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Politics / Re: Who Do You Think Should Be Nigeria's Person Of The Year 2023? by Donkmoni: 5:27pm On Dec 31, 2023
Hon Olubunmi Tunji Ojo, the interior minister
None deserves better than him
Politics / Re: Who Do You Think Should Be Nigeria's Person Of The Year 2023? by Donkmoni: 5:25pm On Dec 31, 2023
Nazgul:
Of the seven people below, who do you think should be Nigeria's Person of the Year, 2023?

a. Peter Obi
b. Victor Osimhen
c. Burna Boy
d. President Bola Tinubu
e. Tems
f. The late MohBad
g. The Dangote Refinery
Hon Olubunmi Tunji Ojo
The interior minister
Non deserves better than him
Please kindly give a short explanation for why you chose the option you did.

Source Reno Omokri.
Religion / Re: What Are Your Prayers God Have Answered In Year 2023? by Donkmoni: 9:12am On Dec 11, 2023
Prayed to God not to be put to shame coz my wife was pregnant and about deliver and God perfectly did everything. Never thought I will be able to do any naming ceremony but God did everything miraculously, what God cannot do does not exist

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TV/Movies / Re: Ilebaye Wins Big Brother Naija All Stars 2023 by Donkmoni: 8:51pm On Oct 01, 2023
Now we can rest from this bbn brouhahas
Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin Visits President Tinubu (Photos And Videos) by Donkmoni: 10:22pm On Jul 14, 2023
Everyone please where’s this i-diot of a guy called slawomir AKA (mr damnniggar)
Come and see your oba as he dey lobby or should I say went to pay homage to the Jagaban of not only nigeria alone but the whole africa😂😂😂😂
Why is it taking you time to comment or do you seem disappointed with what your royal highness/majesty did?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Come of it niggar, we all know how you do shout your “damn niggar” of a thing on most thread, so don’t let this one be of exception.
Still patiently waiting for you to say something “niggar”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Agriculture / Re: My Life Threatening Risky Behind The Scenes Experience In My Agro Business by Donkmoni: 8:37pm On Jul 13, 2023
maureensylvia:
I exchanged contacts
Off I go

I refused to go the way I came

I preferred to use the main route at least I'll be seeing human beings.

We left around 6pm, entered a taxi, the taxi man drove us to a junction and dropped.

We started looking for another taxi to enter Kano.... there was none!

We managed to see a taxi going to Kano but it was just a single seat remaining and it was getting late

My boys did something that surprised me, they volunteered to enter the booth of the taxi

No naa you can't I said, there's two goats at the back of the booth already.

They insisted cos it was getting late.

My boys sat in the booth half opened with the goats.... chaiii

We finally arrived Kano some minutes to 12 midnight

The next day I went to the hospital to get treated for the wound on my bum... Yeah it's that bad

Hours on bike
Close to 5 hours on bike no be moimmoin

Ok that's the end of one of my experiences

Till I gist una next time

I remain ur Agro Jagagban
Agro Queen 👑 Mother
May God bless and reward your hustle bountifully
Love seeing ladies like you this way
Really in love with your guts👏👏👏

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Romance / Re: What Is That Thing Home Training Will Never Make You Do? by Donkmoni: 2:27pm On Jul 05, 2023
davidtuzy:
So Many Things:

°°° Smoking
°°° Body Piercing
°°° Joining Cult
°°° Yahoo Yahoo { Fruad }
°°° Disrespecting Elders
°°° Tattoo
°°° Hard Drugs
°°° Gambling
°°° Womanizing
°°° Patronizing Prostitute
°°° Visit Native Doctor { Babalawo }

( itx not all about Home-Training °°° itx about Self-Discipline ..... Bcuz las las, Na wetin dey Ur Mind U go still do !!! )

What about drinking, abi na only that one you dey freestyle 😁😁
No tell me say you purposely omit that one
Politics / Re: Ebun 'Iron Lady’ Oluwarotimi - Kwara’s First Female CP (Photo) by Donkmoni: 11:36am On Jul 03, 2023
Menclothing:
This is a woman of honor
Like seriously, that woman wicked die but very professional. The woman that went to the extent of giving birth for a criminal in order to capture him during an undercover mission.
Anybody that enters that woman go must hear am cos am testimony to her treatment before and it wasn’t funny honestly.

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Romance / Re: You Are Single Untill You Married - Double Date by Donkmoni: 11:24pm On Jun 06, 2023
Weathered:
with all the editing apps, your hunchback still show.

Your throat swell up like goitre from too much dick gagging.

Over 965 topics on one of your handles and you wan decieve us say Nairaland no be your last bus stop for life?

Attention seeking dejected olosho!
wahala😁😁😁😁
Romance / Re: You Are Single Untill You Married - Double Date by Donkmoni: 11:18pm On Jun 06, 2023
Weathered:
age 21.
Body count 22.

God punish you there.

Community garden tool.
I commot cap for you guy with the way you dey serve them la hot
In fact you own GWR dey await you🧢🧢🧢

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