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village teacher |
FART FINDER |
Going for 2nd price, I want to show FREECOCOA the stuff am made of. After am done with her, she go change ha name to NOCOCOA. So 2nd place my people. |
bin u de fall my hand with dis ur yoke. Anyway as a frnd, TFY |
Yungwizzzy: I cheat because I just want to cheatur case dey yaba left |
yame014: @Op...abeg u get d naija version?where beta train when get toilet or bathroom dey run 4 naija? |
floxyluv283:Of course yes. Changing d big br3ast to small one (br3ast transplant) |
tony ayo: Seriously man, is this a joke?No, it is the Etc attached to the jokes. This sections is called Jokes Etc. |
A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors over the years but none of them could help. Finally One doctor said to him "I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The man asked,"wha wha wha what is my pro pro problem?" DOCTOR: Your d**k is very, very large.The weight of your d**k is causing a strain on your lynx, and this results in your stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a d**k transplant.. The man was really tired of his stammering, so he agreed to the transplant. Several days later,the doctor called the man up and informed him that they've found a suitable donor with a smaller d**k. The transplant operation was done successfully and the man could speak without any stutter. At first, he's happy, but after a while he began to miss his large d**k, and how the girls used to love it. He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor,I'm grateful for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but I miss my old d**k. Please find the transplant donor and tell him that we've to exchange d**ks back!" The doctor shook his head and replied,"That's im im im im im imp impo impo impossible..." |
Mr.T Anonymous:*parking together the scattered pieces of his head to feed to the VULTURES* Oh what a lose. |
jassie: @OPThank u jare. |
fake magistrate |
If you are normal: 1. You have a cell phone 2. You have a NL account 3. You have a computer 4. You sleep late 6. You haven't laugh yet 7. You are thinking of what next. 9. You were busy you couldn't read number 5. 10. You scroll up to see if there is number five. 11. You are laughing now. 12. Then you realised you miss No 8, you go back to check No 8 too. 13. you are laughing now If you are normal you will comment 'that's true'. Now dont be greedy, Like this! |
Am tyre of laffing...yeeh, how about tube? |
CEO of IWO INTERNATIONAL WITCHES ORGANISATION. |
PrettySpicey: Are you serious?Am now working there as a receptionist, so as to clear my debt. BUT WHAT SHOULD I DO TO THAT WOMAN? |
moi-moi dealer. |
gay finder |
Mr and Mrs I was about to check into a Grandios hotel when I noticed a very beautiful woman staring admiringly at me. I walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where we checked in as Mr. and Mrs. After a very pleasurable three-day stay, I approached the front desk and told the clerk I was checking out. In a few minutes, I was handed a bill for N450,000. "There must be some mistake," I said. "I've been here for only three days." "Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "But your wife has been here a month and a half." PLS HELP ME OUT O, I NEED ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO. |
TOILET PAPER BURNER |
How about my PRIVATE JET? |
U r rite. Bt wait, were am 1? I tot dis is joke zone. Or did I check rong, am I in gospel zone?... No |
May d thunder of greatness fire d poster above, and may the hunger of blessing come upon d poster afta me. |
U r suffering 4rm OLODOISM |
Aboki waka-bout nail cutter. |
No. Have u prayed 2day? |
Ladies back scrubber. |
The taste is nice, it tastes like ur urine |
Mikel3oputa: Mugu 90. Suck my dic.ks.ahh, how many u get? |
sperm dealer |
may the tank full with over-flowing fuel of blessing fall upon ur house and let the fire of goodnews consume u and ur family afterwards. |
bright007: ...mostly no but sometimes yes.Yes, far bigger than the earth. Are you a unregistered unqualified amatuer geography teacher? |

gd one u hv thr. Any solution 2 a lady stammerer?
OLD TALE!!!