₦airaland Forum

afrogurl:
tyric do u ve money 2 take care of a cute girl?if u do,i ve someone available.she is a student so u need a fat pocket 2 take care of her.

I know u are referring to ur self. why not be bold enough to say it.

oh! I just lost my numbers.

metodman:
U be Prophet ni ?
My full names are - JULIUS BEGGAR AGROMA

Abeg start changing ur toothpaste now.

gabrywyl:
I dey fine jare. Campaign manager of wetin?

for the beauty contest.

gabrywyl:
hmmmm. . . . Now I really miss my father. . . .

oh my daughter! i miss u 2.

Gab how u dey. I wan make u my campaign manager.

dani1luv:
_{neo u go skull at'all}

why u cancel am. no they fear that guy. talk ur mind, i dey ur back.

oh yah! Daddy's pikin.
hope daddy did not give you my pikin's mixtuxe?

Despite the fact that I have defeated Romande three times He Never accepts defeat. He is like 9ja politicians-Always claiming of rigging.

romade:
thunder fire ur balls na me u dey talk about like that bah shameless ewu, runner up of a chimpazee in biuty contest

oh! come off it romade. you don't even know your potentials. God knows why he made me a runner up to you in that beauty contest .

neo_welsh:
@don
that is a mistake, that guy is preparin 4 his first school leavin certificate and not neco or waec, but its likely he wil pass.

Oh! thank, i was mistaking him to be my younger sis.

yes don't let any body provoke u even me.

blackweaver:
Nope my name's not etc but this section's supposed to be jokes etc and since i haven't seen any joke in this thread i guess it falls in the etc section

smart boy! u most pass ur waec and neco this Year.

Andy1985ng:
I'm still trying to decipher what is really happening in this room, perhaps the answer will be provided by pedro, and wetin cause romade & u begin yab unasef? Gab, u are a crowd puller.

the small boy does not know that he can only dine wit the elders when he washes his hands.

sylve11:
and the above line is that i havent yet got the msg

I think it is time u go back to ur English teacher to make u get the massage.

sweetmum:
it's not lack of oppourtunity,its just what the person want, as i want to remain a virgin till i get married. that decision was not because no man asked for it.

I like ur gods. don't let Romade catch u oh! have u seen a he goat going after the, ,

gabrywyl:
Who be da cat

if romade is smart enough. It is his responsibility to find out.

romade:
Donpedro orie o fokasibe

what is the meanin of that?
wouldn't u go after the cat.

romade:
abeg tell am cuss me be new generation

the bottom line is that u got the massage.

romade:
pedro my boy i don't av gender problem  
if u read d d quote in Gab'spost u'll know i was talking to her

oh! sorry about that. I have cheesed the cat awaY.
Oh God look at what it has don to ur name ROMADE

gabrywyl:
Shola, I'm so sorry. . . Just that I have not been myself lately. . . U would have to excuse me till Feb is over. . . 

Gab please don't do that. It has not come to that.

blackweaver:
chei these nairaland people get craze o! i think say this section na jokes etc e be like say this na one of those etc sha

let me ask u a question.
Is ur Name etc?

gabrywyl:
Ok, why do you want to draw my attention for?  

I don't think i will let that out here.

romade:
all mouth
wetin do u 2day Mrs DonPedro 2?

point of correction. MR.
yes there is something wrong with me. Actually, I just saw a cat eating up two letters from the left of ur name and one letter from right of ur name.
leaving your name as??

gabrywyl:
Yesoo. . . You go ask him Ooo. . . 


Pedro, to be honest with you, am  not being myself for a month now. I hate myself and I wish that I would just die anytime and just when I am starting to recover, you go bash me up as such.

you probably think i Hate u right?
I don't.
I was just trying to draw ur attention.
Mybe I did the wrong we.
I'm sorry.

gabrywyl:
WHAT U are not well atall. . . The guy is obviously a hater! 

Gab i don't Hate you. I can't just resist chubby chicks.

Yeah. . . My size. Doesn’t matter what size you were thinking. As far as I know, I appreciate what God has given to me unlike some other people or would I say, MOST people. . .

And I appreciate what God has given to u too, despite the fact that u work tirelessly u still manage to be robust.

gabrywyl:
I'm suspecting that you must be an Igbo boy

Hmmm. . . Not another bloody gay born on earth for no reason. Your mouth is equivalent to a market woman do you know that? Newbie, if you have nothing else better to say, go mess off and dig your grave aight? U aint welcome here especially not in the jokes section considering to the fact that u aint funny atall and your post aint suited to the Jokes section. (Meaning that people come to the joke section to let go off their sorrows, troubles and you with your big yappin mouth are making it worst for us here. Please know where are you standing at before you answer) Another word from you and I swear u turn to ashes fool! 


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Sorry guys. . . This will be the first and the last bad word I'm saying here as I hate newbies whom don't know where their standing at. Its more than good enough we let them post something here but its too bad when they are being disrespectful to others.

anyway, sorry if I offended you, but I asked a simple question not a yab. certainly those words are not met for me maybe for my dog. It's just that I am in love with chubby Mamas. They have tit road. 

sexyLeamon:
you are very welcome
what's the reason to be that rude? it is totally uncool

where I am is cooooool enough for me.

gabrywyl:
my grandma is available for you. Ive shown her your picture and she is Hot right now. . .

Not anymore as granny is taking over!

is your granny as fat as u are?

gabrywyl:
Huh WHat makes you think that I have the goodies now?  

Your size.

gwary76:
please does anybody knows how a virgin and a non virgin taste? how can i know one? please help me because i am a virgin and i want to know a virgin when i meet one.


baby boy

since you are a virgin and u want to know how virginity taste, then taste your self.