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No.
Is she important?

Mrs kofo

Mrs kofo said 2 her maid
"Oh Lizzy, I suspect that
my husband is having
an affair with his
secretary."

The maid replied, "I
don't believe it ma, you
are just saying it to
make me jealous"

A Small Pig

While eating lunch, a
husband, his wife and
their son, the son was
eating roughly and the
following conversation
took place between the
father and his son.

FATHER: You're eating
like a small pig.
SON: OK daddy.
FATHER: Do you know
what a small pig is?
SON: Yes of course, son
of a big pig.

Anything For a
DVD Player

Akpos asked his mother
whether they could buy
a DVD player. "I’m afraid
we can’t afford one",
sighed his mother.

But on the following day
Akpos came in with a
brand-new DVD player.
"Where did you get the
money to pay for that?"
gasped his mother.

"Easy," replied Akpos, "I
sold the television!"

Akpos was toasting a girl.
After everything the girl asked him,
"Are you in school and what course are you studying because I can't date an Illiterate o?.
Akpos lied to her, and said "Yes I am in school and I'm studying food
science".
2weeks later, the girl saw Akpos washing plates in a local restaurant.
*Shocked*Gosh
what are U
doing here?
Akpos smiled and said, "AM DOING MY I.T"