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I am just confused.. So i need more enlightenment from my co nairalanders on the difference between "COAT and SUIT"

RadicallyBlunt:
Op wrong quote. This is d right one "I love his money and I believe babajuju will help to make him love me

How u go give love weh wife material deserve to lady weh love ur money and not u.

Got that.. U said it all...

Decker:
It all depends on the girls perception of love and what it should be and what she actually wants from the relationship.

To some, it's providing what they need. Once the guy provides what they need, they are happy. To them that's love.

To some, it's the love making. The sex. That's their own definition of affection. If the guy can make them feel good, they are happy.

To some is protection. If the guy can offer them some kind of protection and security, then they are okay.

But generally, girls have an inherent attraction to men who are rough with them. Men who boss them around. Men who act like they are in charge. I can't explain it, but that's just how women are wired.

Got that! Noted.

jaymejate:
[size=15pt]Don't mind them, they follow the guy with sweet words.
At times they follow the body physique or Money.
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I think you have a point. Noted!

I just observe that ladies of nowadays do not give attention to guys that love them for real, Instead they will rather follow the guy that don't even love or care about them. and keep saying this pissing statement. " I really love him, and i believed he loves me too".. Imagine that statement? Guys what do you think about this?

60k, Thats expensive ooo Mtn 2,500 every two weeks.

I guess she mistakenly mistook ijebu weed for the curry wey she put for the Christmas rice wey she cook.

auntysimbiat:
HUMAN BEING N EVIL .. na wa oo

**Fool*** This one na photoshop

What would you do if you got this alert today?
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Alert:Credit
Acct:232xxxx764
Amt:N4,200,000,000
Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI (NSA) 24 DEC 15
By: 24-Dec-2015. 15:59:26
Bal: N4,216,549.56
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A. Report to EFCC
B. Keep quiet
C. Run out of the country
D. Withdraw it immediately
E. Tell ur Mallam or boka
..be sincere
Compliments of d season..

Nellybank:
May the soul of our English Language rest in perfect peace - Amen

Noted!

LETTER OF LEAVING SCHOOL.
Daer Sir
I'm writter this letter with haters and tell you that I'm leave your school for good enough.
The why of the leave it is because at your school, the teachers are beat us very harmful and very sad. Sometimes one day of once upon a time, I wanted to cried but my friends telled me a man is a sheep he is not a cry. I was silent but vibrating in and out.
Another why is because of discriminate, we writted a test and I'm cheated, I get 20% that I'm not deserved. The teachers says my head is dead. Oh, it pained me too much.
I will tell you plenty things when you want us early in the morning but Sir you must know it is very ice in the morning, blanket is not want to be removed from body, I wake up early but I am come late. I'm write exzam study at another school.
Great your wife and childish. Pliz tell all childs of school that I'm say good bye for ever and ever amen.
Your's faithfool
Solo
REPLY FROM THE PRINCIPAL.
Jesu....dis guy are a first classed idiot...only an letters he cant written comfortedly..this was some insult on top of my schooling respectation..I knows all the types of teachers on this our schools carry a PHD inside their curse on the uniferzity...and he even have some of the rights to told me to great the childish on the schools...ehhh maybe he are a cultish boy..he wanted to implication this childrens inside his cultness..I am really unbearable towards this letter..Mtchee I guessed him are repeated elementary six..Infact as a matter on fats, I have sack you as a student..nunsince..
Yours principality
Mr. Fejiro.
Don't laugh alone,carry person join body b4 u go laugh o

1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey kampe.

2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow yanfu yanfu. And come put me next to stream make my body thermocool.

3. E panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness because of Hin name.

4. Walaii! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join boko haram reach valley of the shadow of death sef, liver no go fail me. Your rod and staff nko? Na so dem dey like backbone dey comfort me.

5. You don arrange good fufu and Amala on top table make I chop. See bad belle people dey look waa waa. You rub me for head with vaseline intensive lotion. My cup come be like River Niger dey troway dey go.

6. True true, better life and mercy go dey follow me till I quench. And I go tanda for God house... lai lai I no go comot for wia better dey. God Almighty, Na you biko!

AMEN!

What is GOBE?
GOBE is when u give a beautiful girl a lift and she
faints in your car. You take her to the hospital
and when you get there, the doctor says she's
pregnant and congratulates you that you are
going to be father very soon. You then shout that
you are not the father and the girl says you are
the father....
Things are now getting GOBEFUL.

You require a DNA test to prove you are not the
father...
Things are now getting GOBESTIC when the
doctor
comes with the result saying you can not be a
father because you are infertile... You are
relieved, but on your way home you remember
you
are married with three kids at home!....
Now you are extremely GOBECIOUS.

Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father
of those kids... You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father. You are now
GOBEDED

tafrica:
Mynd44 or whoever is in the best position should either lock this thread or remove it.

This is a copy of Cramjones' thread. OP copied his words and some pictures. Theft of Intellectual property shouldn't be encouraged at all.

I implore Seun, Ishilove, Lalasticlala to bring this thread down.

Don't insult me please, I'm not a hater.

This is the original thread from CramJones.
www.nairaland.com/2827714/see-what-happens-nigeria-does

Fool

Team M.S.N Rock The Top 6.. Up Barcelona

This are the 30 top club scorers in 2015 (from the 12 best-ranked leagues)! Does your striker make the list?

1. RONALDO, Real Madrid C.F., ESP: 55 goals
2. MESSI, FC Barcelona, ESP: 49
2. LEWANDOWSKI, FC Bayern München, GER: 49
4. SUÁREZ, Barcelona, ESP: 46
5. IBRAHIMOVIC, PSG - Paris Saint-Germain FRA: 45
6. NEYMAR, Barcelona, ESP: 43
7. AUBAMEYANG, Borussia Dortmund, GER: 42
8. ADURIZ, Athletic Club, ESP: 38
9. MÜLLER, Bayern, GER: 36
10. HIGUAÍN, SSC Napoli, ITA: 35
11. CAVANI, Paris, FRA: 33
12. JONAS, Sport Lisboa e Benfica, POR: 32
12. KANE, Tottenham Hotspur, ENG: 32
14. GIROUD, Arsenal, ENG: 31
15. DE JONG, PSV, HOL: 30
16. GRIFFITHS, Celtic FC, SCO: 29
16. LUKAKU, Everton Football Club, ENG: 29
16. GRIEZMANN, Atlético de Madrid, ESP: 29
19. AGÜERO, Manchester City FC, ENG: 27
19. DOST, VfL Wolfsburg, GER: 27
21. BACCA, A.C. Milan, ITA: 26
22. HERNÁNDEZ, Bayer 04 Leverkusen Fussball, GER: 25
22. BENZEMA, Madrid, ESP: 25
22. A. ROONEY, Aberdeen Football Club, SCO: 25
22. FERNANDÃO, Fenerbahçe, TUR: 25
22. DE BRUYNE, Man City, ENG: 25
27. GOMEZ, Beşiktaş, TUR: 24
28. BATSHUAYI, OM | Olympique De Marseille, FRA: 23
29. HALLER, Utrecht, NED: 22
29. ICARDI, F.C. Internazionale Milano, ITA: 22
29. BEAUVUE, OL - Olympique Lyonnais, FRA: 22

RexKexMilann:
I Don't Buy your Number 2 Though.


G>M>W.

Smile..

1. You can't love someone who doesn't love himself or herself
2. Find God and find yourself a Good Woman. With these two in place, the money question will sort itself out.
3. A Real Man is not measured by how many women he has slept with but by how many women he has told, " Sorry, I'm already taken."
4. There is a certain type of woman you need to avoid at all costs. The woman who thinks beauty is more important than character
5. A Relationship does not validate your existence.
6. Practice the discipline of walking away from someone you really want. That is what separates Men from Boys, Queens from Sluts.
7. Never UnCloth a woman you haven't first dressed with a Wedding Ring.
8.The most dangerous people in the dating business, are people who have been lied to, cheated on and played.
9. Put God first, family next. Everything with sort itself out.
10. Don't call a Woman cheap because she has been easy for you to get. For all you know, she may be hard to catch for others but easy to you cause she likes you.
11. Less entertainment, more education.
12. Perfect women or men don't exist. Good women or men are everywhere.
13. Never impregnate a woman with a BABY before you impregnate her with VISION
14. If you love someone let them know. If you dont love someone, don't lead them on, let them know too.
15. Ultimately, a man or woman can cheat on you but Jesus will never cheat on you. So before getting a partner, get Jesus first.
I wish you a glorious 2016!!!!

TruthisGOD:
Built with $1.5 billion, but Dauski squandered $2.1 billion for no just cause

TIred for this country i swear..

Better days ahead for nigeria tho.

This is the world's longest ocean bridge located in China. It spans 26 miles and took four years to build. It cost more than $1.5 billion to complete and has a life expectancy of 100 years. Now, ask our leaders to build this bridge in Nigeria and we will go bankrupt. Second Niger Bridge in Onitsha that is a mere 1.5 kilometers (about one mile) is costing over N100 billion naira, that is over $500 million dollars at N190 to $1. Nigerians, please let us invite China to come and build fourth mainland bridge in Lagos and other bridges and let us pay toll for 100 years. The same China built 30,000 megawatts of electricity at $29 billion. We have spent over $50 billion on darkness. Tomorrow somebody would argue that we are normal human beings. Chinese don't have mosques and churches scattered all over the place. They have no Imams, pastors, no 'men of God", no daddy and mummy GOs. Yet, many of us deceive ourselves "praying", "casting" and "binding", looking for miracles, hawking miracles, signs and wonders and thinking that one day "God will help us". Before you talk with an average Nigerian, he tells you "by God's grace". What that means, I do not know. We steal, cheat, kill, discriminate and on Fridays and Sundays, we flock to mosques and churches, paying 10 per cent of our loot to some funny characters called men of God....... Shame on this nation.

fbtowner:
Abeg make dem give the babe beans (ewa aganyi) with fried fish. She will testify

#Koret

Cutehector:
lol, bobo juice neva existed wen i was ur age .. We took nutri c

Naso... Nutri C, Qondex miilk and Sobo

sammysammy111:
How i wish my wife to be,
will portray d old time religion

Smile

Drop your comments

mployer:
Even David loves someone else

Abi oo.. Ladies with there love sha.. Its good to love truly tho...

So funny

petkruz:
I love u david,you do all these things.

Got that.. Noted...

sirthisthickkal:
Probably you a telemundo addict or you watch too much korean soap operas.

SMILE

STFUareyouGod:
she needs to know I've got loads of BF material in me

LMAO