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MsGlobalwonder:
bread-selling is the new sexy yo! Sebi if I was selling bread I would have been featured on cnn and been given a brand new free apartment. #life. But then again, I don't even eat bread so I can't sell it. What's all the long story for anyway? Oh, u're actually denying your mentor? Ahh, aye ma buru oo. no words for you.

Ahem! Do you MsGlobalwonder take this honorable man (Rickyrichard) as your lawfully weeded husband now and forever more.?
Oya kiss the bride sir!

Una never still answer my question sha..

MsGlobalwonder:
i'm actually laughing my ass out. @rickrichards wattagwan? You know you are Olajumoke's manager? Why are you denying your mentor? Meanwhile, how was the motivational conference you attended that Olajumoke was the speaker? Hope u're motivated to start selling break and photo-bombing? Lmaoo

Lol.. U guys seem to have it for each other.. I just need to hear Jumoke speak. Someone earlier suggested that TY Bello had this thing all set up.

RickRichards:
Dunno. Just ask MsGlobalwonder.

Thanks man!
MsGlobalwonder pls where u dey?

RickRichards:
MsGlobalwonder has everything: her videos, contact, autograph, etcetera.

What's the actual website (url) sir?

Don't mean to be paranoid but my search on the web for a video where this overnight sensation actually utters some words has been very futile. The best I saw was on YouTube with an 8sec clip of her saying hiiiiii... Beyond that nothing else comes up. Anyone with a link or video online of this broad at least talking up some?

did y'all notice that they are all fair... seems fairness is a criteria for getting wealth..

Originalsly:
Hmmm...that can make him lose sleep....every night! He should not only look at himself and wife...but at his and his wife's family tree....is anyone light skinned?...and does the child have any of their features? Then again....these reputable labs....are they really testing?...or just pushing out positive results? He should take someone's child and go do a DNA test to know if the testing labs are really genuine.

The result is usually a sequence of numbers. All labs churned out exactly the same combinations. Therefore the probability that they all release positive results is highly unlikely since the number patterns cannot be exactly similar for all labs. What do u think?

I have a story albeit not too similar to the op's version. A friend of mine during the courtship period was told by his fiancee that she had a brief affair with a married senior colleague at her office before they started dating. She however broke up the relatiinship months before meeting my friend - her fiance. The main issues for him after 3 years of marriage are;
1. He remembered her (at the time of the wedding) asking if she could invite the "man" i.e colleague to their wedding which he vehemently disapproved of at the time
2. 3 years after the wedding, they now have a 2year boy whose complexion is extremely fair - a contrast to the dark skin of both parents. A host of the boy's other features are also in contrast to those of his parents.
3. Having concerns, my friend did some research into his wife's past and discovered that her erstwhile colleague is fair complected and has some other disturbing physical characteristics similar to the boy's.
4. Being perturbed, he has secretly conducted multiple dna tests at several well reputed labs and all results indicate my friend is the father with 99.999% accuracy.

He is however still worried considering the boy looks nothing like him.

I agree with you. Ladies with low self esteem are quite vulnerable and probably would spread open for any male that as much as whispers sweet nonsense to their ears or even chats them up.
But that doesn't change the fact when you love someone it often is quite difficult breaking up things at such advanced stage of the rel.
May be the choice of words by the OP - 'aristo' triggers loads of aggressive reaction by readers.
Makes the fiancee look like a career runs girl and dirty too.

emmyrichie:
This is baseless and useless... I'm sorry if sounded so harsh. But what nonsense heart to heart talk re we talking about?

I'd rather cancel the wedding... I hate ladies without self worth.

She probably is still in love with the sugarman. Seriously, if I were the fiance, I would have an in-depth heart2heart with my lady to determine why she feels extending an invite to her ex 'aristo' is required under this circumstances.
My fellow nairalanders, if u love someone it isn't so easy discarding the person just because of such silly request. Consider the brighter side, at least she was honest enough to seek his permission. What if she went ahead to invite all men from her previous relationships without his knowledge. And then on the d-day they all appear splashing cash on the couple while the groom ignorantly dances his life away believing his wife is honest.
Not that I endorse her move to solicit her fiance's consent. No not at all. But at times we should step aside and attempt assessing a situation unbiasedly while providing non-sentimental counsel.
OP please convey this to your friend.

Lol!!!
Dumb babe and dumber dude..

Lalasticala oya do ya thing abeg. This one deserves front page treatment. For all those with upcoming wedding plans.
Lol!

Edusouls:
no karma here, the man gave into the hands of a super snake woman, he should go and reapeat the DNA test, on a renowned lab where there is proffessional and certified people in this area.. i suspect strongly that the DNA test has flaws...

The DNA test was carried by a reputed lab in Lagos (name withheld). And 2 subsequent verification tests done at different facilities all with the same positive result. Can u please describe what u meant by "super snake woman"?

urchbarbie:
Lolx! Very funny tale dear! I read somewhr, I tink on NL, dat women who sleep around are bound to av accumulated genes of dier sex parners stored in dier bodies. Now I can relate with dis tale. Ild find dat thread n share it for u to read. Lolx! Kai!

Quite interesting view point.. A permanent bio connection btw women who sleep around and their male lovers. But what's quite freaky in this situation is that a comprehensive scientific (DNA) test shows that the man is actually the biological father of the child. How's it that he was completely sidestepped in influencing the physical xteristics of the boy? And per the mother, could there be an element of karma affecting her because of her past indiscretions?

I know a perfect karma tale. Quite long but I would abbreviate. A spinster had an affair with a married senior colleague at her workplace. About nine months after breaking up with her married man lover, along came a dazzling young man searching for his missing rib. One thing led to the other and then they started dating. Noticing the relationship was getting serious, her conscience prompted her to confess her past misdeeds to her bf. Of course it was a bitter pill to swallow for the young man but none the less decided to proceed with the relationship believing she had turned a new leaf. He then proposed and she joyeously accepted to marry him. Approximately a year into the matrimony, along came a bouncing baby boy. Instead of bringing joy to the family, his arrival became a source of huge suspicion by the father. Now here's the interesting part. You see the man and his wife were both dark, tall and had moderate features. Guess what? The baby looked nothing like his parents. He came out with an emphasized fair skin, hairy and large pair of ears. A perfect contrast to his parents. Of course doubts crept into the mind of the dad and he immediately insisted on conducting a DNA test. The result proclaimed him the biological father to a degree of 99.999% accuracy. Now here comes the odd twist. One day whilst watching tv, the wife spots her erstwhile ex-married man lover, draws the attention of her husband to him and lo and behold the man bore a striking resemblance to their son. Similar skin complexion, similar shape of head, similar ear architecture and possibly similar build. A worried and baffled husband now leaves in perpetual doubt whether the boy he claims to be his son is actually his. Bearing in mind the striking semblence btw the boy and his wife's ex lover. Now my question is: Is this karma coming back to haunt the wife or just pure biological coincidence? And secondly how should the husband manage the emotional trauma of this predicament?