₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
lol well I duno abt u buh d last tin I"d do is to judge any girl dat duno hw to cook and is willing to learn.. Buh those dat duno hw to cook and r just admant abt it, even my breeze won't reach 50metres anywhr around her..

It's interesting when they ar willing to learn but wat happens wen they dnt want to? Always coming ard with fast food

MzNelly:
Na wa

If you want her too cook, mouth dey pain you?
You can't tell her to get her ass in the kitchen, you'll carry yourself to the kitchen, cook, she'll eat, then you'll come here to complain she's not wife material.

Or you expect her to just reach your house, whip out an apron and start cooking because she's a woman?

Dey there

Lol.
We are in the days of body language

Cutehector:
lol why would u do d cookin in d first place? I simply like myself.. Any babe dat asks me if I knw hw to cook... I tell her hoha... I dnt knw! U will teach me... Simple...

Me cooking doesn't excuse her laziness.
They do not even cook for themselves. Anyone that even tries in d bid to please u, at the end of the day u discover she doesn't knw how....

Cutehector:
lol who says dat.. 95% of ladies knw hw to cook.. Buh look mehn, cookin is always stressful wen she comes bak from work feelin tired... The rest five 5% r just clueless loooool

Stressful even at weekends when she visits u? Prefers to always sit down to eat after u've done the cooking. The ladies of this generatn are very lazy amongst other vices. They all prefer to always eat out.

Very difficult to get a wife

Cutehector:
not the ones I'v met...

U must be very lucky.

Lots of matured working class ladies portray most of the above.

Ladies of these days dislike cooking with passion. I have come to the conclusion they do not know how to cook

Akwo bo beans, mai mai ne shi.

Wow!

This is not news

lyntiffany:
Armenia

Arabia

lyntiffany:
Rwanda

Alaska

lyntiffany:
Yemen

Niger

Wow!
What do I say?

Somebody wrote this morning so I thought I should share...

Dear Biafrians, I support your struggle but your approach is wrong. They only way to achieve your struggles successfully is by:

Withdraw all your services to Nigerians and render to Nigeria as you are the backbone of Nigeria.

Withdraw all your public officers from Nigeria eg Ike ekweremandu.

Reject all the ministerial nominations.

Also reject all allocations from Nigeria knowing fully well you guys are very industrious and can survive without allocation.

Stop all form of importation through the Nigerian sea port so Nigeria can crumble without your tax

Call back all your son's and daughters to relocate back home until this fight is over then Nigeria will beg them to come as expatriates.

Lock up all your stores in Alaba, idumota, Kano etc.

Make sure you make your Visa very difficult for Nigerians to get.

Follow this steps and see Biafra come to pass in no time like south sudan

halexito:
In 1923, nine of the wealthiest people in the world
met at Chicago's Edge Water Beach Hotel.
Their combined wealth, it is estimated, exceeded
the wealth of the government of the United States
at that time. These men certainly knew how to
make a living and accumulate wealth.
Attending the meeting were the following men:

1. The president of the largest steel company,
2. The president of the largest utility company,
3. The president of the largest gas company,
4. The president of the New York Stock Exchange,
5. The president of the Bank of International
Settlements,
6. The greatest wheat speculator,
7. The greatest bear on Wall Street,
8. The head of the World's greatest monopoly &
9. A member of President Harding's cabinet.

That's a pretty impressive line-up of people by
anyone's yardstick.
Yet, 25 years later, where were those nine
industrial giants? Let’s examine what happened to
them 25 years later.

1. The President of the then largest steel company
(Bethlehem Steel Corp), Charles M Schwab, lived
on borrowed capital for five years before he died
bankrupt.

2. The President of the then largest gas company,
Howard Hubson, went insane.

3. One of the greatest commodity traders (Wheat
Speculator), Arthur Cutten, died insolvent.

4. The then President of the New York Stock
Exchange, Richard Whitney, was sent to jail.

5. The member of the US President’s Cabinet (the
member of President Harding's cabinet), Albert Fall,
was pardoned from jail just to be able to go home
and die in peace.

6. The greatest “bear” on Wall Street, Jesse
Livermore committed suicide.

7. The President of the then world’s greatest
monopoly, Ivar Krueger, committed suicide.

8. The President of the Bank of International
Settlement, Leon Fraser, committed Suicide.

9. The president of the largest utility company,
Samuel Insull, died penniless.

What they forgot was how to "make" life while they
got busy making money! Money in itself is not
evil; it provides food for the hungry, medicine for
the sick, clothes for the needy. Money is only a
medium of exchange.

We need two kinds of education:
a) One that teaches us how to make a living and
b) One that teaches us how to live.
#And how to... love.#

Great thought.

lyntiffany:
The country 's name ended with q ,you should start another with the letter 'q'.

Let me help you out.

Qatar.

That was an oversight. Was rushing out.

Romania

lyntiffany:
Iraq.

Zambia

lyntiffany:
Abidjan

Nairobi

lyntiffany:
Andorra.

Argentina

lyntiffany:
Angola.

America

lyntiffany:
Nepal.

Latvia

lyntiffany:
Australia.

Abijan

baba2nday:
Cure, Care, Quire


Brother

Or, Rot, Her


Cartoon

darlenese:
Is Christ embassy a church

Is not just a church but a NATION

lyntiffany:
cool, local, All.


Classic.

Class, Las, As,



Logical

lyntiffany:
farm, arm,same.

Glossed.

Loss, Gloss, Led,

Alcohol

What a response

new2020:
A yoruba friend ask me: under what conditions would you support One Nigeria and let go of the Biafra struggle.

Here was my response:

1. Close down Lagos ports and Open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and Warri.
2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports...only local or minimal connecting flights will be allowed. While this is being done, open up Enugu, Owerri, Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights...direct and major connecting flights.
3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar.
4. All federal governments agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC,e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
5. All multinational companies in Lagos and Abuja, shall and must relocate their offices to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
6. If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented, we can try one Nigeria and let's see if you Hausas and Yorubas will like it for a month. Meaning, Yorubas and Hausas needing to get visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, e.t.c.

The yoruba friend replied: you can't be serious, this is wickedness. I said really? Don't you think Biafrans have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs? He was quiet for a few seconds and said: wow, you are right but it never occurred to me. I said, that's the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting love it and would love to maintain the status quo.

kaboninc:
Match, ache, ace

Restore

Rest Store, set

Ceiling

kaboninc:
Later, late, lait

Sucrose

Rose, Sore, Core,

Matches

lyntiffany:
in, can, lying.

Suppler.

Sup, Up, Per


Latrine

.

lyntiffany:
Armenia.

abeokuta

lyntiffany:
Indonesia.

Arabia