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SlimSkipper:
is dat stuff for real

MƐƐ self Ŋø̲̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥ know o

1. D woman wrapper crew,
2. Thε̲̣̣̣̥ trolls, (andyblaze aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ co)
3. Thε̲̣̣̣̥ light skin haunter
4. Thε̲̣̣̣̥ girls who is always bored thereby advertising her pin
5. Thε̲̣̣̣̥ sperm agents, (donate sperm aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ amd make millions)
Etc

samneutron:
Nd perhaps bro i cn neva b.liev u coz u ar actin lyk a sadist until it is released#word of discouragement is of no use

guy take it easy

Hmmm, d first timer,

zaragal:
Oct 13

Ђɑ̤̥̈̊p̝̊̅p̝̊̅ɣ birthday sis, wishing Ɣ☺ΰ̊, a Ђɑ̤̥̈̊p̝̊̅p̝̊̅ɣ day, months, aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ years ahead, long life aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ prosperity I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ abundance,. Once again hbd

Doclight:
what is this one even saying??

If u are desperate of medicine, nothing would ever make u change ur mind. Biochemistry is a branch of medicine(so to say), if any desperate fellow wants med with passion, he/she would either defer biochemistry and try again, or take biochem in anticipation of using it to get med in any other way, like tranfer, utme, DE, etc...

Don't quote me again, if u don't know what to say...

u are always proving that u are wiser than everyone else, itot u were humble never knew it was other wise, if u are too myopic to know or understand ♏̥γ̲̣̣̥ point den u need not to blame anyone.
aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ btw this is a public forum I can quote anyone, so now I've quote, u can G̷̩̥̊o aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ hang urself

Doclight:
u just confirmed no passion for medicine at all, you just did follow up.
I'd now suggest u do the geology...

Shey na crossing over u dey find?
And u go first start studying biochem first?
So why the hasty rush?
U still got one full year to decide...

Ɣ☺ΰ̊ are so wrong Bro, if u want something so desperate but u couldn't get it, but given something related I bet it with Ɣ☺ΰ̊, u won't like it, so if its not medicine then it Aint medicine. So op. I'll implore u to G̷̩̥̊o for something different from medicine if u can't get d actual medicine, aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ besides geology seems more promising

♏̥γ̲̣̣̥ surname was misspelt I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Thε̲̣̣̣̥ economics teacher's register, from (fam.....) to famous, so since den ♏̥γ̲̣̣̥ class mates picked interest I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d name, so I just had a suffix like famous prof or prefix like don famous.

sekzy99:
Wow wow wow!!! Do you attend towergate school

Ŋø̲̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥ o, was that also applicable to d school?

Youngsage:
nice one donfamous! But nxt time try to do away with the blakberry fonts biko

»̶̥·̵̭̌✽̤̥̈̊Ơ̴̴͡k̶̲̅ǎ̜̍Ɣ̤̥̈̊·̵̭̌»̶̥-̶̯͡┈̥⌣, thnx for d advice, will try ♏̥γ̲̣̣̥ best next time

Boscojugunu:
ok

is ur email not working or u just refuse to ansa?

Pls I strongly recommend this useful piece for front page oga fynestboi
www.nairaland.com/1940383/things-make-mar-brilliant-student

InyinyaAgbaOku:
MW Anyakoha is the best physics textbook

so bad that I never heard about it sha

mesoade:
Very true,personal experience.

Through my JSS1-SS1 i was very good ,but when i started my SS2,i had a gf and my grades started dropping,her being my first love,i'll b thinking all day abt her nd stuffs like dat,i knew my grades were dropping bt i thought i really had nothing to do wit our relationship.
The whole thing was frustrating at first,I dat usually scores 90-70% nw started having scores as low as 40%,those that i'm defeating in class nd had respect 4 me started having little or no respect 4 me.
I thought i'l change thats it just a matter of tym,little did i knw that d greatest deceit is deceiving oneself,to cut d story shorter,i became used to d scores nd wasn't downcasted as i quondamly was.

We broke up,3rd term SS2. . lo and behold! My grades started rising i restored d mathematics geek that i was once was and the respect i once had.

My SS3 Was so fyn as i had had my waec in SS2(surprised?) nd was prep. 4 jamb . . I represented d skul in diff. Competitions,i wrote d NNPC(4th in d state) d olympiads(1st in d state) i wrote d cowbells(was sick,didn't evn bother checkin my position).

So what i'm i driving at?

I don't know for you,but for me and the experience i'd shared above,dating in sec.skul is not healthy atleast not for a geek!

ur relationship could have marred your ur intelligence, thank God you broke up on time, mayve it also affected MƐƐ aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ I dint know, well goodluck Bro, so which school are you now?, followed you, kindly follow back

kristein:
true talk.unlike me i was very gud bak in my juniour skul dayz,bt afta,startin from sss skul i nw began to diminish academically all bcs i was influence by friendz in chasin girls,we cal it "big boy tinz".bt as @ nw dt am plannin to further more to d higher institution,i tink it wil stop nd i'll pay mor focus nd attention to my studies..


@op-gud wrk there.

thnx, focus is all we need, thnx for sharing your experience

mesoade:
Biology=modern biology,new system biology(especially in endocrine glands).

Chemistry=new school chemistry(for explanations),lamlad's chemistry(for calculations and organic chemistry) . . Most ppl aint good in calculations under chemistry nd hate organic chemistry cos dey only read new school chemistry.

Physics=new school physics,senior secondary school physics(for explanations),lamlad's physics(for raw calculations)

thnx for d wonderful contribution

7. Over dependence on calculator 2+2= ? Even though you know it, you must still confirm from using your calculator, the best calculators ranges from casio 991ms to casio 991 -es, to casio 991-es +. These calculator can solve so many problems, like matrix, binary, denary, permutations etc, so we feel no need to understand those topics deep as long as u can punch your 2thousand naira calculator, forgetting that a day is coming where you won't be able to make you of them, by then u'll be totally confused, and you will feel that part of your body is missing lolz. Let's learn to minimise the use of things like this.



using tactics and codes remember then whenn we were asked to know the whole botanical names of grasses and legumes off hand, I was perplexed then but went to meet a class mate of ♏ine who later told MƐ that she knows her own by using it to compose a song, which I later did, I used code to know the trend of ionization energy, atomice radius etc in chemistry, used sentence in biology, to know the passage of air, (no person lacks voice teach better and best always) which mean, nose-pharynx-larynx-voice box- trachea-bronchus-bronchioles- alveoli,
Used the song (there shall be showers of blessing to know the first twenty elemen) hydrogen, helium, lithium, (follow d trend and u'll get it, for example when it gets to d place u'll shout showers of blessing( aluminium) u know its long lolz, so just be creative, and the bible says if anyone on you lacks wisdom let him ask.(d best advice so far) cos Gods wisdom is witout shadow of turning. God bless,

Correction, addition, subtraction, are all welcome

6. Choice of textbooks many people are confused about the type of textbooks to use, but if I'll advice, you should know some people who are experienced in your field and area of study, so they should able to advice, and also when preparing for exams especially external ones, you should combine 2-3 textbooks for a subject, in other to compare and contrast, and also for better understanding, for those that want to write jamb next year, lemme give you some textbooks that will be suitable, (for science students only.)
biology no biology text book as been able to displace modern biology, sO that the best text book for biology as far as I'♏ concerned, you can combine it witha any other of ur choice ,
chemistry new school chemistry is also the best I've used so far otherwise known as ababio chemistry, u can also combine with any other text book of ur choice
physics has no specific text books, most of them keep copying and pasting, used p,n okeke (senior second school physics) but dint enjoy it pretty much, used the over hyped principle of physics, its explanation is very good, but you have less problems to solve thinking that all is well till you get to the exam hall, the d best I've used do far is called science physics written by a man called Afolabi j.r, ( he gives at least 20 jamb questions on a particular topic from the original jamb past questions and he'll solve it accordingly, he also gives other past question from, neco waec gce, in some topics you'll AV about 70 questions in form of examples with reasonable answers
maths its still. New general maths, followed by comprehensive maths, (stands to be corrected)
English invisible teacher is highly recommendeable
So get the best textbooks by consulting people who knows better than you

4 Tutorial guy see these school Sabi book die, my friend that was just coming from a jets (junior engineering technician scientists) competition told MƐ, ehn ehn I responded, he went further by saying they came first in the competition, and that wasn't the koko, the main thing is that, they almost trippled the school that came seconds score, I was amazed,
So by the time we also organised our school jet competition, this guys came, and I've been told they are hot, ( a boy and a girl) so the competition was going on smoothly, it was exactly what I was Told, that's the way I met them, these guys never missed a question, moreover they were getting all the bonuses meant for others, that they also gave a wide differences between them (d first) and the school that came second, I was astonished by their prowess, then a friend who saw the was I was looking in awe came to MƐ and told MƐ he knows those guys, interested in what he was saying I listened carefully, he said they were his lesson mate, that the guys and the girl started the lesson right from when they were in jss1 and the both are the senior prefects of their school, (head boy and girl respectively), I really envied those guys, so lesson is good, but it can mar ppl also, many go there for dressing competition, to woo a fine babe, especially evening class, but some go there determined to succeed, was wondering how that my friend wasn't as good as those guys because I remember when he started the lesson in jss3, he was damn hot then, but later became cold, but anyway if you can afford it, try it. Most of their teachers are always trying to be creative, they'll give you short cut to solving problems, which are very useful in jamb and obj settings, they'll make sure you are being
Taught well, because that's their means of lively hood.


5. Friends who you are determines the type of people you'll see around you. That's the case of one guru, guy who later became senior prefect, his friends are damn hot!!! When it comes to book, I heard that whenever they are going home they do challenge one another, (there are about 5-6 of them) so when you are being asked a question and u don't get it right, they'll laugh and at times rubbish, so you as a person will want to revenge so you go home and read extra hard,
But my own case isn't like that, its only on test and exam day, you'll see MƐ and some my friends tackling one another with questions and from there you pick one or two points, and you are good to go, show MƐ your friends and I tell you who you are that's the case, a bad boy will move with his peeps, while if you are ready to succeed you'll walk with those who have the same mindset as you.

2. understanding oneself when the result of 2nd term SS2 came out, I pitied my friend samuel, because his result was below expectations, so he made up his mind to read like a mad dog the following term, when it was the following term he read to the extent that I was intimidated, how person go dey read and solve maths like this I said, he will read for hours but just have a little break, it was time for exam, again, we all wrote it and the result came out, but behold his performance wasn't different from that of last terms own, what's wrong, is it that his brain is now porous or what?
Also there are these twins who a geek, they can read from morning till night, or u AV to start begging them to stop, they found a cool spot in chemistry lab where they read anytime they are less busy, yet the this twin hardly get above 60%, then something must be wrong somewhere.
The answer is, many people doesn't understand themselves, u need to know the best time for you to read, I can't read overnight, neither can I read for 2 hrs without goin for atleast 30 min break, and the best time I read is when I've just woken up, be it in the morning or after a little nap, some peeps will tell you they assimilate best after listening to music, so don't over stress your brain, do what works for you, sometimes most of us read because our friends are reading, at last we get tired easily. Know the best time to read and time to solve arithmetic, like maths should be solved in the morning, mostly. And not in the afternoon when your brain is already hot, play when necessary, talk when its important, and read when ought to, reading 24/7 doesn't guarantee
1st class
3. school environment when I was in Jss2 after break like this when every one is still sweating like goats and at the same time preparing for the next periods, that's when a mosque close to us, will start praying loni ki kan ki kan, and before they tend to stop, a mini garage beside the school will start using their own mic to shout mowe ibafo, moew ibafo ewole ke Jo koo, ewo le ke sit down, that's how they will continue till some teachers will become frustrated, and at the end we gain Little or nothing after most break time.

Do not be obsessed, if my illustrations will be based only on secondary school experiences, because that's the only institutional experience I have for now.
This thread is purposely for those who are brilliant before but feels something is wrong somewhere now, or those who are facing difficulties in place of studies.
So my points will be analysed on double basis.
Teachers/lecturers I purposely had to put this as first, many students find it difficult to understand their lecturers because s/he(lecturers) haven't find a style or pattern to teach, some lecturers are sadist which makes their class dull and uninteresting, while some aren't even qualified for the job.
I remember when we went for gce, when we came back, peeps were just complaining, because only 40-50% of all what we were taught came out, where as some questions were totally strange,
Most teachers have been teaching for so many years but haven't developed an good pattern, had a physices teacher whom I can boast knows the whole physics text book off hand, ranging from the scheme of work to the last page, but alas! We don't enjoy his class, he might forget what he want to say, and he won't want to check the text books, so he might spend 30 min teaching a topic of 10 min, and when exam comes 90 % of the class will fail, physics isn't just a subject u can pick and start copying note, but how notes and lectures aren't complete,
Where as we have a geography teacher who teaches with passion, his style is he that he gives test but doesn't mark it, he comes to class unexpectedly, and gives u test, and you dare not get below average, his reason is that, during d general test we are prone to cheat, so this time around he's going to invigilate, Αnd immediately he is through, he flogs those who fail, and records the score instantly, so we are always prepared for his class no wonder every one of us passed his subject in waec, and his teaching is always accurate and straight to the point, and the ways he coordinates map reading class is d best. lalasticlala please help our brothers nd sisters sitting for jamb and waec

Unibenstudent:
what's up

na girl u find come here otondo

See this op sha!? U go dey give ur leaders reason to loot more. Smh

mainheart:
very soon Aba would take over from Lagos

in ur dreams ote!

Hehehehehe, only God knows when the youths of this country, will take a bold step, aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ fight for revolution,
We are busy hailing those milking us dry, they eat from d table aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ u can't even taste out of Their crumbs, yet we continue shouting gej till 20whatever, aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ apc change,
To be candid, I don't see any difference in d two, but I know one day, the youths will be tired of all these nonsense, when the ones that collects money are broke aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ irrelevant for d next four to five years, den we will come back to our senses,
God bless naija

I asked her for her post jamb score,
Her: what do you need it for
MƐƐ: I want to use it to play baba ijebu Ni

chimhigher:
WAS IT A CAT I SAW

epic!!!

Mhen dis pix are damn too funny

Nice one

adrelanine:
just admitted!! What's ur name.. 08100609100 that my numba .. U can what's app me!!

»̶̥·̵̭̌✽̤̥̈̊Ơ̴̴͡K̶̲̅Ǎ̜̍Ɣ̤̥̈̊·̵̭̌»̶̥-̶̯͡┈̥⌣ Bro, doing DAT now