₦airaland Forum

Stancity:
Badoo.... My position is tight.... Curfew in tact.....

No breaking of order.. Any attempt will unleash the dragon in the cage....

What's up na? Shey you're good to go?


+ I jes scored... Its normal sha.

Obagoal don come back...



*in Jim Beglin's voice* "Normal service has been resumed"



Cc Elmisti

shawwal1:
Hahaha

You ought to commence training

I started preparing long ago now am physically ready playing lot of ball n exercising too to be in good shape for camp

hope all this camp so get bttr playing pitch I wan play ball for my platoon for camp jst 2keep me in good shape for life challenges

E don tey wey I play ball o...


Na gym things get me from tomoro sef.... You wey the ask if camp go get better pitch you think say na club sign you





Na service you the go o

Beamborla:
Where is the bread

*removes agege bread and butter* Oya take

Hope you've been alright?

shawwal1:
Hahaha na one Job I just thy manage

And the worst tin be say I never reciv salary for two month now just imagine d tin tire me...

But since na next month we dy enter camp I'll be patient mayb b4 them dy wil cumulatively give me everytin

How that ur boss na?hope u guys r good pal na

Lol


We're patching o


I want stop work at the end of the month sef.


So that I'll concentrate on myself before service...


Need to resume gymnastics o... Before I faint for camp.

elmisti:
Enjoy ya slf boss

Apparently!

Gazaliah:
********Pour petrol on his seat light matches on it******
I go see wia you wan sit now

Welcome back bro and stand dia dey Guard us(We the stakeholders)

*looks at you*

*smug*

*Pre orders Zodiac chair on jumia*



Do better homecoming you no hear...

elmisti:
#done......ALL WEED on DONPSYMON !......a veteran of the house.....

That's right!

*dances shakiti bobo*

shawwal1:
A big congratulations to you and everyone for wuna sch

God has been wonderful I must confess

Life has been awesome over here jst gettn ready for service to my father land

Honestly bro, it all happened like a miracle.


I should start preparations too.


What's up with your jobs? You wey the work 3-4 jobs...


Baba you must have hammered now o

elmisti:
Happy for u bro!......some are not as lucky as u ooo.......oya shaye for boys

Begin share weed for erybody...


All drinks on a nigga


Biko bring Ciroc for babatawa and Shawwal1

elmisti:
Oya no vex....com sit for my space....jst say make I do small territorial defence ni....as u don comot tey tey...hw va...ar u gud to go for B15

I went for sabbatical o



But I'm back now... Forget all this grey hair.



Sha I'm super good to goooo don't know about y'all.


Just sit down... Let me sit with my goons Shawwal1

shawwal1:
Haba Don! Haba Don! this is really unacceptable Gosh sure na U?

Welcom bck man whr have you been all ur guys thy ready for Reg n Camp

Mehn... Its me o... Forget the grey hair, na the exile cause am



I'll explain.

You know back then in July my school was on strike eh? We lost hope for mobilization o then our shap shap governor then met ASUU's demands and school called off on the 28th.


Our results were not even ready by then o... Imagine... Me wey graj last year fa. I had to quietly hide from the thread I no want disappointment... then the inevitable happened.


School senate approved our results on the 8th. Forwarded it to student affairs and Academic unit, pre mob list came out and this morning, friend of mine brought that senate verification link whatever...


I checked and saw my details o... Had to come back home here... How's life bro?

elmisti:
# flash you my Glock 49mm


# I am the biggest drug baron here.....# and I maintain order in ma hood

Them no tell you who I be ni?



Biko... You want to attend your funeral ko?



Shey you don't know elders eh?



Don't interrupt my homecoming before I summon council meeting for ya head.

Whatever happened here?

Where's them old folks? Cc babatawa and Shawwal1


Really? Y'all left or what?

elmisti:
#whistles

Guy no trespassing!

*looks at you*
*infuriated*

Who be this?

CC 2el Babatawa Stancity Majidyusuf sydneyboss Shawwal1 Gazaliah beamborla sugarcoated Zeenas Haliluck Physika ... I don forget some names sha

*Tip toes to front sit* *straight face*

Benny95:
badt guy, which kin experience u wan get 4 villa na?

*Villagers welcome and respect corpers more than city dwellers


*Village amenities like fresh and cheap food will blow your mind


*You experience weird/vague traditions and festivities and learn a lot


*You get forced to learn a new language.

*cost of living in most Nigerian villages is understandably low

*You get preferential treatment

*+ I think you get free rides... And me I've stayed in the city for so long I'd prefer a village that's why I aint lobbying for anything #Villagekopa

Allsmyles:
Yes we will

Yeah! Sure.
How are you? Hope you slept like a babe?

sunkyrazzy:
Thanks bro!

You're welcome

majidyusuf:
una lucky, if not mtn or etisalat, forget it

All the same, you the still browse. How your night na?

Stancity:
If one reads meaning into this comments, something is fishy
why do u prefer village to town Maybe ur akara mind is telling u that those Mgbeke wey dey for villages never open eyes

Bad people be implying bad things all the time


Even where I dey now, no be anyhow babes I d run...


Na for village I go come go d hustle local champions?


Na just village lifestyle I wan feel, nothing else... Oya close ya dirty mind

chimajii:
Morning,Manchi, no try do that kain moi moi again abeg, I dey shuttle rest room since.

Like na me say make you no take diarrhea pills


How was your night? Hope you slept well?

theSpark:
Here's my NYSC wish list for my state of posting.
*It shouldn't be more than 9 hours from any of my houses
*It must have a functioning airport
*No militants
*No BH
*No tribal fights
*Should have high commercial activities
*Pmp, GMAT, Ielts TOEFL centres

ppa must have

*Stable/Semi Stable Electricity
*Strong etisalat network (I don't want to climb trees or rocks to make calls )
*Potable water must be available ( No fetching cooking water from rivers)
*Be free of cultists and robbers
*Cheap food
*Fine girls to hang out with
*Friendly villagers


Amen

*wakes u up in 4mths time to discover you were posted to sokoto*

majidyusuf:
Glo ke, from the way i no fit use their frre MB browse na him i say i no go do any of them data plan, you know say before film comot trailers dey first show, if i score for 750 no be bad prep against 800

I go soon score for 800 sef


Glo super fast for my side o... Na him I d use now like this sef.

Stancity:
Borno is out of Sight for now.... Nobody dey talk about Lag... Hmmm

Me I no like lag and Abj for nysc o


They won't give me the kind of experience I'm looking for.


+ I want serve for village... City life should chill first... Might to to the city for weekend flexing sha

hilsocial:
NYSC is just confused . Did u see the caption. They wrote batch A

Our batch sha

Everything seems scattered but God got us sha

theSpark:
Me?? Toilet??
You ain't well at all.

No make me vex scatter this area o.

For this insolence you go wash the male, female, haemaphrodite, gay and public toilets for three days.

you'll wash FP toilets too, and the ones at the politics section.

I'm I the person that said your name should appear twice on roster?

See wahala o

Raylight2:
thanks bro...I'll consider the west . thanks

You're welcome.

Xcozee:
[size=18pt]searching 4d hand [/size]

*hits it hard on your nose and runs away for fear of retaliation*
E no mean say I no fit fight u sha

Gazaliah:
Hilsocial
Ayima
Aare
2el
Stancity
Physika
Haywire
majidyusuf
Hadassaheke
Shawwal1
Iykebest1
Kbs468
Zeenas
Sydneyboss
Deracathy
Donpsymon
Thespark
Babatawa
Thespark


Xup all

Norin do me


Where you go hide sef? How's fasting?


You didn't miss much sha, jst page 700 and 750 and the nysc mini TT. That's all.

Allsmyles:
E go swt die oh...choi. I only hope we will be free wit eachoda den as we re now.

Yah... I get your point


Since na only write we the write and we no the see...

I think it'll take time, but we'll blend in sha.

majidyusuf:
DonPsymon, na network make you beat me oh

Dey dere na...


If them say use glo, you no go hear...


+ shey na 800 we d wait na...
?


E be like I just show you highlights for that episode o

theSpark:
my name appeared twice cause I'm twice as nice

Be deceiving yoursef

Its because you're to clean the toilet twice this week

*gives you hypo*