Kushites:
“Oh my daddy

Oh yes please my daddy

Oh, yes my daddy

My dear daddy

My only daddy

You know it is a religious war daddy”

…………………..,

To make things worse, he denied ever making such a comment despite the fact that we all heard him saying it!

No wonder he lost the election.

The last thing Nigerians need is a president that’s looking to start a religious war, and lying about it.

That’s off the scale toxic character right there.

The other one that rented FAKE Bishops nkor

He should fix his institute first... The rate of corruption in JPTS is too bad for such a young institute

Afro3:
Minister Of Youth: Why Not Professor Christopher Imumolen, That Youngest Presidential Candidate - Nigerians Ask President Tinubu


As the current administration is paid to the task of constituting an effective team for the onerous job ahead, not mentioning Professor Christopher Imumolen, that iconic Youth Presidential candidate in the last election would be a deafening silence.
There is certainly no gainsaying that His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu had prudently built a ministerial team, a composition of men of diverse political and leadership history poised to pursue distinction against all odds.
Recall that in the build up to this momentum, and against the post victory speech of the President which carried pacifying promises for all expectant patriots, especially as he assured inclusiveness and thorough youth representation, high expectations were triggered , particularly because the major concern of Nigerians was how the nation will escape her fearful predicament.

Though the president and his team had obviously explored diligence and clairvoyance in their choices of who and who occupied the ministerial seats, many a citizens remain astonished that the person of Professor Christopher Imumolen, who flew the flag of Accord in that heated contest, as the youngest Presidential candidate (39 then) has yet to be considered for a place in this all important leadership, happening at a time that citizens, and indeed, the country need true patriots and rising statesmen at the helms of affairs.
During the 2023 electioneering campaigns, Professor Imumolen dazzled as the only youth representative in the presidential race that brandished a fascinating profile .

His Curriculum Vitae was dotted with dumbfounding academic attainments and colossal socio economic strides.
It appealed to Nigerians , youths especially, that a young man had lifted fellow citizens from the quagmires of educational and sundry economic challenges.
That a scholarship scheme which had since inception catalysed academic empowerment of over 500,000 thousand Nigerians(prevalently youths) ; and that through his foundation, countless millionaires were made to depopulate the densely characterized region of the downtrodden appeared like cross disciplinary and extra terrestrial feats by a young man whose only afrodisiac or driving force(if you like) was patriotism and a penchant to be outstanding in pursuing nation building goals.
And of course testimonies of his impacts abound in virtually all the states of the federation, including the Federal Capital Territory, FCT.

More so, his empowerment relief that touched even the lives of those incarcerated in the various correctional centres, even those unfortunately inhabiting the Internally Displaced Persons camps will continue to speak volumes of his charitable deeds across the strata of the nation.
It was this states man like attributes that fueled his presidential ambition where he was juxtaposed with older gladiators.

A tech savvy leadership ideologist and social technocrat driven by sheer national integration and development consciousness (which was why his personal political mantra was 'All for All' ), Professor Imumolen had always maintained that the peaceful and progressive coexistence of Nigerians is sacrosanct and outweighs every other consideration.
This he had held close to his chest, so much so that his recent call in private and public discourses has been the need for all hands to be on deck as the Nigerian state meanders through her many challenges towards the shore of prosperity - a destination he is sure is attainable via patriotic commitments by both leaders and the led irrespective of ethno religious and political delineations.

It is on these premises that a concerted prayer is being made by youths of thought and various leadership observers for a Presidential Consideration that will grant this iconic rising Statesman a place in this crucial dispensation to serve Nigeria, an opportunity they are trustful, will afford him the political strength to make a whole lot of difference and to contribute to meaningfully to this govt which inherited a myriad of socio economic problems that must be tackled in the urgency of now.

ahaz:

Okada riders from where make j ask you? From Ibadan abi...dey play.

Gallant my foot.

Tough on civilians, weak on bokoharam, herdmen.

Even cubana and emoney can't afford her.

We no get time for your chit chat oo

Carry your matta go tiktok ooo

R.I.P

Mccallistas:
It was very sweet...

Although, she was no longer breastfeeding for over 6 months. I didn't know breastmilk would still be there...

I helped myself with it for over 3 months b4 I started noticing the decline in the breastmilk.

apply ethanol on the nipples like 3days using cotton wool, and continue your sucking galore.

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Skyview01:
I have seen situations where the wife is very wealthy and there are kids in the family. My question is, can you as a man, leave your job to become a full time house-husband, taking care of the kids and the home while your wife works at her very lucrative job?

The responsible is on the man to hustle. Go and check Genesis.

Who get money to buy the land? Except Chinese will be buying them off.


Anyway, for every single land sold due to the hardship in the land will FAVOUR ME AND MY FAMILY

.

Obi can have a chance only if ebuka Zion minister or Jesus is INEC chairman.

If not, tinubu will still bribe 300billion to get back the presidency.

This fairmoney heartlessness will favour me and my family

Macmilla:

Ok. We are seriously waiting for that end. I just pray it will not be the end of us all.

Yekparikpa

Curious346:
nope. I dey aiit

Check very well coz eget why.

These Omokri suggestions will FAVOUR ME AND MY FAMILY

Curious346:
We are the giant of Africa , largest black nation on earth , the father of ECOWAS .

It PAINS MY HEARTH anytime I see lamentations about fuel price hike in Nigeria on social media.
Have we lost our dignity and prestige ?

If small Ghana pays N1600 per liter for pms , what then is the wailing about a paltry N618 per liter in Nigeria ?

I think we need look within to find out what our real problems are. AND TO ME IT'S CORRUPTION, BIGOTRY AND STATE SPONSORED TRIBALISM (site @DSS)

You sure say you never mad?

Ghanians buy 50cl coca cola for 7cedis, oya you too start buying coca cola @N 700.

Omoawoke:


Lmao, many are mad, few are roaming

Which category do you belong? Freshly mad or already roaming?

illicit:


I thinks it's because it's the federal capital

Dey Play

Anything they gun down is ESN/ipob.

One day they will antelope and and tag it antelope-ipob.

illicit:


That should be because it's where the Inspector General has his office

Why is the office of the president situated in Abuja if its not special?

Blazebond:


You fools,what did you think would happen to fuel when the subsidy was removed? Una think say subsidy na joke since shebi.

@moderator

Rules abused.

Serve the ban please

illicit:
To pass SSCE

You need 5 O level credits including English and Mathematics

It means it must include English and Mathematics and any three other subjects according to your department

If science, they would be Physics, chemistry and Biology or Agric as your case may be

If Arts/Humanities they would be Government, Literature and Nigerian Language or CRS/IRS or Economics as your case may be

If Social Science (Commercial) they would be Commerce, Financial Accounting, Geography or Economics or History (obsolete) or Government or Nigerian Language as your case may be

It's not that English and Mathematics are special but they are the common subjects for all the departments

I teach English

Why do head of police at state levels etc take or wait for order from abuja if it is not special?

adamma24:


Jmoore... shutup ur mouth....that house is more than 5 million naira to build...cos u dont know how expensive or costly building materials are right now...

Which one be building materials?

AntiWailer:


Clown,

Na your interpretation be that ?

Tinubu may go to jail ooo.

Me self dey fear ooo

Curious346:
"the fuel subsidy is gone,gooooooone,gone forever ". These were the words of our president on the day of his inauguration. Next line of event was to unify the exchange rates ,
next was to increase import duties and then Increase electricity tariff , and then bill us an extra amount per year for vehicle ownership and then Increase the excise duty .


All these came in one fell swoop.
It is suffocating. With these harsh policies , Tinubu may find it hard to amass 2m votes in the upcoming presidential election rerun

They should hand over to Peter Obi. I don burn my voters card the day tinubu was swore in.

Throwback:


Yes whoever won the election would have done the same things.

Both the statutory things you mentioned and the promised subsidy removal that all the top candidates supported.

Do I support it, certainly not. I have never supported subsidy removal without a prior local refining capacity.

Do I understand the need to remove it even without waiting for the condition I posited? Yes.

I would never suffer whatever the price of fuel, but I know many Nigerians would suffer the pain, hence my opposition to subsidy removal.

Stop being a hypocrite and stomach it like you would have done for Obi.

You wey be known online beggar

Don't take it personal, just kidding though.

Pukkalolo:
Right now, I want to ask you all this million dollar question:

What does a MAN actually benefit from marriage?


*cricket sounds*


No response I thought as much...

Well, let me help you answer it:

A man benefits literally NOTHING from marriage.

In reality, he actually 'lose' more.

Now, you may argue that he gain kids and affection from marrying....Duh!

Well, dickhead, he can as well get that from a baby mama or something.


It turns out that many kids prefers their mother than their father. The man provide for the kids and pay their school fees and sort the bills.... Despite that, the kids still love their mum than their dad.

Even you as a guy reading this now; Yes, YOU. I'm talking to you. I'm sure you love your mother more than your father.

If there's a conflict between your mother and father, chances are that you will stand with your mum. But guess what, Karma is real. Your kids will also stand with their mum when you have a conflict with your wife despite all your effort in training the kids and giving them good life.

So as we were saying: for men, there's no benefits from committing to a woman and getting married to her.

I saw a comic in a newspaper... The man who was about to get married was telling his buddies, "I'm so happy because once I get married, I can have sex whenever I want."

And the woman who was to marry the man was telling her females friends, "I'm so happy because once I get married, I'll never have to have sex again."

It was intended for comic relief, but they were indirectly expressing the sad reality of many marriages... Many men are in a sexless marriage, and it's not even funny at all.

Men and women love need sex...but women need sex in a different way than men do.


The biggest problem is the unrealistic view women have about marriage. They view marriage as the final bustop. Once they finally wear the wedding rings, the Job is done. She feels she can now misbehave.

Her misbehavior won't start immediately. After you marry her, in the first few months or years, the sex is always fantastic: she'll seemed very willing and receptive towards the sex.

But sooner than you think, she'd start turning down the man sexual attempt for flimsy excuses like “i am tired” or “i dont have the mood now” or other very humiliating bullshit excuses.


Here's the bitter truth most men won't want to swallow:

Women don't respect a male commitment "after" she has gotten it.

You can argue with me, get agitated and gnash your teeth over it...but that's just the bitter truth.

Look, she gets bored with male commitment 'after' she has gotten it. She no longer feel the need to be at her best behavior because she has already gotten what she want most in the man--wedding ring.


Basically, the moment you marry her is the very moment her attraction and desire for you begins to drop.

The very thing makes the man appealing to a woman is the fact that she's working hard to get him to commit.

It's the "uncertainty" and the not being sure if the man will put the ring on her finger is what makes him desirable to her.

When the man finally marry her, he's no longer a challenge for her to keep working hard to impress....so she starts to lose desire for him.

In her mind she's like, "Why should I keep working hard to impress him when the job is already done?"

As a result, the woman's interest in sex gradual deline with time. She starts to feel bored with the sex.

Women will NEVER admit this but that's the truth. Infact, don't listen to women on this subject.

Men should stop being weak and sentimental. Marriage is the best gift a woman can get from you. You're doing her a BIG favor by marrying her, so getting sex from her is non-negotiable. If she refuse to give you sex for flimsy reasons, then withdraw your commitment immedately.

Marriage has always been for women. Getting married to her is a huge sacrifice you are making for her... So If she get bored with giving you sex, you should also get bored with giving her your commitment.

Stay blessed brothers.

True talk. No wonder Annie idibia started misbehaving after 2baba tied the knot.

No wonder temi otedola still dey gum body for Mr eazi as that one refuse to tie him own knot over 10years now

May the increase in petrol price FAVOUR ME AND MY FAMILY.

abhosts:


Atiku also promised to increase the suffering of the masses by removing subsidy and floating Naira. Only Sowore was pro subsidy.

There must be measures to put on ground before removing it.

May the new petrol pump price and that your APC balablu yellow jerrican FAVOUR ME AND MY FAMILY


Fasten your seat belt. Obi is on a national rescue mission.

Cloudflare:


Unfortunately I'll be very blunt with you, you just married an overgrown big adult baby disguising as a man. No sane man will try such. I mean how can a reasonable sensible goes and hide in a wardrobe because he had a quarrel with his wife? Only weak men does that! We have too many simp men walking around our community nowadays.

A real man gives you strictly warning and if you fumbles you get replaced ASAP.

I wonder boss.

Imagine Obi cubana or e-money doing such prank.

Simp men/boyfriends are the reason women misbehave outside.

Imredeemed:
My own story 😂

He left and said he was traveling to the east, I was so worried because it was already late and why was he going to the east unprepared..

In the evening around 7pm I started calling him he refused to pick and later after some minutes he called back and said he was at ijebuode going to east😩 haaaa ijebuode kee now now.

Omo I waited till 8pm I didn’t see my husband, I became so uncomfortable, not until I opened the wardrobe to change my cloth hold and behold I saw my husband hiding inside the wardrobe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but first one security in my estate said he was playing table tennis at the estate park since afternoon… I didn’t know oga sne@k from the backyard and pack himself inside wardrobe for me to be worried because he knew I won’t be comfortable alone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don’t know if I should laugh or what.. but the way odogwu fold himself eheee 🤣🤣 omo I screamed JESUSSS!!!

You guys have time to play hide and seek in this harsh country. I give una hand oo.

BTW, hope una know say fuel is officially 615/litre sha

What am I saying self?

Damn nasty, am outta here.