My ex girlfriend send to me her photo with her new boyfriend having s*x
just to make me jerouse but i took the photo and resend it to her father....
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This is an exclusive true life story of a friend
written by me, Nephiew

I live in Lagos
and I’m from a family of 5, 4 girls 1 boy. I’m
the only son in my family as a matter of fact
the last born of the family. My mum is a
teacher while my father is a lecturer.
Well,
growing up in the midst of girls was a little bit fun but it can be frustrating tho, for the fact
that I’m the only son in the family I was spoilt
by my folks, something like a spoilt brat.
I’m
from a average family, we all went to the
best schools in Nigeria I’m presently a finally
year student in Unilag studying Philosophy. Like I said earlier growing up in the midst of girls
can be fun, I enjoyed every part of it, how my
sisters looked after me, how they make up for
me, how I wore girls clothes and shoes *lol*
I
still remember those lipsticks back then, how
my sisters used to discuss about their boyfriend, how they were disvirgined, they talk
about sex which my favourite part was the
dick/penis part. I’m a very masculine guy, I
have a very nice dick with a fat ass, nice lips,
brown eyes, light skinned, curly hair and
pointed nipples. You can imagine how handsome I’m gonna be but the problem is I’m
girlie; I mean I behave like a girl probably
because I grew up with girls. I remember how i
used to act as mummy when me and my
childhood friends used to act mummy and
daddy, we kiss, romance and all those childish things, who didn’t do Daddy and Mummy as a
child? Growing up as a boy I’ve always been
attracted to boys even tho I don’t like that
idea and I guess its also because I grew up with
girls cos I don’t even understand myself.
(story from lackeynet.wapka.mobi)
Girls
run after me, they all wanna date me cos I’m handsome, guys I mean gay wanna date me
too. I remember how they approach me in
public, the text messages *lol* Now let’s talk about how I started my
homosexual life growing up, well its a long
story oooo, so you’ve got to sit down and
fasten your seat beat and fly with me okay
cos I’m gonna tell you about the sex, the gay
parties I attended, the guys I’ve dated and lots more. Well, I still remember vividly that I
started my homosexuality or should I say gay
life when I was just 9 years old and I was still
in primary school. There was this guy that lives
in the next compound, his name is Kamal;
Kamal was 17 years old and was in SS 3 in Kings College. Kamal is average height, dark skinned,
with a sweet nice lips and I forgot to mention
he has a very huge dick cos his dick is always
obvious anytime he wears trousers especially
boxers. Kamal was the hottest guy in our
street, every girls wanna date him, I can still count the number of girls he slept with in that
our street, he even dated one of my sisters
back then and I’m sure he bleeped her sef, I also
had a crush on him too. Yeah, now I remember
I also have a friend too back then, her name is
Matilda, she was my closest friend in my street back then. Me and Matilda are like
brother and sister, we walk together, we play
together.
Matilda is a very pretty girl and I am
a very handsome boy. Actually, my first encounter was with Kamal.
Now let me tell you how it happened or should I
say how he molested me. Me and Matilda are
close pals, she’s 10, I’m 9. I remember back
then Kamal was wooing Matilda, he wanted to
date her can you imagine the age difference. Matilda was scared of dating him back then
cos her parents are gonna kill her if they hear
about it. So she later accepted sha. Kamal was
a boarding student but his parent later
withdrew him from the hostel and i think he
was even on suspension cos I heard he was caught smoking or something.
Anyway sha,
Matilda started dating Kamal, even tho I was
jealous cos I had a crush on him too. I would
escort Matilda to his house anytime he invited
us, we would even sneak out in the night to go
see him in his compound, me I was enjoying the chocolate, biscuit he used to give us back then,
the 5 Naira and 10 Naira he used to give us, as
a kid now since we were still naive. So one
night like that after we both saw Kamal, he
now said he wants me to come over to his
place the next day cos I remembered that time Matilda wanted to write her common
entrance, he said I should come alone that he
just bought a new videogame. Mehn, I was
happy, I quickly replied that I would come cos I
was expecting another chocolate or biscuit and
maybe 20 Naira this time. The next day arrived and it was on Saturday morning, Kamal was
the only one at home as usual cos he’s parents
are always travelling and his elder brother and
sister are in the university. So that day I got to
his place as early as 10 am. I knocked on his
door, he opened it, Kamal was shirtless wearing only a boxer. I entered, he said he was
doing house chores that i should go and watch
TV, I was watching TV then he came out again
from the kitchen I guess and said would I love
to play Nintendo (videogame) and I happily
said yes even tho I was already expecting chocolate and my favourite chocolate back
He went back to his
room smiling at me and said he’s coming.
(More story @ lackeynet.wapka.mobi)
All of a sudden, he shouted my name and said I
should come to his room that I should come
and take Goody Goody, I ran to his room.
Getting to his room I met him naked, I was
scared, I quickly ran back and started
apologising that I’m sorry. He said I should come inside that I shouldn’t be scared, I should
come and take the chocolate, me too I kuku
enter cos I liked wat I was seeing, sat on his
bed. He was totally naked, seriously speaking
Kamal has a nice big dick and it is too big for
his age. So he gave me the chocolate and asked me: “do you watch bluefilm (mojo)?” I replied
with “no” and told him that my sisters used to
watch it. He now said do I wanna watch, I said
“yes”. He played the movie, all of a sudden I
saw naked girl and a man having sex.
Yikes! I
was so in love with it, Kamal sat on his bed, sitting beside me with an erected dick. We
were watching the porn together, then Kamal
asked me “Bruno do you like me?” And I replied
with “yes”. The next thing he said was “I love
your lips” and I was like “thank you”.
Then all of
sudden he puts his hand across my shoulder and move closer to me and the next big thing I
saw was a KISS on my lips……CONTINUE TO READ PART 2 HERE

My girlfriend asked me why some men prefer pros titutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt i should share these reasons here.
Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth; 80% of women are pros titute. It only depends if they areWILD protitutes or DOMESTIC pros titutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial s*x trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have s*x with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside pros titute.
My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic pros titute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild pros titutes in hotels becos you are in their shoes too.
Now the 5 reasons some men refer pros titutes are
1. A pros titute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don’t also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc.
Yet you still enjoy maximum s*x for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn’t give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the pros titute out there?
2. You don’t need to.......READ FULL STORY HERE

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“Monday morning, I was sitting in my office alone with a female Corper (office mate) cuz Mrs
venny went to represent the school at a function in
ministry of education. I miss Mrs venny whenever
she is out. Time flies when I’m with her. the bell
rang for break.
one girl walked in: “sir, am hungry. buy me something for break”
I look her. she fine, average bo’obs but I no send
cuz plenty girls dey disturb me.
“I don’t have money o… some other time ok?”
she smile.
“ok o” Then she turn to walk away. my mind say make I
look her arsenal. I look. jizos!!! see round big
nyash!! if u she her from front, you no go gree say
she carry that kind load for back.
omoh, her pant line they show from the tight skirt.
na confirm commotion be this.
I shout: “hey!, come here”
she waka come back.
“what’s your name?”…..
“My name is chinwe” She dey smile. She know say her nyash Don hook
me.
I gave her #200 say make she buy anything wey
she want for break. She thank me comot. She dey
ss3.
Another day she enter come meet me. We gist
small. I collect her number kon dey call her from
time to time.
She dey frequent my office regularly sotay other
students come dey gossip about us. And my
numerous girlfriends kon dey vex for me. We come dey very close and she kon like me die.
*fast forward to around 1month later*
One weekend, I call chinwe for night, we come dey
talk about fun and sex. I dey yarn sweet sex talk
dey tell am the kind things wey I fit do for bed and
assure her say nobody fit do the tin like me.
She just dey say “you are bad oh”. I know say the
thing enter her head. I kon invite her to come the Next day. She argue
small, then she kon agree to come if chance dey
o. Around 10pm that night. I receive text:
“Promise me I won’t be disappointed”
I laugh. I know say my whining touch her brain. I
kon reply. “It’s gonna be fun, I promise”
Meanwhile I Don book another girl (chioma) to visit
me same tomorrow to avoid disappointment. If
chinwe no come, chioma go come… all na “CHI”.
Next day reach. Around 9:30 am, chinwe flash
me, I call am.
“What’s up?”
“I’m fine”
“Are you still coming?”
“Is that all you care about?” Naija girls like to use question answer question.
Abegi, answer me.
“Sorry, how was your night?”
“Fine”
“Are still gonna come?”
“Yes” “What time?”
“2 pm”
“Call me when you are about coming”
I relax, dey play jamz, dey sip alomo as I dey wait
for 2′ O’clock….
As time Don dey reach 1pm. I baff, dress up, kon
call my Guy (egar) for phone. Egar na my
homeboy, my tightest man and him too na Corper
wey dey teach for another secondary school. We
be birds of thesame bad feather.
“Homeboy, wetin dey happen?” “I bam”
“You dey house?, I wan show your side oh?”
“No. I follow My CDS group go visit one motherless
babies home for town”
“You keep key abi? I wan carry one chick come
your crib” “Yes. But You go wash my bedsheet oh”
We laff. Na joke. I know where him dey hide key.
“No wahala”
I plan to control chinwe come egar house. I get my
reasons. My neighbors bin Don start to dey gossip
say I dey bring too many visitors. Them even talk am for the last tenants meeting
wey we do. I wan lay low small cuz them they
respect me well well, I no wan fall my hand.
As, i reach egar house, I call chinwe, she tell me
say she dey bathroom dey baff. Chai!!, I kon
imagine as she go use scrub her big nyash with
sponge, maybe she get special big sponge wey
she dey for her nyash sef.
She kon tell me say she go flash me if she Don ready to come.
I relax, go carry rice for egar kitchen dey eat then
kon use egar laptop dey watch music videos.
Around 30 minutes later, she flash me. I call her,
give am direction to egar house. She say she Don
enter bus dey come.
I arrange room, carry air fresher spray everywhere
kon Open curtains for fresh air.
She kon flash me later, I call back ask her where she dey, she tell me, I rush go there but I no see
her.
I call her back the number no dey go. I look around
everywhere and even waka go up small but I no
see her.
Abi this girl wan carry her father play?. I continue to call but the number no dey even connect.
Almost ten minutes Don pass.
All my anxiety Don turn to anger by then. I vex
begin go back to egar house, I decide say I no go
call chinwe again as she dey carry me play.
As I Don dey near egar house, she call me. The brain wey dey my head say “forget her” but the
brain wey dey my prick say “you dey mad? You
Don forget her nyash? Comon accept her”
I like my prick pass my head so I follow my prick.
Before I go decide, the phone cut. She call again, I
pick am sharpaly.
She say:
“Hello”
“Hello, where are you na?”
“I stopped at the wrong place, and my battery went
off. I had to charge it at one shop”
“Ok. Where are you now?” She mention one filling station, I enter keke napep
go pick her to come egar house. As we enter the
keke, She hold my hand dey smile cuz boys were
not smiling at all.
Don’t joke with my d-ick and my money… that’s
my motto. As we reach, she tell me say she know the place
but she bin mistake am for another place.
Naija girls! Fear them.
We enter room. I sidon for egar bed, but she go
sidon for chair far away from me…..
na wa oh, this one no go easy oh......CONTINUE TO READ PART 8 HERE

The hit song by the Mavin’s is also one of the biggest tracks of 2014. Dr Sid told Punch what it really means. He said;
Mavin Records is a lifestyle brand, it’s a total package. It’s love, responsibility, passion, it’s everything. When you say a lifestyle brand, it’s how you live. Mavin stands for anything that is a genius and amazing. Mavin is Dorobucci. It’s a brand that stands for perfection and excellence and that’s what we always try to bring when it comes to the music industry. Many people want to know the meaning of Dorobucci, what is Dorobucci? Dorobucci means a.......READ FULL STORY HERE

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This is a true life story of my NYSC service

“I was posted to an eastern state.
Those three
weeks I spent at NYSC camp were the worst three
weeks of my life. After camping, I got my PPA
posting and guess what, I was sent to a
government girls secondary school to do my
service!!!
I was beyond excited despite the location of the
school.
Dammie, d school dey 4 village but I no
care, I was just happy to be a king among women
(girls sha).
Next, I and three other coppers went to the school
to sign our acceptance letter.
Dammie, the principal come say she no want any coppers oh,
say coppers dey corrupt her girls too much.
Small
tin I for cry oh, why this woman won come turn my
wine to water na? Which kain devil be dis na?.
We
beg tire but d woman say we dey waste time say
her decision na final.
I then told the woman that I got a vision that God wants me to serve in that
school.
She look me laff come say among all of us, na me
she fear pass cuz her girls go pursue me.
Wow!!!
… I Don hang. But, “u look very gentle n
responsible” was her next comment.
I then gave her an innocent smile to cement her first mistake
(she wouldn’t believe I could f**k the assistant
principal).
After a little brain-washing by me (trust me na),
she accepted us and asked us to resume duty
next week Monday……
I arrived the school on Monday morning feeling fly
and ready for whatever.
I was offered a table in the
science lab which would serve as my office but I refused it cuz it was located at the junior section
of the school.
Nawa oh, wetin I dey do for Junior
section when bad girls full senior section.
Abeg I
wan deal with mature girls jor.
Lucky me, I got transferred to the senior section to
teach ss1 and offered a table at an office close to
ss3 class.
Baba God, u too much!!. I walked into
the office meant for three staff and met a female
teacher who was busy and didn’t notice when I
walked in.
“Good morning madam” I said.
Then she looked up at me and replied “Copper,
Good morning.
You’re welcome”
Literally, my heart melted. I lost all my senses….
cuz sitting before me was the most beautiful
woman I’ve ever seen.
This woman eyes na die! Ebony skin, no make-up… even girls used to stare
at her.
Her name was Mrs venny. Also, I got to
discover that she also had the most beautiful heart
in the world.
She was married and approximately ten years
older than me but I still wished her husband would divorce her or drop dead … so that I could marry
her.
We chatted about a few things and became
friends.
Twenty minutes later, the bell went off and it was
time for my first class. dammie, my heart dey beat
like Don jazzy song, I need to compose myself
well… no jonzing!.
I grabbed my materials and
headed to teach a class full of girls ……”CONTINUE TO READ PART 2 HERE

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A 36-year-old woman, Precious Osas has been
arrested and charged
before Isolo Magistrates’ court for biting off a 25-year-
old man’s ear,
Chikwado Omokwa, over s*x in Lagos State, western
Nigeria.
The incident happened at a popular hotel in Okota
where they lodged for a night’s romp.
According to the police, Precious, believed to be a
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Anita Joseph in an interview with BadooTV has
disclosed that
Nkem Owoh actually touched one of her breasts in the
movie Gamblers and she thinks it’s no big deal. According to the actress, a movie is supposed to be
real, and when they
told her the actor will have to touch it to make it real,
she accepted
because it is her job.
She also spoke about her recent closeness with
Afrocandy, especially when she was in Nigeria and she
said this; Oh yes they are, some of them do worse
things behind closed doors. So
don’t judge me.
I do what I want to do but I can’t do
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Limpopo master, Kcee was a guest performer at an
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The event tagged the Committee of wives of Lagos
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COWLSO was held in Lagos at the Eko Hotels and
Suites, Victoria
Island.
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There is a limit to everything in life most especially
when it comes to relationship and marriage because if
the function of a man is switched, people will term the
lady in his life as a witch. This is why it is advisable for couples or “couples to
be” not to overstep
their boundary when displaying love as the gossips,
the broken hearted and perhaps those who mean well
will term such guy as a slow poke person. Going straight to the business of the day, let’s take a
brief look on things guys do that show ladies are in
control of their life.
1. Becoming her errand boy/puppet
When men were boys, ladies used me as their puppet
by sending me to buy food, fetch water and others.
My friends made jest of me, calling me lover boy and
reported me to my parents that I am under chioma’s
spell.
grin
2. Suffering and Smiling Attitude
Some ladies are in the habit of abusing guys for no
reason most
especially if he is broke or too dumb to express his
emotion. If a guy who used to be affluent and jovial
becomes broke, ladies will ridicule and
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truth. What’s the truth? Women are the cool, calm and
collected ones and men are the ones declaring their
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cautious when it comes to love and men have a
tendency to fall in — hard and fast.
In a study published in the Journal of Social
Psychology, Harrison asked 172 college students if
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took them to say “I love you.” Not surprisingly, men
were prone to say it much faster than women,
declaring their love after just a few weeks compared
to women, who took a few months.
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