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STFUareyouGod:
Sikiratu better hold me tight

Make u no go change your mind for anotherr bae I guess....

HARDDON:
Op, u r just one out of 7billion+ .

How cud u know

Ok.

dammywapes:
E ko shiii lo ...... Money is needed. No money no love.

Smile...

Jayjay0:
When will all this rubbish end

U Dey Vez Bro?

Some men are better than others. Yes, we’re all equal human beings, but nevertheless one can easily make the argument that some men are better people than other men.
An even easier argument to make is that some men are clearly better suited for being loving partners than others. Some men simply aren’t cut out for the job. This isn’t to say that they won’t one day be, but every man is the wrong man for you at some point in his life or another.
All people develop over time, learning and adapting different characteristics over years and years of trial and error. There are many characteristics that make a man a great man.
There are many characteristics that make a man a great man for a woman to have by her side. I’d argue that the two are the very same.

Here are the 12 characteristics that, in my opinion, if you find in a male partner prove he’s a keeper:

1. When he looks at you, he really looks at you.
If a man looks at you directly in your eyes, creating an invisible attraction that connects the two of you, then he isn’t simply looking at you; he’s looking into your soul.
He’s trying to get a glimpse of the person that remains hidden beyond your eyes – the you that you keep to yourself and yourself alone. He’s trying to find that essence that makes you, you; he’s looking to glimpse at your soul, but more than just that… he’s trying to introduce your soul to his.
There’s a very specific look that two people in love share. It’s a recognition of the deeper self of the other person. If your man looks at you in such a way, then consider yourself a lucky woman.

2. He’s a kind man, but not a pushover.
There are overly-aggressive men, who try to position themselves above everybody else. There are also weak-willed men who avoid all commitment and confrontation. You’d be better off staying away from both types of men.
There is a type of man who manages to combine the strengths of both power and sympathy. These men are kind at heart, yet brutal in battle. They don’t start fights, but finish them. That’s the type of man you want because he’s the type of man wise enough to pick and choose the best of both force and compassion.

3. He’s driven, but patient.
To live a good life, you need success because success is the standard we judge everything by. You don’t need to necessarily become a millionaire or a world champion of sorts, but little successes throughout life are pertinent to living a life of which you’re proud.
However, success – just like life – is a long and winding road. Without patience, you are likely to reach the end faster, but what the end will have to offer won’t likely be what you were aiming at. Take the journey and what it brings as it all comes.

4. He has incredibly ambitious dreams, but is down to earth nonetheless.
What woman doesn’t want a dreamer who’s both realistic and humble? It’s probably the ideal composition of any man – a man who wants the stars, but understands that he may only get the moon.
Yet, he doesn’t allow the realization to hinder his ambitions, nor does he allow his successes to blow up his ego. This sort of man will never stop doing his best to make your life better, but won’t promise you things he can’t deliver.

5. He can cook.
Let’s be honest… a man who knows his way around the kitchen is sexy. Take any average Joe and throw in some Iron Chef-inspired cooking skills and he gains at least two points. More than the sexual appeal, a man who can cook often prepares more of his own meals, tends to eat healthier and tends to be healthier overall. A healthy partner is a great partner for obvious reasons.

6. He’s physically active.
His being physically active is likely to lead to him being physically attractive – and more sexual active as well. It may not seem like a big deal right now, but if you’re in this for the long run or are, at the very least, considering it, then you’re going to want a man who exercises regularly. You have to keep in mind that men peak sexually very early in life. If he doesn’t stay physically active then chances are your sex life won’t be very physically active either.

7. He’s brilliant, but not cocky – well, a little bit cocky, but not too cocky.
If you found yourself an intelligent, wise and sharp man, then he may be a keeper. As long as he isn’t too cocky, of course. A man who’s a bit cocky is attractive – just like confident women.
We’re programmed to appreciate strength in every and any form. However, if he’s too cocky, then be wary. Those guys tend to balance on the fence between being bearably cocky and being complete assh*les. Sadly, the smarter ones tend to be dicks a lot of the time.

8. He has an uncanny ability to make you laugh and smile.
If you have a man who doesn’t make you laugh and smile, then you should end the relationship right now. To be honest, you probably shouldn’t have ever been in that relationship to begin with. The more he can make you giggle and light up, the more he deserves you.

9. He tells you he loves you although he doesn’t really have to – you can feel that he loves you.
Words are great – I make a living using them. However, they fall short in comparison to actions. Words, ideas, concepts, intentions… are all great and useful at the right time. Yet, actions are and always have been the most powerful forces on the planet.

It’s great if your man tells you he loves you because you surely enjoy hearing it; everybody does. Yet, if his actions constantly fall short and you find yourself hearing that he loves you, but not feeling it, then he doesn’t love you the way you should be loved. You can’t allow yourself to settle for that.

10. He’s willing to lose an argument for the sake of keeping the peace.
Couples argue. Every couple that has ever existed has had its fair share of arguments. People argue because they believe that they are right or simply wish to be right because it makes them feel better about themselves and, therefore, argue in order to achieve that feeling of righteousness.
Unfortunately, when it comes to arguments, if one person is right, then the other must be wrong. You deserve a man who doesn’t want to make you feel wrong – at least not when the argument is really over a matter of opinion.

11. Whenever you need any sort of help, he’s always offering to give you a hand.Again, the importance of his actions cannot be stressed enough. Men are pretty simple when it comes to loving someone – what you see is basically what they feel. When they are there for you, when they take care of you and do their best to keep you happy, they care for you.

You’re on your guy’s mind all the time because he loves you. He will do just about anything for you and won’t even think twice about helping you in a time of need.

12. Without you, he loses himself; you’ve become a part of him because he wants to keep a part of you.
When a man loves a woman, he wants a piece of her that he can call his own. It isn’t about her body, but her mind. It’s the way she thinks, the things she does, how she does them. What she likes and doesn’t like. What she believes to be important and what she believes to be trivial.
When a man loves a woman, he takes these little parts of her as his own. They become a part of him, change him and the way he thinks, the way he sees the world.
What is important to her becomes important to him. The way she does certain things becomes the way he does certain things. You both give up a little part of yourselves and adapt the other’s habits.

The man of your life is the man who loves you so much that he’s throwing away pieces of himself just to make room for pieces of you.

porchster:
tell me say u dey trip anyways u can send him pm

Smile.. I'm Short of words.

EndowedGentleman:
@OP. no 3 is so spot on meh. it makes me remember a day a girl told me she cud believe everything on earth, bt nt me been single.

Same thing happens to me several times At Mapoly Then..

Zceesneh:
am still single, don't know whether is my fault, am good looking, girls do stare at me everywhere i go to, buh each time i approach them , they will turn me down

Go for a research on how to woo ladies bro

20bc:
[color=teal]if I hear, them nor day... [/color]

Funny

sickstars:
Bullsh*t guys wud have a girl with the 12 traits nd still cheat

Lol

20bc:
[color=teal] Op where you go fit see such woman these days.... [/color]

Them still they For street tho..

obiorathesubtle:
13)... She knows how to ride the anaconda..

Yeah Thats true ma niqqa

Every once in a while – on very rare occasions – we meet the woman of our dreams. It’s always unexpected and almost never at a convenient point in our lives, but she appears nonetheless and changes your life forever.
The dynamics between man and woman have been gradually changing for the past few decades, but the essence of the partnership basically remains the same.
We are designed by nature in a way that allows two such opposites to join and make a whole. Finding your other half is a journey of its own – usually a grueling one at that.
If you are lucky enough to find that woman, that rare sunflower growing on a barren desert, then do right by yourself and hold on to her as tightly as you can – never, ever let her go.
Not all of us were so wise when we met the loves of our lives… and believe me when I say that we’re regretting it. If she has any combination of these 12 qualities then you should never let her go:

1. She’s smarter than you.
Every man needs a smarter woman to help him get through life in one piece. They say that behind every great man is a greater woman – they aren’t lying. Without woman, man is little more than an ego-trip.
Enter a smarter woman into his life and suddenly that ego has a purpose, a direction, and the wisdom not to screw everything up.

2. She’s beautiful.
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder – as long as you find her to be incredibly beautiful, according to your definition, then she is worth holding on to.
I feel that these days we have those that put too much emphasis on beauty and then those that are rebelling against the concept and giving little to no importance to beauty.
Beauty is something that has been reveled upon since humans had eyes; it’s not something that we should be ashamed of, but rather something we should learn to appreciate properly.

3. She’s kind and nurturing.
Good people are kind people. If she isn’t kind then she isn’t worthy of taking up a part of your life. Being a woman, being nurturing is very important as well. Some people may not want children.
In some relationships the man may be more nurturing than the woman. Nevertheless, women are born with/develop maternal instincts with age. If you wish to one day start a family then you want to be sure you found a woman who wants to be, and is suited to become, a mother.

4. She’s vivacious.
Life gets difficult from time to time. It can get boring and monotonous just as well.
Women weren’t created to entertain men – if anything, it’s probably the other way around – but having a woman who is lively, energetic and hungry for adventure will add a dynamic to your life that will only make you happier.

5. She loves you with all her heart.
This is, by far, the most important quality any woman can have. When a woman loves you she loves you with her entire soul. It’s not the same sort of love that men experience – men always were and always will be more egocentric than women.
Women, on the other hand, have the uncanny ability to devote themselves entirely to the person(s) they love. If you find a woman that truly loves you then you found the greatest gift in the universe.

6. She’s willing to make compromises.
People are stubborn – both male and female alike. We like things the way that we like them and aren’t especially open to making changes we don’t deem necessary to make. However, relationships require making compromises.
It’s just the way things have to work if you want them to work. Finding a woman who will make compromises is only half the battle, however. You’re going to have to make them just as well.

7. She feels like home.
Being in love, deeply in love, is like finding your place in the world, your home, for the first time in your life. It’s knowing that you are exactly where you ought to be and that there is nowhere in the world you’d rather be.If you look into her eyes and see your soul reflected in them, then you’re home. Don’t ever leave.

8. She is more than happy to tell you when you’re wrong.
Every man – and I mean every man – needs a woman who will call him out on his sh*t. Guys have an uncanny ability to make poor decisions and do stupid things.
Finding a woman who will keep you on track and tell you when you’re wrong can very well make or break your life.

9. She is strong, but feminine.
All people have a slightly different taste for the women they are attracted to – but they are all a combination of strength and femininity. A strong woman is a partner every man needs.
A feminine woman is… well, a woman. The two aren’t opposites. In fact, they are often one and the same – when found in a woman that knows how to hold her ground and be proud of who she is.

10. She’s passionate.
A life filled with passion is a life worth living. But living a life of passion alone is basically impossible. Passion exists between two living things – usually, in some way or another, between two individuals.
The beauty of passion is that it’s rather contagious. It’s the world’s most revered pathogen.

11. She’s driven.
I understand that some men want women to be stay-at-home wives. I also understand that there are plenty of women who want the very same. This sort of woman isn’t for me, but clearly some people are looking for just this.
Nevertheless, you still want a woman that is driven. If she wants to stay at home, cook, clean, and take care of the children, then make sure she’s the kind of woman that wants to be the best stay-at-home mom she could possibly be. Without drive, there is no purpose.

12. She means the world to you.
Sometimes we love a person beyond imagination and we aren’t sure why. To be truthful, you don’t really need a reason. If you love her and can’t imagine your life without her, then don’t allow yourself to lose her.
If she means that much to you, then understand that she means that much to you. Too often people don’t realize what the other person means to them until they lose them. We always think that there will be another chance, that it’s possible that the two of you will one day reconnect.
Maybe. But the opposite is also true. You may have lost her forever. You may suffer for years and years because you let go of the most important thing in your life. Don’t take the risk.


Feel free to add yours too..

Chief Ayo Opadokun, ex-scribe of the National Democratic Coalition has commended the national budget of 2016 year presented by President Muhammadu Buhari on December 22, Tuesday.

Vanguard reports that speaking with the newsmen during the 13th edition of Ayo Opadokun’s Christmas Carol in Offa, Kwara state he defined the N6.08 trillion budget as the best ever in Nigeria’s history.

Opadokun said with the allocation of a big part of the budget to capital expenditure, the country is moving towards real change, all round transformation, growth and development.
He added that since the discovery of Nigeria as a country, the nation has never distributed such a huge proportion of resources to infrastructural development. On the breakdown of the budget, Opadokun said with the 30% votes for capital expenditure, as well as a sensible part for education, the nation has begun a journey of certainty and reality.
According to him, Buhari’s budget provides careful and adequate attention to all sectors and technically represents the wider interests, aspirations and joint wishes of all Nigerians.
Nigeria’s 2016 budget triples investment spending in a bid to stimulate growth while seeking to lower the country’s dependence on oil.
The budget totals 6.08 trillion naira ($30.8 billion, 28 billion euros).
The country’s economy suffered from the fall in oil prices, which averaged $122 a barrel in June 2014 but was now trading at around $39.

obiorathesubtle:
Like if you think the op is a complete asswipe.







Op.. We'll let the masses decide your ness.

Fool

lol

Yes. That is true..

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Na so! Cutie...

Don't be annoyed Bro.

OK Ladies! Here is the version of the guys, kindly confirm if it’s true and the cute guys on here should correct or add more to the disadvantages. I promise to share the one of female soon (i.e Disadvantage Of Being Pretty).
Am sure you are going to criticize me for this piece of crap but you can still gain something if you read between the lines and show more interest in it.This post is not about me for those who have seen my pic before cos i’m one ugly guy and am sure you can confirm that [HERE]…..lol

I’d say i’m a pretty handsome guy, and girls tell me so so i have no reason to argue. but I did notice that it only started later in my life, i guess i matured well idk.Plus i work out more, eat healthier and dress better than I used to, so i’m sure that makes a difference.
So I have noticed a stark difference in the way i’m treated (remember i live in the Nigeria so it may be different for Nigerian readers)


1. Gays – Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It’s annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I’m not an so i refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination

2. Older Women – Older women are pushy and aggressive and don’t know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they’re openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention.

3. Assumed to be a player – Women assume you’re a player for no reason. They’ll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time.

4. Jealous Men – The most women think im handsome the more men want to fight or beef me. They constantly think I’m trying to compete with them, and CONSTANTY beefing and fighting are key. What makes it worst is a lot of their girlfriends will try to give them an impression that they like you so that their boyfriend can fight you and she can feel like he loves her more. Men become more preoccupied with you and your motives and life becomes more dramatic and complex.

5. Being called gay – The stereotype in the Nigeria is if you’re an attractive well dress man you’re gay as Nigerians[b][/b] expect their men to be simple dressers and not good looking.

6. Attracting useless women – Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You’ll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks.

7. Amebor – Everyone’s in your business and wants to know who you’re sleeping with.

8. Voltrons – You get women that you don’t want that won’t leave you alone no matter what. They’ll stalk your facebook liking everything you do, constantly talk about you, and acting like you’re their best friend. A lot of them will being acting like they’re your best friend before they tell you their name. You can always find these if they use your name in every sentence while talking to you.

9. Women playing games with your name – lastly, women will use your name to play games. If you joke with one she’ll tell everyone you were flirting with her. If you flirt with her she’ll tell everyone you guys were ‘talking’ or ‘had something’. If you sleep with one girl, any girl you like they will tell that one girl that you slept with the previous girl. They’ll gossip with your name to build themselves up and to tear down your chances with other women out of jealousy.
Like i said, I’ve probably matured well but it didn’t used to be this way. Either way I’m happy with the way I look now.

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GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually
she
drops you for another guy. Calculate the
percentage
of time wasted. (20mks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she
gave it to another guy. Using Trigonometric
identities, Derive a general formula for this type
oflove. (20mks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and
every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy
and an iPhone 6s
a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones.
(15mks)
b) Use your graph to estimate your future
poverty (5mks)
4. You are dating peoples' sisters yet you don't
want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate
the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. Take
Pi=3.142 (20mks)
GOOD LUCK

I belong to no. 2 and 3 If you do me i do you, god no go vex..

UNIPORT

The five candidates for the 2015 BBC African Footballer of the Year have been revealed during a special live launch broadcast in Johannesburg, South Africa.
Algeria’s Yacine Brahimi, the 2014 winner, is on the shortlist along with Gabon’s Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Ghanaian Andre Ayew, Senegal’s Sadio Mane and Yaya Toure of Ivory Coast.
The winner will be decided by African football fans, who have until 18:00 GMT on 30 November to vote for their choice.
Who do you want to be the BBC African Footballer of the Year 2015?
- See more at: http://www..ng/2015/11/15/bbc-african-footballer-of-the-year-2015-see-shortlist-vote-now/#sthash.dbnpuwY2.dpuf

Attacker named as Ismaïl Omar Mostefai
One of the attackers has been named in French media as Ismaïl Omar Mostefai.
The 29-year-old Frenchman was identified from a finger found at the site of the Bataclan massacre, Agence France-Presse reports.
This apparently matched fingerprints on police files. Mostefai had a criminal record, but reportedly had not served time in jail.The brother and father of Mostefai have been taken into police custody, and their homes have been searched.
Mostefai’s older brother reportedly told AFP he had not had contact with his younger brother for several years
It’s believed that Mostefai was the attacker referred to by the Paris prosecutor, François Molins, who told reporters on Saturday that one of the terrorists was a French national from the southern Paris suburb of Courcouronnes.
The man, born in 1985, had a criminal record and had been flagged as an extremist as early as 2010, the prosecutor said.

-France plans to go ahead with a global climate change summit in Paris at the end of the month despite a wave of deadly attacks that killed 129 people in the capital, Australian Associated Press reports.
The conference “will be held because it’s an essential meeting for humanity”, prime minister Manuel Valls told TF1 television. He said the summit would also be an opportunity for world leaders to show their solidarity with France after the attacks.
About 118 world leaders are expected to attend the opening day of the conference, which runs from 30 November to 11 December and is due to nail down a global deal to limit rising greenhouse gas emissions.
In Washington, officials confirmed that US president Barack Obama and secretary of state John Kerry still planned to attend. Overall, between 20,000 and 40,000 delegates are expected.
“Security at UN climate conferences is always tight but understandably it will be even tighter for Paris,” said Nick Nuttall, spokesman of the UN climate change secretariat in Bonn. The United Nations has the main responsibility for security inside the conference venue at Le Bourget, to the north of the capital.
Organisers of a march to press for climate action planned for Paris on 29 November, the eve of the summit, said they would meet on Monday “to discuss ways forward”, said Alice Jay, director of the citizens’ campaign group Avaaz and one of the organisers.

Most Nigerian students get confused when it comes to choosing the actual JAMB subjects for the courses they intend to study.

In this piece, you get to see a list of courses offered in Nigerian Tertiary Institutions and their JAMB subject combination.

Listed below are some courses and their required JAMB subject combination.

Note: It is obvious that Use of English is compulsory for all JAMB candidates.

1- ENGINEERING
Maths, Phy, Chem

2- M.B.B.S
Bio, Phy, Chem

3-NURSING
Phy, Bio, Chem

4-COMPUTER SCI.
Maths, Bio, Phy

5-PHARMACY
Bio, Phy, Chem

6-BIOCHEMISTRY
Bio, Phy, Chem

7-INDUSTRIAL CHEM
Maths, Phy, Chem

8-GEOLOGY
Geography, Phy, Chem

9-MATHEMATICS
Maths, Phy, Chem

10-MICROBIOLOGY
Bio, Phy, Chem

11-ECONOMICS
Maths, Econs, any other social science subject

12-SOCIOLOGY
Maths, Econs, any other social science subject

13-PSYCHOLOGY
Maths, Econs, any other social science subject

14-POLITICAL SCI
Maths, Econs, any other social science subject

15-PUBLIC ADMIN
Maths, Econs, any other social science subject

16-ACCOUNTING
Maths, Econs, any other social science subject

17-BUSINES ADMIN
Maths, Econs, any social science

18-BANKING AND FINANCE
Maths, Econs, any other social science subject

19-LAW
Literature, Econs, any other art subject

20-MASS COMM
Literature, Econs, any other art subject

21-LINGUISTIC
Literature, Econs, any other art subject

22-PHYLOSOPHY
Literature, Econs, any other art subject

23-ENGLISH AND LITERARY STUDIES
Government, Econs, any other art subject.

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If she's guilty, there's a good chance she wants to be more than friends.

1.This all relates back to the basics of how to attract women through texting. You never want to seem over-eager, or invest a lot more than she does. “Investment” here can be measured in text message length, amount of emotional content, how many texts get responded to, and how quickly you answer her texts.
The same signals work in reverse. So if she's responding more quickly, more often, and with longer and more emotional messages than you are sending, there’s a decent chance that she’s interested in you.

2. She’s the last woman standing
While some women will proposition their friends (or at least drop hints), most tend to hang around, structure an opportunity for you to make a move, and see what you do.
So if your friend never seems to leave the party or the night on the town before you do, she’s probably into you—or she’s the world’s best "party friend." This counts double if she makes things happen such that the two of you will be alone at the end of the night (e.g. asking you for a ride home).
You can also test to see if she’ll accompany you on mundane tasks and errands. Ask her to keep you company while you go shopping or drop off dry cleaning. If she does, she’s either got nothing to do or she really likes spending time with you.

3. There’s sexual tension where there wasn’t any before
When a friend wants you, there’s almost always some physical/sexual tension. This is different from when you’re attracted to someone you don’t know, where the first few steps are usually about spending time together and getting to know each other. But if you’re already friends, you’ve presumably done a lot of that already. Her wanting you means that she wants to take things to the next level.
If there’s more sex talk and sexual joking in her conversation with you than there was before, that might be her way of showing that she wants you. Similarly, if she starts dropping hints about how "it’s been a while," she might be signaling that she’s not currently sleeping with someone—and that it’s time to make your move.

4. She’s “touchier” with you
One thing we teach a lot at Love Systems is that “body language rarely lies." If she touches you more than she touches her other male friends (usually on the arm, shoulder, back, etc.), she might be showing her intentions.
If she's starting to make those moves, use the “ping test." Touch her arm or hand when you make a point or tell a joke. Does she find an excuse to touch you back? Throw your arm around her playfully–does she seem uncomfortable, or does she curl in?
One warning: Some women don’t like to be touchy-feely in public, or where their friends can see them. Test this out somewhere private.

5. You’re funnier all of a sudden
A classic way for a woman to show she’s attracted to a man is to laugh at his jokes. Having a good sense of humor is important for meeting and attracting women anyway.
If she seems to laugh at little louder and more quickly at your jokes than she does with other guys in your social circle, she might be sending signals. Or your sense of humor just happens to appeal to her—and that's a good sign, too.

6. She’s randomly up-to-date about your life
She follows you on Facebook and “liked” you status update about getting off work early. She commented that your new profile photo looks great. When you run into her, she asks you how that new restaurant was—because you posted last week that you were going to check it out. This is the social media equivalent of making eye contact at a party, and it’s just as good of a sign of her interest.
It doesn’t have to be online. Does she notice every time you have a haircut or get a new outfit? Does she ask you how your date went last Thursday? If she’s not typically like that, it means that she’s paying attention to you.

7.This seems illogical to the male brain, but often a woman who has a crush on you will try to set you up with someone else—especially if she’s seen you a bunch of times and you haven’t made a move yet.
Regardless of the situation, be flattered if this happens. It means she sees you as being attractive enough to stake her own reputation on. And if your friend is single, it’s almost always a good sign if she’s interested in your dating life—even if she’s supposedly trying to set you up with someone else.

Be smart when[b][/b] u noticed this bae show this sign to you....No go dull your self like me
#Don Baba.. I be bad guy oo.. No try am with me

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