₦airaland Forum

Stancity:
Lovely sha... But it can only happen in Banana Island...

Don't rue out the possibilities o


Since we're all from different states the chances are there.


Might as well get posted to Borno

Xcozee:
[size=22pt]good evening to you all!
Shout out to all my hommies in the hood! [/size]
Cc: [size=15pt]2el
Stancity
Physika
Haywire
majidyusuf
Hadassaheke
Shawwal1
Iykebest1
Kbs468
Zeenas
Sydneyboss
Hilsocial
Sodiqyinka
Deracathy
Donpsymon
Thespark
Babatawa
Thespark
Haywire
Halifuck
Ayima...

And other PCM I can't recall 4now! [/size]

Baba I see you.


Oya chop knuckle

sydneyboss:
no p na, so far u ain't the judge

Yeye... Do and go to bed.

And no reply weird or sarcastic reply for here again

chimajii:
Tnx man.... D moi moi pepper too much ooo.. Don't toast any girl that doesn't give u face: I be confirmed LOTHARIO ,

Lol


Apparently I put the pepper so that you go talk none stop. + as a lothario... You the womanize be that, make dem catch you with person woman for this house you wee know

idee91:
Thats the only logical conclusion. Maybe b4 this week runs out sha

Hopefully, tho the twitter handle said August.

I'm not too keen on seeing it again since I already know the main date for camp. The rest don't bother me too much.

babatawa:
Babes can dream sha
it would b fun tho, if Physika nur dey there

The Nysc officials for there no go ever forget our batch

Raylight2:
job opportunity is out for me . I need a low cost area with good state allowance. hoping to save much for a business thereafter

Try Osun, I learnt they have juicy PPAs or

Oyo, cost of living is relatively low, even I Ibadan.

Might as well go for Jigawa in the north..,

Amanbra but I can't assure you of the cost of living,

And Enugu, any local Govt apart from the state capital.

You should be fine.

babatawa:
*comes in carrying the holy Qur'an wearing kaftan with turban*
bro I'm in a spiritual mode

*faints*

Zeeenas:
Gud morning my E-fam. Wishing u a cool day.
Make una imagine say dem post all of us 2 d same camp, wetin go happen.

Cc
Shawwal1
Babatawa
Majidjusuf
Stancity
Physika
Allsmyles
Sugarcoatted


Answer for her ASAP.

chimajii:
Morning all is this introduction thing yall request necessary? RSUST Graduate,Potential BB participant.

Welcome buddy!

Don't be the post and run away type.

Be the belong to the family and live here type.

*hands you moi moi and palp*

Don't toast any girl that doesn't give you face...

Be friends with everybody... And have FUN!

tonyx4x44:
nope bro... that was my first post...
phone section... yeah
graduate of KSU
potential NYSC 2015 Batch B participant.

Welcome to the house buddy!

Sit close to majidyusuf

Don't let him corrupt you tho

sunkyrazzy:
Hello Batch B. prospects...Saw a Batch B calendar; saying dat Batch B;stream A will be going by October ending while Stream B is also around November ending...How true is dat house??

www.nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2015/2015b.php

Check that page

idee91:
Just saw it naw. ...... no dates for other activities except for orientation course

Exactly! Seems they're still working on it

Mnewton:
Tweet from @nysc_lagos @nysc_lagos: 2015 Batch B orientation timetable as approved by The DG NYSC stream 1: 28 oct-16th Nov 2015, stream 2: 25th Nov - 14th Dec. 2015. Here are the list of things that you will need for the 3weeks NYSC Orientation Camp..... 1. Call up letter(Original&10 Photocopies) 2. School I D card(Original&10 Photocopies) 3. Notification of Result (Original&10 Photocopies) on point 4. Passport photographs (About 10-15 copies) 5. Stationery e.g pen, Jotter for lectures, stappler&tippex. (Note:- The 1st 4 are for registration&do not laminate your call-up letter pls) 6. Round necked white T shirt atleast 3 7. White shorts atleast 2 8. Plain white sneakers/tennis shoes(rubber) (1) 9. White socks atleast 2pairs 10. Mosquito treated net (to guide your belongings) 11. Basic drugs panadol,paracetamol,etc (not necessary because it will be available at the NYSC clinic) 12. Padlocks 13. Waist pouch 14. Beverages 15. Dettol, bath soap&Detergents (if you don't wanna spend for washing) 16.Towel&face towel 17. A pair of slippers 18. Bedsheets 19. Flashlight (Torchlight phone) 20. Food flask, bowl and cup 21. Sunglasses 22. Extra phone batteries and charger 23. Cash from N10,000 upward( if you want to enjoy Maami Market)......

Babatawa come and see he forgot condom

geepee211:
finally, october 28 confirmed for stream I orientation camp......kudos to NYSC management

Cheers!

It baffles me why they haven't released the other dates. They might end up rushing things like online registration.

Raylight2:
what state is best for service from testimonies you have heard?

Any state that can satisfy you , make you feel comfortable, support your course of study, provide job opportunities and for someone like me..., Encourage me to have fun and learn from innovative folks.. That's all

Who has seen the shakara Nysc officials are doing with their time table on their official site? Just saw the ish sha

theSpark:
Idi Amin Dada Muamar Gaddafi Abacha Kim jong il Rambo

Sparky you no well ...

theSpark:
I hail bro. I pray the rain reach my side too.

Una no d smell rain for una side o

God is punishing you people for your sins... No rain, serious sun

iykebest1:
so u knew..good a thing that both are facing each other in the semis. Let discuss more after the game.
.
#teamSharapova.

Alright...

sydneyboss:
the farm your father gave to mine ba?

So you mean your father doesn't have farm

Your case dey court

iykebest1:
then you don't know Sharapova.

Maria Sharapova that russian blonde na. World number 4.
She just be me like Caroline Wozniacki

majidyusuf:
going good, how's yours? Oga bring bribe come today?

Nooo but I dey work now... Today na serious work o

I just take break.


It rained in Makurdi so network been poor. E just steady now I say ma rush come check una.

Aare2050:
if you are d one dat typed d above post, its either u dnt knw d meaning of LEFT or u want what happen on page 119 n 419 to repeat itself. bck off right now.
cc:
babatawa, gazaliah, donpsymon, thespark, stancity, buhari, aisha, obama, BH.

This you CC sha

Kuku cc
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Sadam Hussein
Jack Bauer
Vladimir Putin
David Cameron
Robert Mugabe
Baba Iyabo




How your day?

majidyusuf:
ha ha, you can say I have been touched by the gods

Lol bruh


How your day?

Physika:
Bros no tym o
Ah neva kno whr dem go post person go..
Bur, ah wan jux buy som miscellaneous Long thick socks, blanket, trunk

No go buy low quality o...
I dey work now sha.

Physika:
Yee paa..

What i do nw?

You can't yab an EFCC official in Naija and go unpunished... The law is the law

.. And the economy is bad..

How you dey?

sydneyboss:
Lol, he can't fit do anything

Till you find yaself lying dead in a closed casket under ya fathers farm in the village

majidyusuf:
na light green, like Nigeria last jersey

*Touches your forehead to feel body temperature*





You well ni?

majidyusuf:
na light green, like Nigeria last jersey

Your madness is natural...


Artificial no follow am

Physika:
Thats true bro..
A frnd dt jux had his p.o.p had varyin colors..
Brownish green, greenish brown
Mehn d kolor variation no b hia
Reminds me of a certain tym we mapped d shales outcropd @ ekhiadolo... *Loool
Ah go enta town nxt week sef go get som nysc stuff..
#no.tym

Ahn ahn.
Isn't it too early?

Na july be this o... Abi you d fear say the prices go skyrocket during oct?

Physika:
Good move..
Criminals go plenty b dat..
Cos u as an agent na one chance

did you just imply that I'm a criminal?

*Prepares your arrest warrant*