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Daniyemi:
pls who got this information on their NYSC dashboard?


"No valid signature found for your registration. Create one
now"

That's how you carefully ignored the stream II part of the gist


But that's none of my business *sips tea*

KeriBaby:
Hehehe yea very wise thing to do my friend
Maybe Goodyboo knows the exact amount since she's from AKS

Try and find out how much jare so u wee be prepared

Lol


Its too early nau


We still have like a month!

mobi18:
by road or by air..wats ur location,i know lagos to akwa ibom is btw 8500- 9000k,,varies on bus line

Lol was only kidding is still to early to inquire about TP fare... + I'm in Makurdi.

mistabiola:
★★★ After the lab experiment, we found out that the blue eyes was injured beyond treatment...***Accept my condolences Chimajii famz... ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Lol... How I guessed AA during reg cos I didn't know my genotype...

chimajii:
Ha! *looks at him without head**...u better live my blue eyes alone u knw sey mistabiola don dey find make imm pikin get am...forwhere ei no fit...

Na lie o... He d run experiments as we speak... And I sure say he don know your genotype... That's how you went and put SS during reg

mobi18:
bet y kini? i dey talk true nah,na haywire1 bring bro to bro kiss

In essence, you can confirm that, haywire1 na

*side eye*

omitooguns:
Mesere ndung

Whatever that is, mix it with afang soup


*raises 3 fingers to the air*


HATRICK!

KeriBaby:
Lol Exactly

Lemme tell you somfin



*whispers to her ear*
Was thinking of asking TP cost yesterday sha

mobi18:
seconded.. na yoruba class go fit am..na like fada like son..

Lol

mobi18:
help me ask d mozzerati called haywire1,d guy don mozz wella.. mozzmore of b15... c anoda award fpr u haywire1

In mistabiola's voice *****bet y****

KeriBaby:
Church was Awesome

Hope you went

Cuz we need to dey seal our posting with the BlOOD o cuz
The way people come dey jealous ehn

Baba already told me that we'll be on our way to Akwa ibom by this time next month... So no need to panic

chimajii:
**punches his eyes and uppercuts him away**

Whaaaaattttt


*cuts his head, uses his left leg for sacrifice to amadioha, castrates and feeds his balls to the vultures, removes his heart and pours whatever indian poison I can find, calls Dr Abiola (mistabiola) and hands him your blue eyes for further experiments*





*sees you're still alive*


*smh for this world*

KeriBaby:
Correct dude


Hope u ready


Happy sunday

I'm very ready my dear... How was church?

chimajii:
**tears shirt **

Oya you... Blow me fes

Mobi18 what on earth is a bro to bro kiss

*pukes*

haywire1:
English na general course for first year
Incase u cme across him in future, he's gonna be haywire2
#

Lol

He go fail English jor... Na Yoruba classes he go take

chimajii:
Lwkm!!! *looks at him ** #NotToday

Or you're scared

*Floyd Mayweather mode active*

haywire1:
Congrat but dat doesn't stop u Frm teaching my children, since u r now hoping to become a lecturer, it's an assurance dat u gonna lecture my children English

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Oh! So your children'll study English now abi?

chimajii:
Not interested

Lol whatever

*slaps him and walks away*

seun305:
I'm sorry head boy

Head boy kwa

Don't make me shift you to stream II o


Haywire1 coman see... I scored

haywire1:
E-fight btw who
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*straight face*

*mutters to self*

Smh

seun305:
Una good afternoon here o

Shhhhh

Siesta ongoing

haywire1:
So u r hoping to become a president kilikikikakkakakokokoko . What r wrong mentor to follow . But honestly u can be my unborn children English lesson teacher ontop padi to padi level


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Lol

Baba you hate me die... Sha...


I graduated top of my class so my school d retain me


Yikes! that's how it works in my school.

chimajii:

Sit here and watch e fight ...

haywire1:
Taaaaaaaa tufiakua, who dash them akwa ibom
#

Jealousy sha sha

Na my camp mates you see there so

haywire1:
Pass me dat ciroc make eyes dirty small cos I wan dey tear and vibrate soon
#

*hands him ciroc and gets ready to watch e fight*

haywire1:
Taaaaaaaa nba, what's wrong wit special education for disable @least u gonna be helping humanity, by d way wats d difference btw someone who studied English and special education for disable kikikikikikakakakakokokoko . I studied English too Frm nursery sch to university

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Lol


I no get your time this afternoon


Check next door


Even GEJ did zoology and became president

mistabiola:
★★★The victims are always d first to respond... ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

*sips ciroc and watches drama unfold*

Akwa ibom corpers be like

Thespark Ibom Olami90 Eket Keribaby Uyo



Omitooguns Ikot Ekpene

mistabiola:
[size=16pt]★★★Time to separate the discreet from the indiscreet imbeciles..... Vibrant online bet physically crippled ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®[/size]

What figure of speech carries hidden meaning? Smh...

Who art thou referring to indirectly?

haywire1:
U studied special education for disable, how u sabi laughing gas
#

Lol

I no study whatever the course you called o...

I read English

haywire1:
Is it suppose to be funny
#

*spays laughing gas on your face*

How about now?