice or treatment outside Nigeria but ran out of the country at the slightest of headache

Who said he will never pay subsidy, lied to the national severally regarding it only to backtrack so many times that it was just partially removed

Who plays deaf and dumb to the situation in the country, he is never aware and always shocked nd keeps ashwaring us


Who said fuel will never sell for above ₦60, how much is fuel again?

Who is the biggest law breaker in the history of the country, how can a sitting president be a minister at the same time, when this is not military rule

I can buttress more highlights, but I hope with this few points of my you and your family has already failed this nation and your time is now to correct if

If you fail again

Your children, children would hate you for causing such grave damage to the country


#It's neva to late to repent


lhordspy:
Hmm...
Reason why when i noticed yesterday of my wife's probably change in ideology. Probably she was been swayed or bullied into submission by zombiedients miscreants.

My words to her was very clear, concise and precise. I read the word straight from the deepest, purest, and truthful part of my heart. I told her i wont stop her from voting whoever she wants to vote. But let it be known to her, that if she votes Peter obi, on coming back from the polling unit, she should just take the nearest bus back to kaduna, her parents place.

I am not crude, but i just dont know how i will start explaining to my kids in the nearest future

About the important of excelling in their education to attain greater height, when their mum is part of the people that voted a 3rd class graduate
ABOVE a First class graduate with honors.

About voting a failed past governor of a state, whose tenure was marred with gross under-development and massive insecurity But only invested the state fund into a beer business and still ran it into loss.
ABOVE a man that singlehandedly developed lagos and created an excellent economical blueprint even the next governor of Lagos state for the next 25 years will follow.

About voting a liar, a pretender, a falsling fabler who dishes out unrealistic figures and numbers with ease, an extreme religious bigot whose campaign is centred on religious sentimentalism and segregation, going around different churches instigating the christians against muslims.
ABOVE a religion unifier, who married an Ordained pastor of one of the biggest churches in Africa, and single-handedly handpicked the past governor of Lagos state and the present one in which the both are christians.

How will i be able to explain that their mom voted for a man who tribesmen called our country a zoo, called our President a dead man and engage in the act and hobby of throwing deaming words and disgusting/irritating statements at the same country
ABOVE A man who fought for Nigeria and , and almost lost his Life that he had to seek cover abroad for while during the draconian rulership of Abacha. Surely when we recite the national anthem , the part which stated that The labour of our heroes past, Shall never be in vain .. Should also fairly include a certain living TINUBU that passed through hell to keep this country together.


I will find it hard to explain, and i think any reasonable and correct thinking father will find it hard too.

It is more than just an election to me..This is a fight between the right and wrong, the qualified and the pretender, a proven leader and a deceiver.

It is a fight for my conscience....

I love my wife heartedly But
I hate nonsense [wholeheartedly





Crime / Re: Gunmen Assassinate Businessman, Ifeanyi, In Kano (Photo) by Donchieli: 10:22pm On Sep 25, 2022
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Crime / Re: Police Officer Shoots At A Man Wielding Machete At Him (Video) by Donchieli: 6:29am On Sep 25, 2022
Ya right, he was smart and sensitive to the environment and the situation at hand, na why he no kill am

Angrygoat:
Well the officer did what every other para boggieman would do. Blast his right leg with his old kala
And there you have it . Real life. Well what the officer did is risky,there is no backup and seems the area ain't infested with thugs
. You know what it means for mob action against an officer. He get luck sha

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Romance / Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by Donchieli: 3:43pm On Sep 23, 2022
Human being we neva knw what we want

We ar always confused

Darren95:
I had femur fracture on my left leg and it’s been difficult to move around the house and get things done because I can’t put weight on the operated leg until the fracture heals.

There is this lady friend I knew last year. Back then I tried persuading this lady friend to let me have a shot from her honey pot but she refused.
Honestly back then I was only interested in her honey pot nothing more because I’m not ready for a committed relationship at this stage of my life.

Nearly 2 months after I had the surgery, i called this lady friend (we have not been talking for close to a year) and told her I had accident. She immediately book a car and came to my house to see me. I was surprised and appreciated her quick response. I told her how it happened and that my two friends (guys) have been the ones helping. I told her I would be glad if she comes around to care for me while I heal as I can’t get food from the kitchen myself because I can’t step on my both legs due to the surgery. I live alone in my two bedroom apartment.

Omo starting from that day she started caring and didn’t leave until 5 days later. She said she was going to her home town and she needed to see her 2yrs old daughter (she got pregnant while in a relationship with her ex).

The issue on ground now is that, ever since she returned she has not gone to her own house where she rented. She has been in my house doing virtually everything and my both friends have left (they are business men). I was tempted to approach her for sex and she gave me smoothly without complain unlike before. I was like, look at you when I was healthy you didn’t let me have your honey pot, but now you gave it to me without stress! Hmmm we laughed over it.

But the rate at which this lady friend is taking care of me is scaring, she does everything to the point that I can’t remember the last time I opened a bottle water myself. She does it for me, the only thing I do is bath myself!
Few days ago my guy who was with me came with his female friend to pay me a visit and omo this my lady friend was looking at this girl with all force and frown on her face. I mean the looking was like; ‘’who is this girl, does she have parol with me’’ you know that kind of look.

It pissed me off and since then I have been feeling irritated. I mean we are not dating, has she taken this too far inside her heart!

I’m thinking of moving her out but I don’t have a perfect option In getting someone I can trust like her to take care of me especially because I’ve not started walking.
Will this turn out to be a problem tomorrow? I only had sex with her ones and refuse to ever do it again because of this.
I always tell her I will appreciate you with something very nice when I heal completely, that I appreciate her support and that if she has anything to do, she can go and do it and come back but NO she never left my house and i asked myself what was she doing before I called her??!!
To even ask her say Watin you Dey before I call you, tire me because e go look like say I dey tell her to go!!!
Crime / Re: Two Men Struggle, Try To 'Snatch' Rifle From Police Officer In Lagos by Donchieli: 8:26am On Sep 18, 2022
Na wetin IGP of police de talk regarding phone na wetin de give dem mind

If na fine boiz say make he drop him phone
He go drag?

WibusJaga:
.

Because of phone? Some people place little value on their lives sha.
Travel / Re: Widow, Son Cry, Beg As They Win Bid To Buy Back Their Car For 450,000 by Donchieli: 11:44am On Sep 16, 2022
5hiw story no clear
3 years sentence in 2021 and by 2022
You don complete ur sentence. 3 years sentence? In probably a year or less

jaybenugo:


https://igberetvnews.com/1428577/igbo-widow-son-tears-beg-lagos-government-auction-vehicle-photos-video/
Education / Re: What Is The Full Meaning Of BTW by Donchieli: 4:48pm On Sep 12, 2022
My brother the country sef sound weird

U sleep wake up
5k don add for wetin u buy yesterday

Sucre6:


Oga Still sound weird no matter how u paint am grin
Education / Re: What Is The Full Meaning Of BTW by Donchieli: 12:08pm On Sep 12, 2022
Bros

Depending on the context of conversation

Try "CELL"

He was locked in a cell
And his white cell is weak

Shey all no b CELL

Two different meaning

Like for example naw

What happenee btw you and her

How would u decipher dat

So BTW literally mean both

But the first pick is always

By the way

Sucre6:


Oga I know, but it weird using btw as between, especially when someone is chatting with u

U will just be chatting with someone and u will hear,

Me:- babes what's up, u home now,
Girl:- yes babes, between, I want to take a quick shower, will chat you when am done,


How does this make sense grin
Science/Technology / Re: 'Doomsday Glacier' In Antarctica Is Holding On 'By Its Fingernails' - Scientists by Donchieli: 11:06am On Sep 08, 2022
My bad

I take full responsibility

Make the ice still fall for Nigeria sha

Make e land from abuja spread down to northern side

TheGift:


Why lie about something that is so easily verifiable because of your hatred for Nigeria?

Florida's land mass is about 170,000 km2 Nigeria is almost 5 times that at 923,768 km²

STOP spreading lies.

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Science/Technology / Re: 'Doomsday Glacier' In Antarctica Is Holding On 'By Its Fingernails' - Scientists by Donchieli: 9:59am On Sep 08, 2022
E no get how de fit relocate that ice

Make e just drop for Naija

Make we start afresh

Florida is bigger than Nigeria by land mass and this ice big reach Florida

If e land here

All of we go just turn mummified mermaids

Holiness2100:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66OlUQTG8I0


https://www.sciencealert.com/doomsday-glacier-in-antarctica-is-holding-on-by-its-fingernails-scientists-warn
Education / Re: Vacation To Chicago During Strike Is For Collaboration Discussions - UNICAL VC by Donchieli: 7:05am On Sep 07, 2022
She de der naw

De dress all nice up

Only for her to come bac Nigeria use 3 yards take sew gown or blouse abi na wrapper

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Crime / Re: Celebrities With No Sense - Delta State Police Spokesperson Replies Paul Okoye by Donchieli: 8:42am On Sep 06, 2022
I beg to differ in as much as most Nigerians live below the power line, Nigeria as a nation is not poor

But corruption and loop sided resource allocation as well as appropriation is at the detriment here

rusher14:


Nigeria is poor.

How much is our Per capita income?
Crime / Re: Celebrities With No Sense - Delta State Police Spokesperson Replies Paul Okoye by Donchieli: 8:30am On Sep 06, 2022
You say we write bullshit

Well your opinion though

But did you just say Nigeria is poor?
Asin you just called Nigeria poor

Please rephrase that line and put it in a proper context

rusher14:


Most of you write bullshit.

The purpose of towing is for conveyance.

To limit the police's exposure to litigation, damage, they ensure the vehicle is towed.
And that's because they can afford it.

In a poor country such as ours, the conveyance would be by the driver.

If you get to a judge, tell him you refused to drive because you believe it is illegal.
Crime / Re: Celebrities With No Sense - Delta State Police Spokesperson Replies Paul Okoye by Donchieli: 7:33am On Sep 06, 2022
My clear u

Police no suppose enter your car, as he no keep anything inside, instead if they want to search your car, they can, and if they have a need to take u to the station, why not put you in their own car and tow urz to the station

That's the standard protocol

No b to de jump inside person motor de shout help me help me he de carry me go wer I no knw

rickpat:
foolish celebrities...that's how you mislead young people... talking anyhow... tomorrow a young boy will try something similar to what ice prince did and tag the police officer a kidnaper...ode!
Crime / Re: Celebrities With No Sense - Delta State Police Spokesperson Replies Paul Okoye by Donchieli: 7:29am On Sep 06, 2022
Just so my clear you

Police in developed countries would never enter your car, they rather tell you to step out and if you feel threatened (especially if you are black) by their request you can stay in your car till more officers arrive for record purposes and they don't take you to the station in your car, you enter their car

rusher14:
What Psquare would comply with when they go abroad, in Nigeria, they would want to challenge.
Celebrities / Re: Timaya's Manager And Childhood Friend Dead, Prince Oluzor Shot Dead by Donchieli: 9:57am On Sep 03, 2022
Na you no get the message bros


Elove1:


So killing Timaya manager is the sign of end time for you. What of all the daily killings going on in Nigeria
Romance / Re: Man And Lady Seen Exchanging Contact While On Bike. Photos And Video by Donchieli: 9:42am On Aug 31, 2022
No b new thing na

Eyaf tey

Things occurring


Viraltrends123:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMBDkoWrBqo

Crime / Re: We Are Still Searching For Deborah Samuel’s Killers - Police by Donchieli: 6:54am On Aug 29, 2022
Don't be deceived nobody has been locked up
The two people they arrested didn't even last one week in custody and they were granted bail/acquitted quietly with their 30 man defense counsel

Since den not one single arrest
They said the people they arrested were not the prime suspects?

One of them of the one who bragged about setting her on fire displaying the match box on camera

A case of religious blasphemy in the north no de touch anywhere, so never expect justice

Thank God for the life of the family now

May her soul rest in perfect peace
JASONjnr:
Incompetence....


I can imagine how many innocent people that's already locked up...

Investigation is a difficult thing for the intelligence units of all Nigerian forces ....

Because we don't ha e CCTV cameras in cities and in major roads to monitor crimes.....

Even if that was possible... thieves will go there at night to remove it and sell ...

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Family / Re: How I Spend My 63k Monthly Salary Yet I Am Tagged A Bad Boyfriend by Donchieli: 8:33pm On Aug 26, 2022
Wait ooo
U de use 25k stock ur kitchen every month
Den d stew beans/moi moi na for eatery u de buy am abi na home made
Because I knw moi moi it made from beans and beans is among the kitchen stocking

This ur story no clear

djkirkoo2:
hmmmmm. Wonderful. Me I earn 63k as salary and my rent is 210k annually. Below is how I disburse it:

Kitchen stocking - 25k.

Soup for the month (we cook soup 5 times in a month) - 15k.

Baby mama - 5k.

Light bill - 2k.

Purewater - 4k.

Stew, Beans, Moi moi: 5/6k

Gas - 5k.

Fuel: As the Lord leads but I do put on Gen almost everyday as far as there's no light.
Now if you observed you will see that I don't have any money for myself nor my baby, make sure I run other deals to meet up my rent and cater for my son.

Yet my baby mama go out to tarnish my image outside saying that I am treating her as a house girl, saying that she's like a slave, that she's in an abusive relationship this and that all the young ladies around my vicinity are all keeping malice with me because of her stories, they all believed her story.

Even when I try to talk people don't believe me. I got tired of the quarrels and nagging so I had to throw her things out and asked her to leave my house. Neighbors came in and intervened then asked me to consider my son that he's still a baby. I succumbed and left for work only for me to come back home that evening the 22nd of July and found out that she have left with my son that I love so much and yet all her things are still in my house.

Bring my baby sef all to no avail, oya let me be seeing him at least still no way. I've talked to her mom and siblings and all of them are taking her side saying a man is not supposed to throw a woman's things outside (even my family blamed me for throwing her things outside) oya I don agree sef still dey are hiding my baby that will be a year old on the 29th of this August from me.

Honestly her family wants me to settle with their daughter but to me I am no longer interested before I die of BP, so now they are using my son to blackmail me emotionally to accept their daughter back because they know that I love my son. If really I am suffering her and treating her like a slave like she always claim then I wonder why her family would want her to come back to my house to suffer.

Mind you, I don't even beat o, I only have bad mouth to reply her if she pisses me off. Honestly I am confused and don't know what to do because I really miss my son.

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