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Ruka, I need ur bb pin again. How do I get it?

Pls, this is my first time of posting here! I heard d supplementary list is out but no confirmed source. Any1 with any idea on the list should post a link. Pls reply ASAP

bealuv: al of yhu dah yhu r postin futbal sumfin ehn i ll soon recieve "authority to hide post/ban" 4rm mrs odunnu nao.....she said she is cumin....una hear
@ibrahyeem lol abi i lie
@goodboy me am a gentle gurl oooo i no b trouble maker as in mo gentle gaaan
@akby i go hide yhur post nao ow yhu go put a whole MAN U unda pdp.....abi make i vex ni

al of yhu e gurumorin oooo....se dada la ji ooo

Dada la ji o. Thank God for dis Glorious day. Have fun *winks*

Good evening NL'ers' online especially ruka15. Hw r u all 2day?

Akby: Lol... Confirm we go come carry am enter partnership unto say Active patners #Gbam all dose sleeping or passive no fit do am jawe. Loooool guy e don do ooo before peeps chuk eye for our money

@damoye,abky Last night, My name dey among the top bidders for d privatization of PHCN but I dey fear make e no be sey na when I dey sleep I see the list (I mean for dream). Make una pray make politics no enter cos me need the company for real and to the best of all. And I think na people like you and me go fit rule this country for the betterment of 9ja people. God bless

ruka15: ☺ķ.. Old man,lemme understand U̶̲̥̅̊. Firstly,d joke was bout ɑ̤̥̈̊ priest n ɑ̤̥̈̊ church rite? Secondly,№ muslims were mentioned in d joke rite? So U̶̲̥̅̊ caused dis whole problem rite? Now if U̶̲̥̅̊'re as old as U̶̲̥̅̊ claim,pls get married hv kids n leave us immatured kids in ui. ​Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇ 4 reading

Laff don make me piss 4 my landlord head
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Λ. 8-| ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒ . Ruka, No break my ribs for me o. Choi

ruka15: ɑ̤̥̈̊м̣̣̥̇̊ quite sure ɑ̤̥̈̊ 'church' go-er formed dis joke,so I don't get y U̶̲̥̅̊ ® angry. N if U̶̲̥̅̊ wanna respect faiths,den don't talk bout ɑ̤̥̈̊ mosque like dat.

I don't think he's angry and neither should any of u should. @Kenny Jokes are jokes as long as it makes U to laugh. Pls don't bring in 'Religious Discrimination'.

Na wa o.... UI no even talk about giving us Admission Letter from the school

I think I heard Mozarina say... 'The 5.2cm passport is not really necessary for the clearance'. Pls, How true is this? Cos it was required from the list I downloaded from d net for the clearance. Plz, reply ASAP

Good Morning UI Nairaland Aspirants!!! Pls, don't give urself unnecessary tension. Let ur believe hold the rock of faith and have it in mind that whatever decision UI take shall be for ur Admission. I (personally) wish u all success and Goodluck. Have a nice day and a memorable day of enjoyment (provided d list will be on UI website today)

ishowdot@gmail.:
I know @ least 13 things abt u
now…yh I can predict u!!!!!
1. Ure holding ur phone
2. U just opened my msg
3. Ure now reading it
4. U're human
6. U can't say d letter "P" witout
separatin ur lips
7. U just attempted to do it
8. U are laughing at urself
9. U've smiles on ur face
10. U skipped No.5
11. U just checked 2 see if there
is a No.5
12. U re laughin @ dis b/cos I
caught you
13. U re probably goin 2 hit like

1. I'm with my laptop
2. I did not open cos it's not in my mailbox
3. Yes, I am
4. No doubt
6. For sure
7. I did
8. Why should I, cos i know before now
9. Dat's true
10. I never knw until i checked
11. Yes, read wat i wrote in No. 10
12. Lailai, u no fit
13. I won't but I will quote it
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ishowdot@gmail.:
Today, as it is a new day, may you
experience God's favor upon your
life in whatever you do, be it work,
school,relation ships etc. May he
shine upon you,sickness, poverty,
failure are not your portion! May
health, wealth and success follow
you everyday of your life, there is
power in the tongue, always,
ALWAYS speak positive things into
your life no matter the situation, if
God can bring you to it, he will
bring you through it..

AMEN IN JESUS CHRIST NAME...

pedibaba_360: Hapi bufdae pal,#GGMUB!

@All d chemistry students,xpectin y'all as onli few hav shown up meanwile we were 40+ dat were admitd.

me and nikkylight na chemist too

Ibraheeym: O ye Haters!!! I Have Moved on To Greater Things.. I Will See U inna Jiffy. Thank U-Thank U... How Far-How Far..........1827765..!
Oya E don do o.. Let's Move on plz!

Thanks jare bro. E don do for argument and insult-like words. On behalf of everyone here, I declare 'E DON DO'

ShehuAba: TROUBLE IS.....
When the person interviewing you is the man you insulted in a bus... You go over beg.
When you tell your friend "Your Father" and you turn around to see his/her father staring at you... You go collect enough slap that day.
When mosquito enter your Father's bald head and you try to kill it with your bare hand... You must provide the proof or else you may hear nwin.
When you update your Facebook status with "Salary Things" and your landlord hits like and comments "Correct"... You done use your own hand draw trouble.
When you are in a bus and throw away N500 note instead of gala wrapper... E don red be dat, na mouth you go take pay driver.
When your Father works at NEPA, they take light, you shout "God punish NEPA" and he is there withyou... Na your mama go begin pay your school fees.
When you are on top of an Okada and the Okada man is pinging... Na automatic ticket to either Heaven or hell be that.
When Usain Bolt chases you with cutlass... Abeg o, just stop beg am.
When you give beggar N5000 note instead of N50... Generosity go change mind

i go report this 1 wey u write becoz u don break all my ribs, you don make the worms wey dey my stomach dey dance windeck. God Abeg o, no let ShehuAba kill person o cos if him use laff kill person, na hell fire direct. Nice one Shehu

Lilly001: Hmmmm, i dnt wanna comment b4 but i have to, i m just tired of dis thread. I think we have 2 delete dis thread and stop all dis embarrassment from each angle. What do u wan outsiders 2 say assuming dem dey check our thread. @Ibraheem, just dnt know what 2 say to u, i knw u re trying to say d truth but its in a very bad manner. It was u and Akby in d 1st place, den u and Zezeny. Now u and anodaa person, pple don dey complain abt ur behaviour, the truth is bitter but i have 2 tell you, u re too aggressive and u no dey respect pple's integrity
imagining over 30pple complaining abt ur behaviour, u sud just try and change, u av neva seen any of us physcially and u re already quarreling with most, what whn we resume in UI,
u might need help from any1 of us in UI and in future sef.
Just try and change, its for ur own GOOD not mine. Try and apologise 2 dis peeps, den 4get.
And always mind ur posts, dnt let ur posts offend pple and any1 dat vex u, show d person u re more mature. I pray d God almight will help us all, No1 is perfect, only God is perfect.
Lastly dis thread was created 2 hel pna, @ all, lets help one anoda, 2nd list sud be on evribody's minds.
Be ur broda's keeper, love ur neigbour and enemy as u luv ya sef.
I DON TALK MA Own
i love u all..muahh
leget01 on 2go

good write-up. I know that it's not until We pick up pipe and start passing words of advise into 'their' ears before they can get it right.
E be like sey this thread don tire some people or don make some people tire. Abeg, behave like matured minds cos if u carry Sec. sch mind wey no too mature to specification go uni., u go suffer o. Before u know it, everybody don hate u finish and na only people wey dey collect money from u go dey do u eye service

@Ibrahim, u better change ur way before u turn to bad and useless human being on and off nairaland. Okay?

Ibraheeym: See Y'all Should Just Shut Up.!! It wasn't anybody's Fault dat U were'nt Shortlisted.! Do U know How DIFFICULT or EASY d Exam We Wrote Was Coz now, ure trying to say People dat Were Shortilisted/ Admitted didn't Deserve IT...... See, Me Too I wasn't Shortlisted Last Year, nd I didn't HATE on dose dat got admitted.. Plz Just take ur FATE in good Faith nd gaan Patiently Wait for Ur FUrCKING Time!!! #GodBless

Ah! Ah!
Wat Happen
No take am personal na though u re saying the truth via wrong word(ings).
U get mouth sha

Ibraheeym: Gaan be checking Admission status on Jamb website instad of waiting for mail.

u can only do that after the stipulated time for the meeting with JAMB for their names approval.

Nikkylight: Hello guys, a guy talked abt not knowing how to cook,and nobody take it cwious,abeg if u b guy&u no say u no fit cook,kindly signify,cos me lyk doing cooking business buh na contract basis o....for more information on d business call 01- 2541-3698-256 or nikkylight@cookingbus.org....fnx

okay o, na training i go like make u give me so dat me sef go fit dey cook in just 1 month.
For now, i fit cook water make e boil. LOL

dkolu: quite an interesting thread you got here, i just feel i should say one or two things and clarify some things about ui admission especially on "change of course". one thing you need to know when changing your course is that you are not guaranteed automatic admission just because your score is above the cut-off used during the merit list admission. as a matter of fact the cut-off point used during the merit list admission becomes irrelevant due to the fact that there is limited space and many people are jostling for this limited space. hence, depending on the number of applicant and the number of spaces available the cut off point might go up or come down(but i can tell u its very rare for the cut off point to come down).apart from the limited spaces,there is also the consideration of staff children (ui staff, children are given some concessions in the admission process during change of course ). finally you have the "man know man" aspect but this is very rare and the person must be a top official probably a prof. or HOD of the dept. in essence what i am saying is that because you have a higher score than the previous cut-off point used in the merit list does not mean you will be admitted into that dept/course. but rather a new cut-off mark will be determined based on the new applicant and the available space. its this new cut off mark that will be used to determine who will be admitted. wish all of you the best in your studies

Thanks o. Na true u talk, i been wan talk am b4 u do. Thats the real fact

vimma: wen did u receive urs Cos av checked veri well...its not dere...

You can also check ur Spam (Its located under the Inbox tab) in ur mail box

ShehuAba: @all especialy dose dat av seen d email sent 4rm UI, Pls lets knw wot was ur post UTME score, d course u applyd 4 nd mayb u did change of course. I think dat'l help us ol. Den 2ndly pls who cn find a solutn 2 dis dificulty am encountering with yahoomail. Since ystday if i login it kips on saying Invalid Login ID/pasword, Nd av bin loging in with d ID nd pasword av bin using since i opened d email, Pls any1 wt an idea of hw i could solve shuld kindly help m asap. Tnx 4 ur concern

Try use a PC, cos yahoo is trying to help u protect ur email from intruders. So, they try to advice people to change their password. You will be able to log in as soon as u change ur password. I think that's helpful enough?

ruka15: @don matt, 21B422C2.
@ birthday peeps,congratulations ,HBD n LLNP. May God bless U̶̲̥̅̊ 2day and always! Amen!

@ruka, thanks

@ruka pls, post ur bb pin here

Ibraheeym: Ok.. How abt dis... Girlz Wear PINK... Nd BOYZ wear RED..!

And boy/girl wear reddish-pink. LOL

Ibraheeym: As For Me.. Apart frm d Fact dat I'm a Chelsea Dude, I think they should av considered Drogba for dat Award. If dat award is Based on Champions League Perfomances, I ddnt See 1 special Match dat Iniesta Played. Drogba wat Man of d Match on 5occasions.. Rememba Valencia Grp stage he scored 2goals for us to Qualify.. Napoli 2ndleg.. Barcelona 1/2nd leg nd Bayern in d Final. Drogba was excellent in all deze Matches, yet, dey couldn't even Nominate him ?!

See u, UEFA know themselves say Drogba worth am but if u are in rome, u support rome. Remember he predicted Real Madrid vs Barcelona for final, so they don choose person wey go win the award. If Madrid win am, na C.Ronaldo go win am. Okay?. And no forget say na new day era be dis, no be when footballers dey wear play-pant play like days of Weah wey be African, come win WBP of the year. Now, na oyinbos dey win their award, na remembrance them dey give africans. So, Platini don tell Chelsea fc make them make Statue for D.Drogba for there. Wetin man go do, Abeg call Drogba, Eto'o,Mikel, Osaze, Moses and co make them come play CAF champions league make wey fit they give them our own World footballer of the year.

@all, i gat a call from the school that hostel leasing (accomodation for freshers) will start soon. Abeg, start clinching o.

Nikkylight: Na tru hadeybissie talk o....abeg lets make suggestions and ideas.....i don talk say make we NL put on pink shirt and black trousers &or skirts on d matric day........it a suggestion.and i also fink we shld all see during clearance

Dear, Where u dey since?

bealuv: mayb we shuld strt communicating in pigdin abi hu wan dey correct grammar 4pigdin english
na advice ooo
lmao

Abeg tell them. English no be our papa language

@potmeetskettle and zezeny, abeg make una continue dey look out for una error cos e be like sey this room wan dey dull. Me don read una post laugh tire. Abeg, i wan laugh more. @others, no beg them o.

Akby: Nairalanders pls I need your prayers... My name 2nd on DE list but every time they try computing it, it bounces back like rejected meaning have already been admittedfor 100L. Pls guys put me in your prayers i beg ooooo. It has been confirmed 5 students admitted for DE in elect/elect dept but don't know their names. Still pushing buttons that i believe u can help me too with ur prayers. Thanks

They Lord is ur surety. Put all ur worries behind u cos He will definitely take control