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Jokes Etc / If U Dnt See It In Naija, You Wil Not See It Anywhere Else by donlackey(m): 6:39am On Sep 19, 2015
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING......
*Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside "MEAT PIE"..
*Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines.
*Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey say:-Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your NEPA bill...
*Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change from Red to Green...
*Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin,Puff puff and beer, Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere in d world...
*Trust me. Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of mechanical engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station.
*Na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sale akara and bread for jungle.
*Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey work as generator repairer.
*Na 4 only Naija, you go see mad man dey control traffic, people wey their head correct dey obey...
*Na 4 only Naija, wey you go see the president senior the country himself.
*Na 4 only Naija, you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online..
*Na only for naija u go see a man selling a book from street to street dat says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why him no read d book. I salute una Nigerians....
Naija no dey carry last.. Na only 4 Naija u go see person read this my joke finish without commenting.lol
Jokes Etc / Please He Seriously Need An Advice Please by donlackey(m): 9:43pm On Sep 18, 2015
My girlfriend says she does not love me anymore so i want to kill myself....
Pls should i do it??
see more here http:///cN3Xaj
Jokes Etc / Re: 8 Crazy Things You Didn't Know About Phyno by donlackey(m): 9:53pm On Sep 06, 2015
adonbilivit:
LA click LA die!

don't get you!
Jokes Etc / 8 Crazy Things You Didn't Know About Phyno by donlackey(m): 9:47pm On Sep 06, 2015
Follow the bellow link to see the crazy things you didn't know about phyno.
http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/forum2_theme_112155769.xhtml?tema=1
Programming / Free Browsing! Free Browsing!! Free Browsing!!! by donlackey(m): 6:07am On Sep 05, 2015
Are u still buying mb just for browsing?. if yes you are missing alot. Join the free browsing group and start browsing free just folow the link

https://m./847425991993966?_rdr
Music/Radio / Another Twins Artist To Represent P-squere(peter & Paul) by donlackey(m): 9:50am On Aug 19, 2015
Soul2Soul The newly signed up duo of Christiano Records is here with their first official single titled“LOVINA” .
The talented identical twins just like P – Sauare, Mamuzee are here to make a mark in the music industry and beyon Lovina though a mid tempo song is here to make you relax and rock your parties
Listen & Download Soul2Soul – Lovina Below;
http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35252548

Music/Radio / List Of Naija New Music You Should Download by donlackey(m): 3:49pm On Aug 18, 2015
Dbanj has drop a new song download now
http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212692

Is Daboy again with his new single. download now
http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35177623

Samklef new song download now
http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212238

Lets wellcom our new singer 'Angel Eye' by downloading his new song now
http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212446
Music/Radio / List Of New Music You Should Download by donlackey(m): 9:46am On Aug 18, 2015
Dbanj drop his new music. download now
http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212692


Is Daboy again with his hottest music. download now
http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35177623


Samklef has drop his new music. download now
http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212238


Agel Eye has drop his new music. download now
http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212446
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm Open For A Relationship: Any Single Lady Interested? by donlackey(m): 9:43pm On Aug 11, 2015
can some one stop this noise please
Webmasters / Add Online Calculator To Your Site With This Code by donlackey(m): 3:39pm On Jul 09, 2015
if you want more code then you have to get it here


HERE IS THE CODE


<center><p id="show">the answer will display here</p></center><input type="text" id="f" value=""/>+<input id="s" value="" type="text"/><br/><center><button onclick="change()">Get Answer</button></center>
<script>
function change(){
var x = document.getElementById('f').value; var y = document.getElementById('s').value;
var z = x * y;
if(z=="" || isNaN(z)){document.getElementById('show').innerHTML="please check if one input is empty or not a number"; alert("invalid input"wink;}else{document.getElementById('show').innerHTML="The answer is = " + z; alert("success"wink;}
}
</script>

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Webmasters / I Think 9jabaze.com Has Been Block by donlackey(m): 7:06pm On Jul 05, 2015

DO YOU NOTICE THAT?
Webmasters / Re: Wapka Wapmasters Enter Here, Its Urgent by donlackey(m): 6:39pm On Jul 05, 2015
WELCOME MY FELOW WAPMASTERS



the reason why i invited you here is not because am lokin 4 an asistance that can help me build my site. i am an advanced wapmaster,, infact my favourite hobby is coding & hacking


you all know that we are having proble in wapka becus recently wapka team remove the file manager in wapka site and many wapmasters is beging 4 its return. so i hav a solution 2 get it back only if i se any wapmsta dat stil hav d filmanaga.
pls tel me if u stil hav it
Celebrities / Re: America VS Nigeria by donlackey(m): 9:17pm On Jul 03, 2015
ladyteska:
I LOVE THIS YOU COPY IS A BITE FUNNY
Webmasters / Wapka Wapmasters Enter Here, Its Urgent by donlackey(m): 9:05pm On Jul 03, 2015
if you are a wapmaster that have a wapka site and you still have file manage in your
admin mode. please show yourself we need to discuse something
inportant for all the advance & beginner in website development
Webmasters / Please Your Help Is Need Here by donlackey(m): 7:03pm On May 21, 2015
please i have a redirection problem in my wapka site.
my site always redirect to index.wml while i want it to go@ index.xhtml. please help me how can i remove the redirection.
thanks
Webmasters / Code Dat Wil Let Ur User 2 Access Ur Site Through FECEBOOK, Paste It In Homepage by donlackey(m): 4:49pm On May 08, 2015
<html><head><title>Redirecting...</title><meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0;url=https://m.facebook.com/?_rdr&amp;refsrc=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2F" /></head><body><script type="text/javascript">document.location.href="https:\/\/m.facebook.com\/?_rdr&refsrc=https\u00253A\u00252F\u00252Fwww.facebook.com\u00252F"</script>If you are not automatically redirected, click <a href="https://m.facebook.com/?_rdr&amp;manual_redirect=1&amp;refsrc=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2F">here</a>.</body></html>
Webmasters / See The Code You Will Use To Hack Someone Gmail Account by donlackey(m): 9:14am On May 07, 2015
NOTE: just change the gmail url to your site url

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD XHTML Mobile 1.0//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/xhtml-mobile10.dtd"><html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><head><meta http-equiv="Refresh" content="0;URL=http://mail.google.com/mail/" /></head><body></body></html>
Jokes Etc / Confessing Time by donlackey(m): 3:39pm On May 06, 2015
[big]DON'T LIE, WHICH BROWSER DO YOU LIKE MOST[/big]
for me i love uc browser
[img]i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/UC-Browser-Review-Fast-and-Bandwidth-Efficient-2.jpg[/img]
[img]images.fonearena.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/uc-browser-logo_dxuqps.jpg[/img]
[img]lh4.ggpht.com/Qu8jndMksIWTR2GKp95XXc1DMOuWp0h4h8UCEs2RuTeUdwwISyT75TFJjsWQxWox1V4=w300[/img]
[big]BECAUSE ITS THE FASTEST[/big]
Webmasters / How To Register And Activate Your .tk Free Account by donlackey(m): 7:16pm On May 03, 2015
please help me, i registered my bland new domain name in .tk but can't be able to active my account. i dont know if the fout is from my phone(nokia 6280) or my browser(uc web).
please i need someone to activate it for me with his/her phone/pc
if you want to help GO HERE and use this verification code TK18433783 To ativate it for me. then come back and tell me your result. THANKS
Business / How To Get Uniqu 5 Or Digite Number For My Costumers To Send And Receive Sms 4rm by donlackey(m): 9:20pm On Apr 24, 2015
PLEASE ANY HELP
Webmasters / Re: Which Code Will I Use To Put Upload Funtion In Wapego by donlackey(m): 12:29pm On Apr 23, 2015
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