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ahhh ahhh ...

I pity the baby and d late mum....

APC the party that is easy like ABC

oh lord of mercy pls have mercy on us ..this is getting out of hand every day..boko haram evry where

boko haram ...ur end is coming so soon...I mean wat I say

she just dey disturb her twins..

;Di met my girlfriend in a public toilet .. when I mistakenly enter female part ;Di met my girlfriend in a public toilet .. when I mistakenly enter female part

THE LOVER BOY:-
they come into the mall with their girlfriend, they help her to pick anything she desire, they settle the bill and help her to carry the shoping items out

THE QUICK PHOTOGRAPHERS:-
this people go round the sectors of the mall pretending they're searching for an item. They snap pix at every part of the mall, they may not but anything at the end of the day

THE INQUISITIVES:-
when you meet this kind of people in a shoping mall,they throw question like WWTBAM, this people be like bros have u taste this bread b4
bros:-yeah its so fantastic
inquis..:- when u taste am e sweet shey?

SMART PHONE ADDICTS:-
they're busy on their smartphone like their life depends on it.they hardly concentrate on what they are in the mall for

THE ILLETRATE!:-
maybe its their first time being in a mall or wtf! They just come in like a raster if its a girl she comes in and keep staring at every nook and croony of the mall

THE LOVER BOY[b][/b]

Both of this actor are doing very well in the film industry, and i heard the duo are trained under one boss, which make their comedy look sligthly alike.
So between golugo and sanyeri who will you go for?

Every body needs freedom shey? Leave 'em...

jacabi:
It would have been better, if they were going there because of the masses and the betterment of nigeria but majority are going there because of their pockets. Until when our name is more important to us than our pocket, we may still continue this way. #GodRescueNigeria

yeah some of them are going their because of their pocket, i can say all of them because if not for the sale money the would have continue on the career. But due to the aim of getting more richer,that's why they wanna venture in the so call buisness(politics) they're not for the masses

For the past few years, Nigerian actors and actresses have turned to politician for extra money and for additional fame.
For Example; Nkiru Sylvanus (Imo State Govt), Okey Bakassi (Imo State Govt), Bob Manuel Udokwu (Anambra state Govt), RMD(Delta State Govt) and many more.

Recently, Desmond Elliot (actor), Kate Henshaw(actress),9ice(musician), Tony Tetuila(musician) and many more have declared their interests in Nigerian politics come 2015 Elections.
I don't know whether they're going for the benefit of adults and we youth, or they're going in the name of getting more cash or fame.
Share your view on this issue. As a Nigerian will you vote for them?

Abatemtem: Now that I've known them,what shudda goan do nw??

if u dont know the next thing to do...go k*ll ur self ill diot (idi*t)

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These are just the strange ten thing u might not know about your self, some may know it but if u don't know b4 u will know now


(1)Your stomach is smarter than you think
Your stomach has more neurons than many animals have in their actual brains; its collection of neurons is so complex, that some call it a “second brain” for humans. While other parts of the body – the palms of your hands, for instance – also have high levels of neurons, your stomach is unique in that it can effectively think for itself, meaning that you can digest food without having to think about it. Ever been nervous, irritable, or content for apparently no reason at all? Ever found yourself unable to concentrate after an enormous meal? Chances are, your stomach is partly to blame – all the more reason to eat wisely.
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You are as hairy as a chimp
This statement might seem to be untrue as soon as you glance in the mirror (unless you suffer from hypertrichosis), but you are indeed as hairy as most other primates. Just like chimps, we have hair all over our bodies – only it’s much finer and shorter than that of our furry cousins. Per square inch of our body we have an average of 500-1000 hair follicles.
And the hairiest creature? The sea otter puts all other animals to shame, with nearly a million hairs per square inch.
(3)
You are a miracle
Biology teachers often begin the year by applauding their students: “Well done,” they say. “You’ve already done the hardest thing you will ever have to do.” When the students look bemused, the teacher will explain. Everybody began as a perfectly symmetrical ball of cells – yet we’ve all ended up having a front, a back, and sides. How can a spherical cell end up forming orifices as complex as eyes, ears, and nostrils? It has to flatten, twist, and push itself into shape. This forms the first orifice you have – your anus. Typically, this becomes the biology teacher’s second joke: All humans start as arses – it’s just that some remain as arses for their whole lives.

(4)You are part-virus
One of the bigger surprises unearthed by the Human Genome Project was exactly how much of our DNA has been contributed by viruses. Viruses can’t reproduce on their own – so some viruses have to insert their DNA into a host cell in order to be copied. If the virus inserts itself into a sperm or egg cell, then the resulting offspring may carry the virus DNA in every one of its cells. This has happened so often in human evolution that no less than 9% of our genome is directly derived from viruses.

(5)
Your body is younger than you are
You are changing all the time. You inhale, you exhale, you eat, and you excrete. You take in molecules and expel others constantly. If you are over the age of puberty, then it is likely that not a single part of your body ever belonged to your baby self. This leads to an interesting problem, still hotly debated by philosophers: if every part of you is different today, are you still the same person you were at birth?
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You are partially blind
Unfortunately, your eyes have a design fault: both of them have a blind spot. This blind spot is large enough to cause problems for those who lose sight in one eye. Thankfully for most of us, the fact that we have two eyes means that the blind spots go unnoticed.
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You can count without counting
When you are presented with groups of up to four objects, you don’t need to count them to figure out how many there are. For these small groups, you have an instinctive grasp of the number of items. Members of the Piraha tribe in Brazil don’t have any numbers in their language, and so they’re unable to count – yet even the Piraha are able to comprehend numbers up to four.
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You may have no free will
It’s often a very violent debate: are you free to make your own decisions, or are your decisions shaped by forces beyond your control? Many arguments have been put forward on both sides of the debate, but here I will focus on the experiment carried out on a patient by Benjamin Libet.
Libet, while observing the patient’s brain, told him to move his hand whenever he wished. Libet found that the brain registered a desire to move the hand, even before the man himself was aware of this desire. This suggests that we may act impulsively, without actually making a decision. It only seems to us afterwards that we did something from our own free will, since we rationalize our action after it happens.
(10)
You have stripes
Many mammals have stripes: cats can have very clear lines, or patches, which develop as certain cells start expressing different genes, and then pass the variation on to other cells. Humans are no different – it is simply that our stripes are usually invisible. You can usually only see these stripes – called Blaschko’s Lines – when a disease affects one type of cell, but not a neighbouring type.... U may have some addition or subtraction to this post.. Kindly post it we're here to learn more

From 1976 (when it was first identified) through 2013, fewer than 1,000 people per year have been infected. [ 1 ] [ 4 ]The largest outbreak to date is the ongoing 2014 West Africa Ebola outbreak, which is affecting Guinea, Sierra Leone, Liberia, and Nigeria. [ 5 ] [ 6 ]As of August 2014, more than 1,750 suspected cases have been reported. [ 7 ]Efforts are going on to develop a vaccine; however, none yet exists. [ 1 ]
Signs and symptoms
Symptoms of Ebola. [ 8 ]
Signs and symptoms of Ebola usually begin suddenly with am influenza-like stage characterized by fatigue, fever, headaches, and joint, muscle, and abdominal pain. [ 9 ] [ 10 ]Vomiting, diarrhea and loss of appetiteare also common. [ 10 ]Less common symptoms include: sore throat, chest pain, hiccups, shortness of breath, and trouble swallowing. [ 10 ]The average time between contracting the infection and the start of symptoms is 8 to 10 days, but it can vary between 2 and 21 days. [ 10 ]Skin manifestations may include a maculopapular rash(in about 50% of cases). [ 11 ]Early symptoms of EVD may be similar to those of malaria, dengue fever, or other tropical fevers, before the disease progresses to the bleeding phase. [ 9 ]
In 40–50% of cases, bleeding from puncture sites and mucous membranes(e.g. gastrointestinal tract, nose, vagina, and gums) has been reported. [ 12 ]In the bleeding phase, which typically starts 5 to 7 days after first symptoms [ 13 ]internal and subcutaneous bleeding may present itself through reddening of the eyesand bloody vomit. [ 9 ]Bleeding into the skin may create petechiae, purpura, ecchymoses, and hematomas(especially around needle injection sites). Types of bleeding known to occur with Ebola virus disease include vomiting blood, coughing it upor blood in the stool. Heavy bleeding is rare and is usually confined to the gastrointestinal tract. [ 11 ] [ 14 ]In general, the development of bleeding symptoms often indicates a worse prognosis and this blood loss can result in death. [ 9 ]All people infected show some symptoms of circulatory systeminvolvement, including impaired blood clotting. [ 11 ]If the infected person does not recover, death due to multiple organ dysfunction syndromeoccurs within 7 to 16 days (usually between days 8 and 9) after first symptoms. [ 13 ]
Causes
Main articles: Ebolavirus (taxonomic group)and Ebola virus (specific virus)
Life cycles of the Ebolavirus
EVD is caused by four of five viruses classified in the genus Ebolavirus, family Filoviridae, order Mononegavirales. The four disease-causing viruses are Bundibugyo virus(BDBV), Sudan virus(SUDV), Taï Forest virus(TAFV), and one called simply, Ebola virus(EBOV, formerly Zaire Ebola virus)). Ebola virus is the sole member of theZaire ebolavirusspecies, and the most dangerous of the known Ebola disease-causing viruses, as well as being responsible for the largest number of outbreaks. [ 15 ]The fifth virus, Reston virus(RESTV), is not thought to be disease-causing in humans. The five Ebola viruses are closely related to the Marburg viruses.
Transmission
It is not entirely clear how Ebola is spread. [ 16 ]EVD is believed to occur after an ebola virus is transmitted to an initial human by contact with an infected animal's body fluids. Human-to-human transmission can occur via direct contact with blood or bodily fluids from an infected person (including embalmingof an infected dead person) or by contact with contaminated medical equipment, particularly needles and syringes. [ 17 ]Semen is infectious in survivors for up to 50 days. Transmission through oral exposure and through conjunctivaexposure is likely [ 18 ]and has been confirmed in non-human primates. [ 19 ]The potential for widespread EVD infections is considered low as the disease is only spread by direct contact with the secretions from someone who is showing signs of infection. [ 17 ]The quick onset of symptoms makes it easier to identify sick individuals and limits a person's ability to spread the disease by traveling. Because dead bodies are still infectious, some doctors disposed of them in a safe manner, despite local traditional burial rituals. [ 20 ]
Medical workers who do not wear appropriate protective clothing may also contract the disease. [ 21 ]In the past, hospital-acquiredtransmission has occurred in African hospitals due to the reuse of needles and lack of universal precautions. [ 22 ] [ 23 ]
Airborne transmission has not been documented during previous EVD outbreaks. [ 2 ]They are, however, infectious as breathable 0.8– to 1.2-μm laboratory-generated droplets; [ 24 ]because of this potential route of infection, these viruses have been classified as Category A biological weapons. [ 25 ]Recently, the virus has been shown to travel without contact from pigs to nonhuman primates, although the same study failed to achieve transmission in that manner between primates

No b u go tell me say aeroplane dey fly for air i don know before. But the list is incomplete without me.....watch out for donjuviam i go blast ur kenwood

Omo c human! Chai it pound my hearth without mortal "HEIGHT!"

(1) cracking jokes for 30 minute without nobody laughing
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(2) u dey walk with swag when u c ur ex on the street, unknowinly u fall inside a dirty gutter
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(3) u wanted to fart it mute when d tin sound puuuu! In a confrence meeting
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(4) u lie to ur girlfriend say ur father get house for lekki,ur girl took ur fone out. On ur phones is a new sms 4rm "MY FATHER". Kunle landlord has finally send me and ur mother out since yesterday, so if u wan come home for holiday u know that uncompleted building wey dey for d back of iya rebecca house, wey dey kill one thug inside am 4 lst year come to mit us 4 d last rum by left... AND UR GIRL SHOW U D MESSAGE
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(5) doing a stage show u are told to peform as a passerby that saw a female accident victim and help by carrying him to hospital, as u are doing that ur hand mistaknly touch her boob, so ur manhood come dey rise pushing ur elastic trouser it go harder n harder and u are told to perfom d lead role on stage. U gat no option dat to act ur role, and dat tin don +:+
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(6) u dey urinate for one wall, not knowing someone window dey for that place, na so d girl u dey form big boy to say hi to u on d window, she don c dat tin.
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(7) u go to a restaurant u dey chop amala like kilode, dat boy wey u told say u no even know wetin dey call amala c u.. Sister abi make i order some more parcel 4 u..
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( u buy car to impress d person u are quarelling wit, as u drive reach his house u show him d car as u wan start d car d car no start so d person com dey help u push am to start
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(9) u vomit eba in front of ur colleques wey u don dey form for say na fast food u dey eat
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(10) u don swear and bet wit ur friend say u go make fp on NL wit ur post wey u don dey compose for weeks, but when dey luk d homepage d next day dey dint c ur post....


Omo e no easy incase e made fp am still ur boy donjuviam... Pls kindly say any one dat u tink is d most shameful

(1) cracking jokes for 30 minute without nobody laughing
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(2) u dey walk with swag when u c ur ex on the street, unknowinly u fall inside a dirty gutter
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(3) u wanted to fart it mute when d tin sound puuuu! In a confrence meeting
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(4) u lie to ur girlfriend say ur father get house for lekki,ur girl took ur fone out. On ur phones is a new sms 4rm "MY FATHER". Kunle landlord has finally send me and ur mother out since yesterday, so if u wan come home for holiday u know that uncompleted building wey dey for d back of iya rebecca house, wey dey kill one thug inside am 4 lst year come to mit us 4 d last rum by left... AND UR GIRL SHOW U D MESSAGE

(1) cracking jokes for 30 minute without nobody laughing
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(2) u dey walk with swag when u c ur ex on the street, unknowinly u fall inside a dirty gutter
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(3)

D album is gud anyway,d track i love most their is motivation,dope money,mu emu and skamma

RazziP: Stupidity have taken over the guy called Olamide

yeah dat guy did nt knw wat he is doin' again,d spirit of d demons hav enter his body

AZonto crooner, Fuse ODG has been announced as the winner of this year’s MOBO Best African Act Awards, which took place last night, October 19th 2013.Fuse won the awards against African music power house including Atumpan, Ice Prince, Wizkid, Liquideep, Mafikizolo, Tiwa Savage, Spoek Mathambo.
Congratulations to Fuse ODG. Nigerian superstar, D’Banj walked home with the award last year

[color=#000099][/color]After their concert in Canada, award winning superstars Peter and Paul Okoye were presented with their own official white hats and sworn in as honorary Calgarians – an honour bestowed on foreigners of exceptional merit.
Officially making them the newest cowboys in town,
Congratulations to them

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Yeah donjuviam is among of the best rapper in nigeria he has a splendid lyrics with an amazing ryhmes i think donjuviam should be put in the list

[quote author=donjuviam]intro:yeah is donjuv in da building leetgoo verse1:they envy me cause am growing bigger/awon bad belle awon gold digger/am d newest they are old nigga/yeah i no be election rigger/ebami pe sukura epe fali pupa/wo jumi dada min se fally ipupa/mio to bi ma pemi ni super/am a honest boy yeah am nt a dupper/yeah am lyrical monster/am the husband you are the ridicule toaster:un am ridding in my coaster/am the best they have write it in a roaster yeah chorus:i seems like a giant lark soaring on air i look like an aeoroplane fying in the sky, what a pleasant song coming from my throat am one of the best take it for a note,juviam is here again big as before,if i can glide back to the earth one more, un i will be unbeatable, i will be unbeatable,right nw am undisputable am undisputable
verse2:- (shear) un okay...emi ni won bi iya anybody, na me own my body nobe broda henry body,though iam nt fast like sarkodie, we rock from lagos to markurdi, eh u are cocking like a hen, u wan no my income u wan knw wetin i dey earn, i no go u go wound at the end, no be u own rap u get am it lend, iam still on the crest, people fi knw say am d best...to b continue