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 Jokes Etc › If U Dnt See It In Naija, You Wil Not See It Anywhere Else by donlackey(op): 6:39am On Sep 19, 2015 |
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING...... *Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside "MEAT PIE".. *Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines. *Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey say:-Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your NEPA bill... *Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change from Red to Green... *Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin,Puff puff and beer, Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere in d world... *Trust me. Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of mechanical engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station. *Na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sale akara and bread for jungle. *Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey work as generator repairer. *Na 4 only Naija, you go see mad man dey control traffic, people wey their head correct dey obey... *Na 4 only Naija, wey you go see the president senior the country himself. *Na 4 only Naija, you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online.. *Na only for naija u go see a man selling a book from street to street dat says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why him no read d book. I salute una Nigerians.... Naija no dey carry last.. Na only 4 Naija u go see person read this my joke finish without commenting.lol |
| Jokes Etc › Please He Seriously Need An Advice Please by donlackey(op): 9:43pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
My girlfriend says she does not love me anymore so i want to kill myself.... Pls should i do it?? see more here http:///cN3Xajhttps://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11947395_639672349507613_2224201626210246467_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=1061e439a1fae837cf46e19642e19b08&oe=56988508 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 8 Crazy Things You Didn't Know About Phyno by donlackey(op): 9:53pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
adonbilivit:don't get you! |
| Jokes Etc › 8 Crazy Things You Didn't Know About Phyno by donlackey(op): 9:47pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Follow the bellow link to see the crazy things you didn't know about phyno. http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/forum2_theme_112155769.xhtml?tema=1 |
| Programming › Free Browsing! Free Browsing!! Free Browsing!!! by donlackey(op): 6:07am On Sep 05, 2015 |
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| Music/Radio › Another Twins Artist To Represent P-squere(peter & Paul) by donlackey(op): 9:50am On Aug 19, 2015 |
Soul2Soul The newly signed up duo of Christiano Records is here with their first official single titled“LOVINA” . The talented identical twins just like P – Sauare, Mamuzee are here to make a mark in the music industry and beyon Lovina though a mid tempo song is here to make you relax and rock your parties Listen & Download Soul2Soul – Lovina Below; http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35252548
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| Music/Radio › List Of Naija New Music You Should Download by donlackey(op): 3:49pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Dbanj has drop a new song download now http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212692 Is Daboy again with his new single. download now http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35177623 Samklef new song download now http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212238 Lets wellcom our new singer 'Angel Eye' by downloading his new song now http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212446 |
| Music/Radio › List Of New Music You Should Download by donlackey(op): 9:46am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Dbanj drop his new music. download now http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212692 Is Daboy again with his hottest music. download now http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35177623 Samklef has drop his new music. download now http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212238 Agel Eye has drop his new music. download now http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/site_sharer.xhtml?cmid=35212446 |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I'm Open For A Relationship: Any Single Lady Interested? by donlackey(m): 9:43pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
can some one stop this noise please |
| Webmasters › Add Online Calculator To Your Site With This Code by donlackey(op): 3:39pm On Jul 09, 2015*. Modified: 10:03am On Apr 12, 2017 |
if you want more code then you have to get it here HERE IS THE CODE <center><p id="show">the answer will display here</p></center><input type="text" id="f" value=""/>+<input id="s" value="" type="text"/><br/><center><button onclick="change()">Get Answer</button></center> <script> function change(){ var x = document.getElementById('f').value; var y = document.getElementById('s').value; var z = x * y; if(z=="" || isNaN(z)){document.getElementById('show').innerHTML="please check if one input is empty or not a number"; alert("invalid input"  ;}else{document.getElementById('show').innerHTML="The answer is = " + z; alert("success";}} </script> 1 Like |
| Webmasters › I Think 9jabaze.com Has Been Block by donlackey(op): 7:06pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
DO YOU NOTICE THAT? |
| Webmasters › Re: Wapka Wapmasters Enter Here, Its Urgent by donlackey(op): 6:39pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
WELCOME MY FELOW WAPMASTERS the reason why i invited you here is not because am lokin 4 an asistance that can help me build my site. i am an advanced wapmaster,, infact my favourite hobby is coding & hacking you all know that we are having proble in wapka becus recently wapka team remove the file manager in wapka site and many wapmasters is beging 4 its return. so i hav a solution 2 get it back only if i se any wapmsta dat stil hav d filmanaga. pls tel me if u stil hav it |
| Celebrities › Re: America VS Nigeria by donlackey(m): 9:17pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
ladyteska: |
| Webmasters › Wapka Wapmasters Enter Here, Its Urgent by donlackey(op): 9:05pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
if you are a wapmaster that have a wapka site and you still have file manage in your admin mode. please show yourself we need to discuse something inportant for all the advance & beginner in website development |
| Webmasters › Please Your Help Is Need Here by donlackey(op): 7:03pm On May 21, 2015 |
please i have a redirection problem in my wapka site. my site always redirect to index.wml while i want it to go@ index.xhtml. please help me how can i remove the redirection. thanks |
| Webmasters › Code Dat Wil Let Ur User 2 Access Ur Site Through FECEBOOK, Paste It In Homepage by donlackey(op): 4:49pm On May 08, 2015 |
<html><head><title>Redirecting...</title><meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0;url=https://m.facebook.com/?_rdr&refsrc=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2F" /></head><body><script type="text/javascript">document.location.href="https:\/\/m.facebook.com\/?_rdr&refsrc=https\u00253A\u00252F\u00252Fwww.facebook.com\u00252F"</script>If you are not automatically redirected, click <a href="https://m.facebook.com/?_rdr&manual_redirect=1&refsrc=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2F">here</a>.</body></html> |
| Webmasters › See The Code You Will Use To Hack Someone Gmail Account by donlackey(op): 9:14am On May 07, 2015 |
NOTE: just change the gmail url to your site url <?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD XHTML Mobile 1.0//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/xhtml-mobile10.dtd"><html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><head><meta http-equiv="Refresh" content="0;URL=http://mail.google.com/mail/" /></head><body></body></html> |
| Jokes Etc › Confessing Time by donlackey(op): 3:39pm On May 06, 2015 |
[big]DON'T LIE, WHICH BROWSER DO YOU LIKE MOST[/big] [color=#c0c0c0]for me i love uc browser[/color] [img]i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/UC-Browser-Review-Fast-and-Bandwidth-Efficient-2.jpg[/img] [img]images.fonearena.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/uc-browser-logo_dxuqps.jpg[/img] [img]lh4.ggpht.com/Qu8jndMksIWTR2GKp95XXc1DMOuWp0h4h8UCEs2RuTeUdwwISyT75TFJjsWQxWox1V4=w300[/img] [big]BECAUSE ITS THE FASTEST[/big] |
| Webmasters › How To Register And Activate Your .tk Free Account by donlackey(op): 7:16pm On May 03, 2015 |
please help me, i registered my bland new domain name in .tk but can't be able to active my account. i dont know if the fout is from my phone(nokia 6280) or my browser(uc web). please i need someone to activate it for me with his/her phone/pc if you want to help GO HERE and use this verification code TK18433783 To ativate it for me. then come back and tell me your result. THANKS |
| Business › How To Get Uniqu 5 Or Digite Number For My Costumers To Send And Receive Sms 4rm by donlackey(op): 9:20pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
PLEASE ANY HELP |
| Webmasters › Re: Which Code Will I Use To Put Upload Funtion In Wapego by donlackey(op): 12:29pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Blah-blah:post it here for me please HERE is the site |
