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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: NDLEA Logo Design Contest 2022. How To Participate by Donchieli: 10:23am On Aug 13, 2022
Hmmm
nlfpmod:


https://twitter.com/ndlea_nigeria/status/1558131590928154625?t=P5dBT0-PUX0ux5iWhjVdTA&s=08

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, is interested in redesigning its current logo as part of ongoing reforms.

This is therefore a call to creative minds who can best channel their ideas into a new pictorial respresentation (logo) that depicts the NDLEA's mission: 'To deploy all resources at our disposal for the total eradication of illicit trafficking in narcotic drugs and psychotropic substances, by cutting off the supply of illicit drugs and bringing suppliers to book, reducing the demand for illicit drugs and other substances of abuse and tracing and recovering drug-related proceeds, through effective drug law enforcement' Interested participants should be aged 30 years and below, A winner and 2 runners up will be selected and cash prizes presented as award.

Submission and full details should be sent to the email address below
dma@ndlea.gov.ng
NYSC / Re: NYSC: Nine Corps Members To Repeat Service Year In Kogi by Donchieli: 6:54am On Aug 12, 2022
NO NYSC cert for them


Shikenan

dalebrown:
If dem refuse, wetin go sup grin grin

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NYSC / Re: NYSC: Nine Corps Members To Repeat Service Year In Kogi by Donchieli: 6:53am On Aug 12, 2022
The one dat absconded if he didn't serve at all will repeat the service year without payment if he has been paid b4 or with payment if he has while those with offense depending on the gravity of the offense will only serve some months
NwaMamaIwota:
I don't think they'll be paid because their contract is just for a year so extra year is just punishment.

Btw they'll definitely sort it out and might just serve few months extra
Travel / Re: Asaba To Maiduguri Via Abuja By Road (live Update). by Donchieli: 5:02pm On Aug 06, 2022
My brother na where you de sef the real ogbonge unrest de

Beta jakpa b4 something do you
FatherBona:
I’m in Abuja, one month now and can’t return to the south as a result of the security unrest. Your updates will be useful.
Romance / Re: Man To Marry His Fianceé's Younger Sister In Bauchi One Week After Her Death by Donchieli: 3:44pm On Aug 04, 2022
That's Muslims for you, they don't mourn, they feel sad/bad for such occurrence, pray for the deceased and move forward
Jennyclay:
Haba!! Just one week

I'm beginning to suspect he has a hand in his fiancé's death, because one week is just too small to mourn your Fiancé. Kilode!!

Men are emotionally weak, Women hardly re-marry instantly. SMH

RIP to her.
Food / Re: See Yam I Bought For 1500 Naira. Did I Do Good Or Did They Shave My Head by Donchieli: 5:46pm On Aug 03, 2022
I was shocked
ValCon888:
So you can even buy yam in this current economy. You must be a ritualist.
Romance / Re: Guys Which One Are You?.... Ladies Which One Is Your Spec? by Donchieli: 6:06pm On Jul 27, 2022
Ya right man, am a sure 9

Most naija guys are 9.There's every tendency of Mr Ibu in all naija guys but they will claim from 1-5 online.5 it is for me
Romance / Re: Relationship Matters by Donchieli: 11:33am On Jul 24, 2022
I never said all
Theweb:
Not all men. There are good ones.
Romance / Relationship Matters by Donchieli: 11:17am On Jul 24, 2022
You know how the saying goes men are scum!!

Is that really true?
Were they born that way?
Or some persons(the other gender) made them that way?

Well here is a true story

A colleague of mine during his university days, used to date a girl, the girl came from another state to school in the guyz state of residence, so along the line they met and the guy fell in love, during their dating days the guy would during the semester break drive this girl to their house in another state approximately 8 hours away and return after a couple of days and when school is to resuming he will drive to go pick her up and bring her back to school, this continued till graduation, now when all things are done, he decided to take things to the next level and the girl in question refused to marry him in her defense that the kind of job he does, does not align with the teaching of her religion(parents also play a role in her decision) and she ended up marrying a guy working with nepa, same Nepa people that practically every Nigerian has sworn at/for

The guy has giving up on love as he admitted, now if a good girl comes his way, he might take the initiative and move on or he might just try to exact revenge on this other girl due to how he was treated

And you still say men are scum!!

P. S I have a cousin who trained a girl all through her studies in school of nursing, he had to endure and survive all through that face of live for her betterment only for her to finish get a job, that was when she realized he was not upto her standard

Abi my welder neighbor who brought a girl from the village put her in school after she graduated, she said he was too local

Girls say men are scum, men betrayed them for the one's who had hopes but at the end of the day, what those ladies lost was their time and effort

In a man's case, time, effort, resources(we all know who does the spending)

Maka hear from you bro
Politics / Re: Unknown Men Are Threatening Me Because I Made Painting Of Peter Obi - Artist by Donchieli: 4:38pm On Jul 22, 2022
New strategy to get his attention

Kosiso12:
Unknown Men Are Threatening Me Because I Made Painting Of Peter Obi - Artist Cries Out!



https://igberetvnews.com/1424292/unknown-men-threatening-made-painting-peter-obi-artist-cries/
Politics / Re: Bandits Attack President Buhari's Convoy In Katsina, Two Injured by Donchieli: 10:26pm On Jul 05, 2022
De try read and understand

Vickym1:
grin
If it's true is good him undecided

Let him know what an ordinary Nigerian past true in hands of these monsters..

Y didn't the bullet touch him na.. Mitcheeeeewwww

I Wish they kidnap him.. Chai undecided
Politics / Re: Thugs Stop PVC Registration At Lugbe Federal Housing Area, Abuja by Donchieli: 1:46pm On Jun 23, 2022
OP

This are not thugs

They are agents sent by their masters
pleasureosondu:
This is a live recording of thugs preventing people from registering at Lugbe Federal Housing Area of Abuja. The two men seen below are said to be the main antagonist.



https://twitter.com/Chude__/status/1539914403402973186?t=R6BFWG0DA51IBohrlZ7d7w&s=19

Or



https://twitter.com/AbdulMahmud01/status/1539906726237016065?t=-DAufNg06T_NhscxijsZUw&s=19

More evidence

https://fb.watch/dQ08osRxVw/

Update to follow soon...............
Crime / Re: Soldier Kills Fuel Station Attendant In Minna (Graphic) by Donchieli: 6:44am On Jun 22, 2022
True

But many people are just walking dead

I saw someone that was shot on the shoulder and he died

Even leg wer then de shoot b4 make dem calm you down

Fit still kill you

Light78:


The soldier failed woefully.

If you underwent military training, there are parts of the body you shoot that would not kill the person but causes pain.

That's the difference.
Politics / Re: Election 2023 : Pastor Sarah Omakwu Asks Nigerians To "Waste" Their Votes. by Donchieli: 8:43am On Jun 20, 2022
That what we wer thinking until Ekiti election showed us that Nigerians would forever remain Nigerians

Still selling votes and even worst naw

Flaunting the proceeds

A land is not cursed is the people in it dat makes it cursed

solochris:
The hurricane that will hit APC and PDP next year will be better imagined. The train is moving
Education / Re: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by Donchieli: 9:01am On Jun 17, 2022
Bros how dz ur explanation take bring to bearing the factorial difference of twice the number /figure

So if you are 13 and they say someone is twice your age, the person would be 18
Seriously

Abusadiq01:



I also thought it was 10, bt let's assume u are bako, if someone say u are twice as old as Ur were five years ago, does that means u are 10 years old? No! U can be 18 years now, bt five years ago, u were 18-5=13years old
Romance / Re: 62-Year-Old Woman Wedded 9-Year-Old Boy In South Africa (Throwback Photos) by Donchieli: 11:06am On May 17, 2022
This news is more than 5 years old

Make una de try verify na

ubreal:
Is This Child Abuse Or Marriage?

62 years old African woman got married to a 9 year old boy. According to her, love has no age Limit. She added that those who criticise her have never met true love.

Congratulations to them❤️❤️
TV/Movies / Re: Kande Gao: Meet Chinese Journalist That Broadcast In Hausa Fluently by Donchieli: 6:05pm On May 04, 2022
Bros u no get joy

Chai

cocolacec:

Oyibo rebel na olodo wey dey struggle with Yoruba language having arrived Nigeria at age 5.
TV/Movies / Re: Kande Gao: Meet Chinese Journalist That Broadcast In Hausa Fluently by Donchieli: 1:22pm On May 04, 2022
Op Shey u de whine mi ni

You neva hear of Oyibo rebel wer de blast pidgin nd yoruba like his life depends on it

NigerianCampus:
Life is crammed with amazing effects. I find it veritably surprising for a outsider to suitably speak , sputter, converse and indeed lecture within the foremost dominant language of the northern Nigerian people, that is, the Hausa Language.

The pictures you see below belong to a Chinese Woman who espoused Hausa name as her name, using only Chinese surname, Kande Gao. She was born and raised in China. After she completed high academy, Kande Gao chose to review Hausa language in one of the distinguished universities in China. At that time, she has in noway been to Nigeria. With the help of her outstanding lecturers, Kande Gao was suitable to pick up successfully.

Kande Gao is a Chinese woman that works with the Hausa faction of the favored Chinese broadcasting network known as CRI. Kande and her team studied Hausa language even before stepping foot in Nigeria. She was able to master the art of the language and navigated her way through the amazing lifestyles, traditions and customs of the Hausa people.

She learned the history of the Hausa people, their origin and a couple of important historical events within the journey of the Hausa culture.

Kande Gao has never been to Nigeria until after her graduation. During her further education within the sector of history, Kande Gao visited Kano state where she studied and ran a project at the distinguished Bayero University Kano. She used the prospect to interact with many prominent Nigerians who are all of Hausa origin, a bit like the emir of Kano, the management of the Bayero University Kano also as common Hausa children on the streets.

Her perfection of the language made her enjoy massive attention on the broadcasting network. She runs a personal page on Facebook where she commited to point out Chinese language in Hausa for thousands of her fans.

Today, kande Gao is able to point out , lecture, write and interact in Hausa language fluently like all other Hausa woman. During her course of study, she adopted the name Kande which is an ancient traditional Hausa name but maintained her ancestral surname.

Also, some scholars from northern Nigeria who were studying at the same university along side her, supported her in inter communications.

Source:
https://www.nigeriancampus.com.ng/2022/05/kande-gao-chinese-lady-who-speaks.html?m=1
Politics / Re: ASUU To Nwajiuba: Tell Nigerians How You Came By N100m To Purchase APC Form by Donchieli: 7:35am On May 04, 2022
They will all defect to that party again


Pious101:
If a different party takes over from APC, d kind of can of worm that would be reveal shall be unprecedented
Health / Re: My Fiancee Can't Have Sex by Donchieli: 12:11pm On May 03, 2022
Baba your own been de game

Only be say she be no wan mumu again like the previous times

Different situations bro

yanabasee:
I experienced a girl like yours some years ago ..

Infact, she said she can only have sex when we're married.... asked if she was a virgin and she muted me.... and even warned me to not bring any word relating to sex to her...


Dude, I planned and strategized and followed her gradually, no pressure ..

Had a romance session a couple of times with her and she liked it .. I could tell because she would be texting and all loving when she gets home....

I kept it there, I only improved on my level of romance making... I wanted to have her wet to a certain climax... Yes I did it... she was uncontrollably stupid when she begged me to use my fingers... I had to remind her of her vows... she damned it and ask me not to make her hate me....


So op, a clean romance session can lead to a good sex without a trouble .....

Learn to work on how to excite her and bring her I to the mood...
Politics / Re: Zamfara Dethrones First-Class Monarchs Over "Banditry" by Donchieli: 6:44am On Apr 28, 2022
After he don giv dem cardilac

Islie:

The Zamfara State government has dethroned two emirs and a district head over allegations of aiding the activities of bandits terrorising communities in the...



https://dailytrust.com/breaking-zamfara-dethrones-first-class-monarchs-over-banditry

Business / Re: Do We Have Any Self-Made Company In Nigeria That Can Be Bought For $40 Billion? by Donchieli: 3:59pm On Apr 26, 2022
Such an insightful question

Wetin de pain me be say person de even mention Nigerian bank
So if Nigerian banks are worth that much why are they retrenching workers

Is any bank worth the net value of dangote group Nigeria

Dangote the richest man in Africa is worth a little over 14 billion dollars and someone not even the 6th richest man in the world bought a company more 3 times dangote's networth

And someone is here mentioning bank, which yeye bank

E b lyk say he think say na naira dem write there


DoveXlover:
Since Elon Musk acquired twitter for 45 billion dollars, i have been thinking.

We all know that twitter was founded by Americans in America and there are other companies from America that i believe are worth more than 40 billion dollars.

From social media companies to food companies to Pepsi to coca cola and many more companies built from the scratch in America that are now worth over 50 billion dollars.

So the question is do we have home made companies built from the scratch whether offline or online that are worth more than 40 billion dollars in Nigeria?
I will like to know their names?

Note!!! I am talking about built from scratch Nigeria companies whether it's social media or food companies or otherwise.

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Crime / Domestic Violence In Marriage And Otherwise by Donchieli: 9:10am On Apr 15, 2022
For some days now since the passing of Gospel singer Osinachi the campaign for domestic violence especially in marriages against women has gained momentum

But what about men who suffer such violence and can't speak up to salvage the little to no dignity they have

Here is a video of a woman seriously flogging her husband I don't know the full story but the video got out anyway

Some women try to boss their husbands/Bf around as they can be very aggressive and violent probably due to upbringing or environmental factors when you try to pay them back in their own coin, you get tagged woman beater without the populace knowing the full story


Watch the video
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Sports / Another Frustrating Night For Man United As Ronaldo Smashes A Fan's Phone by Donchieli: 10:41pm On Apr 09, 2022
Cristiano Ronaldo apologised after he appeared to smash a fan's phone following Manchester United's 1-0 loss at Everton on Saturday.

Anthony Gordon's deflected first-half strike consigned United to a second straight Premier League away defeat for the first time since January 2020.

It was a significant blow to the Red Devils' hopes of qualifying for the Champions League, with Tottenham's victory over Aston Villa later in the day leaving Ralf Rangnick's side six points adrift of the top four.

Following the final whistle, a video emerged on social media which claimed to show Ronaldo breaking an Everton supporter's phone by throwing it into the floor.

The five-time Ballon d'Or winner subsequently took to Instagram to explain his actions and offer to host the fan at Old Trafford "as a sign of fair play and sportsmanship".

"It's never easy to deal with emotions in difficult moments such as the one we are facing," Ronaldo wrote.

"Nevertheless, we always have to be respectful, patient and set the example for all the youngsters who love the beautiful game.

"I would like to apologise for my outburst and, if possible, I would like to invite this supporter to watch a game at Old Trafford as a sign of fair play and sportsmanship."

United have now triumphed in just eight of their 17 Premier League games under Rangnick, with the German's 47 per cent win ratio the club's worst under any manager in the competition.

https://www.livescore.com/en/news/ronaldo-apologises-after-appearing-to-smash-fans-phone-following-man-utd-loss-2022040921251722086/

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TV/Movies / Re: Academy Awards - Oscars 2022 (Full List Of Winners) by Donchieli: 12:32pm On Mar 28, 2022
My brother those people say till September abi na October next year we go watch am

fashrola:
Expecting Dune part 2

That movie is mad!!!
Family / Re: My Wife Is Pregnant Again And Our Kids Are Only 1 And 2 by Donchieli: 9:17am On Mar 25, 2022
Sharp guy

I salama for u

JonOfAustrlia:
My wife got pregnant again even with an IUD. We werent planning for it. As these babies are so small and require so much care already.

Its not like raising them in the village. We live abroad and we dont get help. It means we always have to be with them if not for daycare but then we are working. We are already so tired.


I dont know if I am venting or asking for advice. We are grateful but we are so tired already... what to do...?

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Travel / Re: BRT Bus And Chicken Republic Trailer In Massive Collision by Donchieli: 1:12pm On Mar 23, 2022
The commentary guy sef is on cruise

De use phone voice take broadcast accident

Cum de make accident look romantic

StagethemTVee:
A Bus under the Lagos BRT system was involved in a collision with a truck belonging to chicken republic. As at time fo filing this report, the passengers of the BRT and the truck driver are involved in a tussle that has caused a back log of traffic on Idimu Road.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpbcfSntN0U

Health / Re: Went To The Hospital But Never Came Back (Photo) by Donchieli: 6:43pm On Mar 22, 2022
My mom

I regret allowing those people take her there



Odewaleadesoye:

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Claims To Use A Hypersonic Missile In Attack On Arms Depot In Ukraine. by Donchieli: 11:19am On Mar 20, 2022
Bros u say make love

Be lyk u don Ready fulfill scripture

Abeg con3 hard
So make dem neva make love naw fes

Make dem make peace fes

obonujoker:
When will this war end.

Man has sinned too much against the earth, itself and God.

Make love, not war
Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama's Daughters, Sasha & Malia Enjoy An Afternoon Stroll by Donchieli: 11:04am On Mar 20, 2022
Nothing sweet me pass the headline

If na naija naw

U go see things like

Ex presidents daughters or past presidents daughters or immediate past presidents daughters or former head of state's daughters

You must just see something office related instead of the man

AllahEatsShit:
Sasha and Malia, now 20 and 23 were recently spotted enjoying an afternoon stroll on their parents' estate.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Yevgeny Alexeyevic Urges Putin To Fire A Nuclear Missile At America As A Warning by Donchieli: 8:20am On Mar 16, 2022
Abeg make e miss road

verybadmouth:
Make the missile no go miss road enter Abuja ooo. grin
Romance / Re: She Hooked Him With Pregnancy And This Is What She Got In Return by Donchieli: 10:13am On Mar 09, 2022
So her goal was to get married into her final year or in her final year and also get the certificate but Bros no make move still in final year oo, then she decides to hook him with belle still in final year only for him to travel 2 months into pregnancy still in final year to get masters!!

Shey he abandon the undergraduate program abi as he finish he no go service


GloriaWisdom9:
They were both in the same university,the same level and the same class.
This guy happened to be in a relationship with someone else, but when he set his eyes on this other bae, he gave up the relationship and started dating this new girl.

Everything seems to be moving really fast they were already in final year in school, they seem to be in love with each other, she really wanted to be engaged in her final year, you know how it feels when you graduate with a husband and a certificate that was her goal.

Oh boy watsaap. ... this dude wasn't making any move towards engagement because he likes to do things on his terms, he felt he wasn't ready for that sort of commitment.

Months rolled by, and nothing happened except the usual hangout, chit chat, partying, so she got an idea to get pregnant for this dude which she did. Little did she know that that was her undoing because he was already making plans to leave the country which he did two months into her pregnancy to get his master's.

The baby has long been born he is not back and not even talking about anything of such.

What can she do.
Lovey Dovey.

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