Any chemistry student here (admitted to study chemistry), let's hook up

Whatsapp: +2348067829007

Hello,

I'm MATTHEW A.O, a bonafide student of d dept. Of chemistry, ui.

Want newly admitted chemists to add me via:

Whatsapp: +2348067829007.
Nb: After adding up, just a simple introduction is ok.

This will only enable me add u to d "chemist 2014/15 set" whatsapp group newly created for fresh students.

Thanks

Lilly001: Don Matt Papi..How Far?....Hope say u don run comot from skool.
Wishing u Guys Best of Luck..
Cant wait to meet ya'all

I dey my Oga @d top... U too
How prep? Cos we too can't wait to meet U
The Lord is ur strength and be rest assured that more success is on ur way...
Takia

I think U guys need to respect ur opinions and opinions shared here instead of hurling insults here n there. Nairaland is meant to help us in all areas eg. This is an Education thread... But some people are here mainly to make noise and cause trouble (tho it's been like that for long)...
I think U guys should start preparing urselves for school like meeting one another eg. Everybody uploading ur profile (name, sex, age, pix.,NB: ur mobile no shouldn't be included cos SCAMMERS too are following dis thread etc)
Like we did last year, this brought unity among us nd we created a group talk on BBM, whatsapp n co all to bring about oneness and cos of UNITY.. I'll implore U to follow dis trend and make ur nairaland experience a 1daful 1... God who helped us into UI last year won't let U all alone (pls, let peace reign).... God bless U all

Twitter: @don_matt1
FB: Ariwoola Matthew Olaide Isa
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stay bless UItes

kim k's girl:
please where am I meant to do the x-ray?

U can do ur Xray anywhere in d world provided u get a radiologist report wif the result (Xray film)

Where u can register for Jaja clinic reg.
Students of Faculty of agric vet mad n pharm will be registered @Jaja
Faculty of law and Soc Sci @Law
Faculty of Sci and Tech @New stadium
And what U need to come along wif for reg are: Ur Xray result wif Radiologist's report, 2 passports and ur evidence of payment
NB: registration is on faculty basis...




Thanks and God bless

I called one of UI's staff (lady), she said there's no stuff like dat in skul... Azinnn, she didn't hear anytin abt non_cooking but heard building of kitchenettes in all d HoR... She said wen she resume duty 2dae and confirm, she will giv me a call..she said almost all their staff hav children/ ward in d skul and if a staff hav like 4 children in d skul, will they be eating free in d skul? I said No.. Then she said VC can't put total ban on cooking sha and if he does, all d staff will fight for us- that's from her own thought

Akby: Official Logo of the Zikities... Customized wears coming soon! We simply ROCK UI!!!!

Just listening to News now! It's even on The Nation newspaper. Freshers resumes on 7th and Stalites on the 11th kindly pick up The Nation newspaper and read for yourself. 4 days to go!

I sight U boss! Some people for dey here only to distract people's attention with rubbish talks wey dem say them hear... We don confirm 7th of Jan since last year Senate meeting. The sch calendar even dey almost every corner in d school, which we confirm it to people here... Some people still come here to say it 14th jst to cause confusion. Na wa ooo

@everybody asking for best and neat hall, don't disturb urself o cos most people will end up where dey never chose which might be d worst (hall).
NB: Final year student's accomodation registration @ USLB ends early this week, almost all the good/better ones hav been picked (I guess). Just apply and hopefully, U get a good one.

ruka15: Since am as stressed and confused as most of d peeps here,I started wif d whole email upgrade ish. Go 2 ui's site on ɑ̤̥̈̊ pc and click on students,U̶̲̥̅̊'ll Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴͡ students mail under it n then U̶̲̥̅̊'ll fill one or 2 fins. Doin dis 2 pass time while waiting 4 more infos...

UI try but d school don ya #wayray. We go pay 4 Wema/Mainstreet Bank, from there we go come dey think how we go take find Stanbic Bank. What kinda stressful life is dis o, UI?

HURRAY!!! It has been confirmed that we are resuming unfailing* on 7th of Jan 2013. Go to Wema Bank and Mainstreet Bank UI Branch to see payment details and u don't need any acct number. Jst tell d cashier U r paying for UI fees. #GOODLUCK#
NB: 2013 sch calender has been pasted on d notice board which states 7th of Jan for freshers while all UI staff resume today.

Before people begin to circulate pirated, cheap & unauthorized NEW YEAR greetings, let me be the only authorized dealer of NEW YEAR good wishes, wish you and your family an original HAPPY NEW YEAR with NAFDAC registration number 01-01-2013.

Lilly001: My little advice...Pay @ Mainstream Bank, den proceed to wema bank to collect ur pin and change if u qat.
Na don matt tell me oo..*winks*



na slap qo land ur face for wema bank

Na sooo, d branch manager to refresh and reload ur face #talking from experience.

Lolz

I called a top official in d ICT dept to confirm if we should expect sumfin new, He said in d next few days, the portal will be upgraded to 2012/2013 while other news will be confirmed on UI's website. He also confirmed to me almost* exactly what OME wrote earlier. #GOODLUCK#

Make una chill o. UI website dey under Hi-Tech construction and presently offline. Wait, everything will be rectified. And d portal might follow d upgrading.

kim k's girl:
And the portal is not yet opened for the payment

Leget: Are U a learner? He asked. LOL
Chill, na because of ppu wey dey shout 'how much be school fees?' Make them post am. It seems UI is not fully prepared for freshers. So, have patience

Tolu k: Wat's GES?

Goodluck Ebele Sambo. Hope U find dis helpful. LOL.........
I think it simply mean General Study eg English, NPC etc

IT is out at last ooooo. Go to www.ui.edu.ng to download payment schedule

I called a top official in UI today to confirm what's going on, He said they are dealing with DLC students for now. He also said everywhere in the school is occupied with DLC students having lectures and some other activities. *in conclusion* He said we should be expecting any message from UI from now till Jan 2 cos the school has given DLC coordinators Ultimum and we should start full registration in early days of January 2013.

Follow @don_matt1 on twitter for latest education news in UI and other fed Uni(s)

Jossy4luv

LAUGH IT OFF
G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there... any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please ... send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Sambo, answer this for me. Yourmother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure,8-|" said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one..." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, one night, he ran into Dora Akunyili #:s. Sambo asked, “Dora, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, it's me! / " Sambo smiled, and said,"Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Jonathan. "Sir,I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Dora Akunyili! =D" Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I don't have intelligent people around me. !You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair!
Abeg my people, who MUMU pass

@abky, help tell fellow whats app'ers sey my fone go do halloween break for him doctor clinic. i will be back as halloween is over

2nd batch candidate list for DE student is out and 3rd batch for UTME too out. Click on this to check if u hav been admitted http://www.ui.edu.ng/content/20122013-acceptance-offer-provisional-admission-de-3rd-batch-utme-candidates

Hardeybisey: http://sirkenayo./2012/11/03/hot-love-unibadan-babe-tries-to-kill-self/

That's good of U #dgirl. I understand what she's trying to do. Una know sey them dey exam period, So she wan use Hypo white-wash her experience with the guy in her memory and concentrate with her exams #MUMU girl

ishowdot@gmail.:

Feel Hot Jokes
Akpos died and went 2 heaven
where he
met Angel Micheal
Akpos::: So finally I mak heaven
afta all d rubbish wey I do 4
life Tank God 4 God o
Angel Micheal::: Oya cum enta ya
room
Akpos::: Bros Micheal wetin dey
sup 4 downstairs cos d noise na
DIE
Angel Micheal:: Na hellfire b dat
Akpos:: I fit go peep?
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go lock gate by 5pm so if u nor
quick cum back u go jus stay
hellfire
""Akpos goes 2 peep and der he
sees all d celebrities dat ever lived
on earth clubin and avin alot of
fun. Akpos comes bac by 4pm
and
Angel Micheal speaks::: 9ce 2 see
u bac early my son you r truly a
son of God O
Akpos:: I come pack my load
before Una Lock Heaven..
Angel Michael : why ?
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Akpors: i wan go groove 4 hell

Cos him sef na celebrity

Bolaji 16: Which is the happiest
A. Getting admitted into the University.

B. Graduating from the University..

Feel free 2 air ur views on dis matter. As 4 me, d 1 dat'z graduating would b d happiest cos he/she was able 2 scale thru as wel as overcum d various hurdles he/she encounterd while in skul....LET'Z KIP IT GOIN Y'AL...more views ar welcumd on dis matter...

C U, if u use up to seven years for house and keep giving Jamb registrar sometimes #20,000 (special centre) or #5000 (normal) at last, U come get the admission, U go be the happiest na (abi wetin una think?) Shey una no knw how una take write full page bible and quran before shortlisting, post jamb result, admission list and clearance on top NL. If u think abt all this wahala and hypertension, being the happiest no go pass ur boundary. LoL

oladosuphemmy: my 2go username is FEMI7777

Is this another news from UI? Pls, what is the source of this news. #joking o

A Conversation Between A Dying Father (Oct) And His Son (Nov)

Oct: My son I'm tired.
Nov: Why?
Oct: My time is up, I will be going to join your forefathers.
Nov: I know, your time is over... I will miss you Dad.
Oct: Let me tell you some things before I go.
Nov: What is it Dad?
Oct: Please when I go, make sure you take care of this person.
Nov: Who?
Oct: The person READING this conversation of ours.
Nov: Okay.
Oct: I made some promises to this person during my reign, I fulfilled some, and some I couldn’t.
Nov: But why couldn’t you fulfill all dad?
Oct: Well, my son time and human factors affected some of the promises....
Nov: But...
Oct: But surely, I spoke with God on this person's behalf, and God granted my wish that you may fulfill the rest promises that I couldn't. So these are the rest of the fulfillment you will carry out on this person.
Nov: Go on dad.
Oct: Stabilize this person's health all through your reign there shall be no sickness! Open a direct link between God and this person.
Nov: Done, carry on Dad.
Oct: Ensure that this person's dreams come to reality within the shortest period of time.
Nov: Alright.
Oct: Give this person wealth that will touch lives of multitudes.
Nov: Surely.
Oct: Make sure that you remove all remaining hindrances to success from this person's way and make the year a huge success.
Nov: I will dad, no problem!
Oct: Pay more emphasis on the advice of this person's friends, dont worry about that of this person's enemies, God will take care of that! Get it?
Nov: Yes
Oct: Finally, promise me that when your own time is up, you will instruct this to your offspring after offspring (DEC & The others) to keep positive fulfilments of this person going!
Nov: Yes dad, may God help me!
Oct: Now I can pass to the beyond happily!
May you be prosperous In Jesus Name!!!
Nov: Happy new month.

Akby: Me dey lie abi? Oya u wan deny this? All because of 6 packs make dat Vetinary girl trip for u

@abky, u funny pass ghost with this ur post. Na 4 repairere house I go pick my when One of my guyz c d pix laff enta express without looking either directions

Ibraheeym: Lol.. Ppl abeg Imagine this: U dey queue for Aboki Kiosk u wan Buy CONDOM.. Nd ur PASTOR Suddenly appears Behind u Saying " Broda Akby, What are U Buying ? Let Me Pay for U" ... Abeg wetin u go do ?

I go answer am d African way na. Haba!!! I go say- Pastor, na d thing wey u come buy me too come for o. If Pastor come say na Toilet roll him come buy, I go say na meat roll me come buy cos all na ROLL. LoL