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Jokes Etc / Me O Mo! by dondee2(m): 11:21am On Mar 18, 2008
A Foreigner came to Nigeria for the first time so he asked his personal attendant who couldn’t speak English properly to take him around the country so he could explore and have a good time.
The man however took him to exotic places. When they arrived at a particular site
The Foreigner asked his attendant.

Foreigner: Who owns all this beautiful places?

Attendant: “me o mo”

Foreigner: This “me o mo” would be a very rich man.

Unknowing to the Foreigner, “me o mo” simply means I don’t know but he taught that it meant someone’s name.
They came to a very magnificent mansion and again the Foreigner asked his attendant

Foreigner: who owns this magnificent mansion?

Attendant: “me o mo”

Foreigner: I never knew Nigeria had rich people as this, so all this belong to “me o mo” I must pay him a visit when am less busy.

Finally they came to a place where a funeral was taken place. The Foreigner again asked his attendant.

Foreigner: Who are all these people weeping for?

Attendant: “me o mo”

Foreigner: Oh my God! So “me o mo” has died!

And he also wept bitterly.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji And Omotola Jalade by dondee2(m): 9:32am On Mar 18, 2008
if i am permitted to say,5 year to this time OmoT will still be better that Genny in all way not to talk of beauty,acting etc no this girl is made perfect(i meant OmoT).i like Genny but perferred omoT. she is actually ruling her world.go on girlllllllllllllll
Jokes Etc / Re: Ghana Jokes by dondee2(m): 10:14am On Mar 15, 2008
nice joke.keep the fire burning
Jokes Etc / Re: God Nd D Scientist by dondee2(m): 10:00am On Mar 15, 2008
nice one.keep it coming
Celebrities / Re: Who'z Got Da Sexiest Abs: Bow Wow Or Romeo? by dondee2(m): 9:42am On Mar 13, 2008
bow wow is good but i preferred little romeo
Romance / Re: Ladies : How Does A Guy Wins Your Love Or Heart: by dondee2(m): 5:53pm On Mar 11, 2008
claim not to have fall in love then love will fall in you and may hurt you dear wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by dondee2(m): 1:54pm On Mar 05, 2008
[b]i luv the blues from now and ever.uppppppppppppppppppppppppppp chelseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/b][/i]we are making thing to come to reality[/b]
Celebrities / Re: Whop Is The Best Singer Amoung The Plantazion Boiz by dondee2(m): 10:14am On Mar 05, 2008
[i]2 face if i may say is the best among Nigerian artist but his video is worse[/i][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia: Richest Musician In Nigeria? by dondee2(m): 9:40am On Mar 05, 2008
[b]2baba is among the richest but not the richest,when k1,obesere,p square,d banj never die[/b][i][/i][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
Celebrities / Re: VAN VICKER OR RAMSEY NOAUH? by dondee2(m): 9:24am On Mar 05, 2008
[b]There is different btw handsome and fine.Ramsey Noauh is fine than Van Vicker while Van Vicker is handsome than Ramsey Noauh embarassed undecided cry.sooo i go for Ramsey Noauh,he is still a sure boy[/b]
TV/Movies / Re: Review Any Movie by dondee2(m): 9:02am On Mar 05, 2008
[b]what up everyliving,who has watched Gladiator.very touching[/b]
Jokes Etc / Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by dondee2(m): 8:48pm On Mar 04, 2008
[b][/b]PHCN will die of cursee cry undecided

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