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Me O Mo! by dondee2(m): 11:21am On Mar 18, 2008
A Foreigner came to Nigeria for the first time so he asked his personal attendant who couldn’t speak English properly to take him around the country so he could explore and have a good time.
The man however took him to exotic places. When they arrived at a particular site
The Foreigner asked his attendant.

Foreigner: Who owns all this beautiful places?

Attendant: “me o mo”

Foreigner: This “me o mo” would be a very rich man.

Unknowing to the Foreigner, “me o mo” simply means I don’t know but he taught that it meant someone’s name.
They came to a very magnificent mansion and again the Foreigner asked his attendant

Foreigner: who owns this magnificent mansion?

Attendant: “me o mo”

Foreigner: I never knew Nigeria had rich people as this, so all this belong to “me o mo” I must pay him a visit when am less busy.

Finally they came to a place where a funeral was taken place. The Foreigner again asked his attendant.

Foreigner: Who are all these people weeping for?

Attendant: “me o mo”

Foreigner: Oh my God! So “me o mo” has died!

And he also wept bitterly.
Re: Me O Mo! by ayusman16(m): 11:36am On Mar 18, 2008
Is this joke funny? Me O Mo!

Is this joke recycled? Me O Mo!

Is the poster a comedian? Me O Mo!

Can someone help me laff? Me O Mo!

Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Me O Mo! by damn: 11:45am On Mar 18, 2008
Is this joke funny? Me O Mo!

Is this joke recycled? Me O Mo!

Is the poster a comedian? Me O Mo!

Can someone help me laff? Me O Mo!

Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo!Me O Mo! grin grin grin grin grin

NA REAL WA
bad belee
but don dee no be so we suppose de de
try improve
ayusman u no gatz do dt tin wey u do
butu gt point sha wink
Re: Me O Mo! by ayusman16(m): 11:49am On Mar 18, 2008
Damn! Wetin u dey yarn? Me O Mo! angry
Re: Me O Mo! by dondee2(m): 11:55am On Mar 18, 2008
me o mo means i don't know
Re: Me O Mo! by clemcykul(f): 1:16pm On Mar 18, 2008
is this joke funny?

me o mo grin grin
Re: Me O Mo! by GeeCee(m): 6:12pm On Mar 18, 2008
We need something beta.
Re: Me O Mo! by Scopium: 6:26pm On Mar 18, 2008
[size=13pt]If this is a joke it needs to be dejoked and if this guy is a comedian he needs to be decomedianed[/size]
Re: Me O Mo! by TOYOSI20(f): 6:50pm On Mar 18, 2008
Funny cheesy
Re: Me O Mo! by ituen(m): 7:58pm On Mar 18, 2008
wat is Me o Mo?
Re: Me O Mo! by Aiphie(f): 12:44pm On Mar 19, 2008
Nice joke but funnier replies. grin
Re: Me O Mo! by Nobody: 5:27pm On Mar 19, 2008
Don dee, I am sure you made that username up from dondee united

i want to know because mi o mo
Re: Me O Mo! by oneperson: 7:37pm On Mar 19, 2008
This is to inform all nairalanders [expecially,
and everyone in the joke section] that from now on, there shall be a srutiny of all jokes in this form before posting!

I, the Almighty I, shall be the JUDGE! So if you don't have a reason to make us laugh, then better close the hole in your face! - or better, just cut off your fingers.

This warning shall not come again!

It is that said it and I [only I] shall perform it!
Jojo
Re: Me O Mo! by Nobody: 8:01pm On Mar 19, 2008
on the loose
Re: Me O Mo! by delib: 8:27pm On Mar 19, 2008
fk
Re: Me O Mo! by segunpc(m): 10:15am On Mar 20, 2008
don dee the joke for funny but u no try at all.

i ll give 2/10.
Re: Me O Mo! by Nobody: 4:42pm On Mar 20, 2008
2/10 too much sef, haha? na so ur school "teasher" dey score you for class?

ok now, lets give him the benefit of a "score"

Oya POSTER, score yasef

*Now, let him score himself 10-10 so that i can woz him a slap*
Re: Me O Mo! by naijastyle: 4:57pm On Mar 20, 2008
The headmaster no gree release him result because him score dey below zero.
grin
Re: Me O Mo! by olulu(m): 5:21pm On Mar 20, 2008
grin grin grin

dundee, u try small.

but ur joke too "mumunish"

makes me wanna kick ur ass

u get ass?
me o mo!!!

grin cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Me O Mo! by tytylayor: 5:37pm On Mar 20, 2008
d joke no wan funny but d replies don funny pass d joke grin grin cheesy
cheesy cheesy grin
grin grin grin me o mo
Re: Me O Mo! by folly69(m): 6:01pm On Mar 20, 2008
mo omooo
Re: Me O Mo! by Nobody: 7:05pm On Mar 20, 2008
where is rebellious, me o mo
Where is clemcy me o mo
where is tufe me o mo
where is ituen me o mo
where is saucy me o mo
where is migines me o mo
where is thuggy me o mo
where is turkey me o mo
where is ify me o mo
where are the lolas, me o mo
where is are the ashes(aisha, asha, asha2) me o mo
where is me o mo, me o mo

i dont know why you guys are ending ur posts with "me o mo"
i wonder because honestly speaking, me o mo
Re: Me O Mo! by benjay1(m): 7:17pm On Mar 20, 2008
;d
Re: Me O Mo! by delib: 7:22pm On Mar 20, 2008
claps
Re: Me O Mo! by Nobody: 9:03pm On Mar 21, 2008
you are welcome
Re: Me O Mo! by Nobody: 6:41pm On Mar 22, 2008
i feel like killing someone
Re: Me O Mo! by delib: 7:32pm On Mar 22, 2008
na for nairaland u one kill person?
Re: Me O Mo! by clemcykul(f): 6:03pm On Mar 23, 2008
mi le so, becuzz me o mo grin
Re: Me O Mo! by naijastyle: 12:41pm On Mar 24, 2008
tsk tsk tsk
Re: Me O Mo! by ThugLife1(m): 7:56pm On Mar 24, 2008
lol
Re: Me O Mo! by Moyola(f): 11:15am On Mar 25, 2008
funni

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