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 NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 10:05am On Oct 17, 2015 |
| Jokes Etc › Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No S*x Tonight by DonPsymon(op): 8:03am On Oct 17, 2015 |
Being a man, I’ve never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words “I do.” One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT?!!! What was that?!” So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’ll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said let’s get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you … she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck! I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled “WHAT!!!” I then said, “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?” Apparently I’m not having s*x tonight either … |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:41am On Oct 17, 2015 |
Olami90:  Dem wan build mansion... When men of the nights watch no dey  |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 6:06am On Oct 17, 2015 |
Marcelinho:Mansion ke? You didn't see the first 2 posts on the page abi? |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 6:04am On Oct 17, 2015 |
goodyboo:He truly is my dear... |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:29pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
My guess is ... They banned most of my goons due to too much spamming |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:18pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:16pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
elmisti:I chop craze  Baba oooo Which school be that sef? Na which brand dem dey on? Make dem for recommend for person |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:10pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
iykebest1:No be lie bro... I know they'll be back on the 20th |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:01pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
goodyboo:I got lucky o... Those results have been ready... Don't knw why they're delaying ... They said they won't give again till next week wednesday  |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 6:59pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
goodyboo:Yeah boo |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 12:30pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
elmisti:Ours is free sha... As long as you pay 3,200 for Alumni, and you're done with clearance... Na to photocopy the alumni receipt, clearance form, and your school ID go collect the statement. |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 12:27pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
I knew this place will be as quiet as a burial ground when we reach 3k+ sha... Just didn't think it'll be this quiet... |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 12:26pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
hayzed2: |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 12:22pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
elmisti:Baba na A4 o... Nothing special for there... My own has coloured school logo, my name and class of degree written in italics... The rest na bold letters... I think I can design a better SOR |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 12:19pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
hayzed2:Lemme nor explain further.. Before you wee think I'm guilty |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 12:18pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
elmisti:Wetin the special about SOR before Na 1 paper like that... And its BSU. The paper jus get coloured school logo and plenty grammar |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 11:58am On Oct 16, 2015 |
hayzed2:e atrocities? Nah!.. not me... Can't be me hayzed2:Don't worry... You go still understand my type of man You go begin hustle woman wey go make you carry eye comot for the rest. |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 11:53am On Oct 16, 2015 |
hayzed2:You never hear say... Man love only 1 woman? That's how I feel for goodyboo.... |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 11:51am On Oct 16, 2015 |
goodyboo:Thanks bae... Wish you a wonderful day! I collected my SOR today I'm so excited! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 11:44am On Oct 16, 2015 |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 11:43am On Oct 16, 2015 |
Collected and made photocopies of my SOR today... Elmisti and Keribaby... Make una dey dere o |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 11:42am On Oct 16, 2015 |
hayzed2:When you have a goodyboo.. You don't need to look elsewhere |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 11:41am On Oct 16, 2015 |
hayzed2: hayzed2: hayzed2: |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 8:22am On Oct 16, 2015 |
mistabiola:That's quite true... I think he'd have done far better under Fergie. Van gaal style's too slow... |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:53am On Oct 16, 2015 |
icehood:From your house to Lagos, then to Abj in 6 hours  Your case sha |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:50am On Oct 16, 2015 |
KeriBaby:I slept well too... And I'm looking forward to a wonderful day In defense of Sammie I think every1 has their style... You jes need to understand him better! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:47am On Oct 16, 2015 |
goldenone:Yeah... I kept wishing it never ended |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:46am On Oct 16, 2015 |
mistabiola:Yeah bro... But we should all still be patient with memphis tho... I see potential in him. |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 6:30am On Oct 16, 2015 |
GET IN!!! EPL Player on the month Cc donasere, mistabiola hilsocial, iykebest1
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| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 6:28am On Oct 16, 2015 |
KeriBaby:Here we go Can't believe you fell for that... Jes small troll got to you... Bet don't liv samme sha... BTW, How was your night? |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 6:12am On Oct 16, 2015 |
goldenone:I know oooo... I understand that feeling... Na as I been the think say the thing go normal... Na why I miss out And it was madddddd fun |
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