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avelock:
God will see us through in Nigeria

Amin!!!

So after all the wait since May 29th for PMB to appoint Ministers
into the Executive, it's for us to be given the Amaechis, Ogbehs, etc? This is very insulting to Nigerians! If half of the names were
seasoned technocrats, it would have been better, not recycled loots
who had held sway since 1999!
I was actually looking for strange names in the ministerial list PMB
submitted to the Nigerian Senate.
Nigerians have seasoned technocrats. It's better to experiment
with them, instead of trying old hands that put us where
we are today.
Pius Adesanmi, a Professor of Literature and African
Studies at Carlton University Ottawa Canada wrote that: It's difficult
to find ANY Nigerian that has not eaten 'yam'
(Yam here implies corruption in all it's spheres). However, Nigeria
would manage to look the other way if appointed, selected or
elected officials are the few who had eaten a
tuber of yam or two...not those adjudged to have eaten
an entire hectare of farmland filled with varying species of
yam!



May God be with us




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Plz i need suggestions

Elxandre:

Is there anyone who got to the end of space impact?

It's endless

The good old days,their decision to use windows mobile instead of jumping on the android bandwagon cost dem dearly,dey would have given sammy a run for their money;probably the iPhone too

When faced with the question of which is the best-selling phone,
most of you probably think "iPhone". Hehe! Not even close!
Although Apple's crown jewel does sell in cosmic quantities, the
iPhone 6 having sold 71.5 million sales in about three months, this
lucky champ has nothing going on the Nokia 1100.
The Nokia 1100 is an entry level basic handset which hit the market
in late 2003. It didn't have two front cameras or a curved screen,
but it did have a torch light, a pair of no-slip grips, and a dust-proof
case. A classic Nokia badass that the then thriving Finns designed
for the growing Chinese market and other regions that smelled like
money!
How did that go for Nokia? Well, in about five years, the 1100 sold
some 250 million units, becoming not only the world's best selling
phone, but the best selling consumer electronics device in the
world, period. In fact, Nokia's one billionth phone sold was a 1100
purchased in Nigeria in 2005.
So, what it is that made people in developing countries go crazy
about the Nokia 1100? In short, many things! First, the phone was
quite affordable at about $100, due to being very unassuming —
even by 2003 standards. It did, however, have a built-in flashlight,
monophonic ringtones (36 pre-installed, 7 user-made),
interchangeable covers (yay!), soft dustproof keys, 50 message
capacity (25 inbox, 25 sent items), 50 contact slots, a 400 hours
standby time between charges... and perhaps most importantly, it
had Snake! That is, Snake II and Space Impact. These games might
seem primitive compared to the latest 3D titles, but they made 250
million people happy — beat that!
Although the Nokia 1100 was long discontinued by then, in 2009,
used units started popping up on sale for obscene amounts of
money — as much as $32,000 apiece! Apparently, hacking circles
had discovered a way to reprogram certain units (manufactured in
Nokia's German plant) the handset to receive messages intended
for other numbers, opening up opportunities for fraud! Hopefully,
nobody got burned, except those willing to pay thousands of dollars
for an obsolete handset that had an exploit.
In an interesting note, the Nokia 1100 may or may be not due for an
Android-powered reboot! In March this year, a Nokia 1100 with a
quad-core 1.3GHz MediaTek MT-6582 processor showed up inside
GeekBench's database. Such a smartphone cannot appear before
2016, due to Nokia's agreement with Microsoft, but if the Nokia
1100 does get to live another life as an entry-level Android
smartphone, we're sure a ton of people will be delighted!





source: http://www.phonearena.com/news/Did-you-know-that-the-Nokia-1100-is-the-worlds-best-selling-handset_id74364

Unsad:
Very sad

Yes..opposite of ur moniker

Fifty-four Nigerians have been confirmed dead from the
stampede in Mina, Saudi Arabia, during this year’s Hajj.
Hajj
According to The Punch, Alhaji Abdullahi Muktar Mohammed, the
chairman of the National Hajj Commission of Nigeria (NAHCON),
confirmed this on Monday, September 28 at 12.16am in Makkah.
According to the chairman, 42 out of the 54 that died were from
states pilgrims welfare board including two officials of NAHCON,
while others were among those on the pilgrimage by private tour
operators
He listed Bauchi, Borno, Zamfara, Cross River, Jigawa, Kano,
Katsina, Kebbi, Nasarawa, Niger, Ogun, Ondo, Sokoto, Taraba and
Yobe as those that lost pilgrims to the stampede.
Alhaji Mohammed said there is hope that the missing pilgrims
would still be found, adding that committees have been set up to
intensify the search for missing pilgrims.
Abdulkadir Jega, the brother of the former chairman of the
Independent National Electoral Commission, Attahiru Jega and
the Chief Justice of Nigeria (CJN), Justice Mahmud Mohammed,
were among those who died during the stampede that led to the
death of over 700 pilgrims at Mina.
Amirul Hajj and Emir of Argungu, Samaila Mera, speaker of Kebbi
state House of Assembly and his deputy, Governor Atiku
Bagudu’s family were among pilgrims who survived the incident.





source: https://www.naij.com/567194-mecca-stampede-54-nigerians-confirmed-dead.html

Wife no,sister maybe

Option 1: I'll jux say "plz hurry up,so you won't keep her waiting"
jux to hide the embarrassment
option 2: Jux stand and stare foolishly lik Iker casillas does whenever he concedes against Barcá

kingdompropty:
Do we still have a leader in this country.

One word, the country is on auto pilot.

seconded

Lolz

Spikkylee:
Oga Op rearrange ur post then we met at Fp

Done!!!

1 - The Pen Borrowers: They're always in the bank,
common pen they won't have. These pple are very
dangerous, once u borrow them d pen, u may find it
difficult 2 identify dem, At a bank in Nigeria, once
someone tells u "may I have ur pen?" Believe me,
that may be d last time u will see that pen (except if
u're lucky).


2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey
enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip(withdrawal or
deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u
hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt
taken, about 8 pple can tell u "I dey ur back" then at
d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin
back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah)


3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't
obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're
mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they
just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them
to sit down & within 5 minutes they've completed
there transactions while u still dey there looking
like mumu 4queue.(there is God oooo)


4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These pple will
always av a problem with d bank door, then u see
them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones
etc and yet d machine keeps shouting "pls go back"
Maybe next time such person will come 2 bank
naked! Biko, he go allow u in... LOLZ!


5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste
slip 4 Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit
slip na JAMB questions, u c dem canceling, tearing,
squeezing & taking another one. To write common
3,780 Naira in wordsna gobe! Even d so called
undergraduates are found wanting in this
scenario.......CHAI!!!


6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2
yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date, even
after telling them d correct date,they will ask
some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo.


Be sincere, I know you are laughing or even smiling
now,oya tell us which one do u belong


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Gionee m2 mini the king of all budget phones

Phone is still neat with no scratches..price is 30k non negotiable location:Delta state whatsapp 08165458034 for more details and pics I also have a tecno H6 for sale

dere is a similar thread..lemme get it for u

Would u forgive me and still love me if u caught me cheating?? hehe

2gigs of RAM,32gig internal memory with SD slot,4.7-5"Full HD display reasonable battery life 13mp rear and 5mp front cam Preferred OEM:HTC Android lollipop

Tecno should just start giving their devices OTA update...little startups like infinix is doing it already; their fans like comparing them to apple and samsung at least those OEM's push regular updates for their devices(i'v seen a galaxy note 2 running lollipop and an iPhone 4s on ios 8.1

eme1n:
Typical Warri, always last but thinks he is first..

sharap dere;get ur own slogan if e pain u;

O.M.G what have i done i can't believe i read this trash from beginning to end guy queen première no cost na,buy am mak u improve ur spellings

sometimes u can't help no 9

grad2012:
Being single you can discover and develop yourself and also achieve a lot before you meet that right person.

ya;u'r freeeeee to mingle

[i][/i]They don't have i guess

Onemansquad:
all i see there is a bird

look well...use ur perceptive powers

powerfulsettingz:
The person above me can lie errn!
The lady is Spider-woman though how come he knows she's beautiful?

she fyn na,look am well

Comment if u see the lady