SMH. This is a case of "When Hunger hits hard".

Still two simps having a conversation.

Your whining didn't stop the fact that your dad is messed up just as you are. Can't believe 2 grown arse men leave in a house and yet could not produce results.

They should just remove that silly flag counter on the page. What point are they proving?

Use that 5k buy data & fuel so you go and learn PHP then fix your problem

Ronald4032:

AM RONALD KIPKEMOI from kenya am a paypal vendor please refer me to anyone who needs paypal cashout

Imagine the distance. How do you intend to do the work?

Shalommy:
This is why i keep on saying that men are useless. Chaii

The useless man that birthed you did a number on you. It's a pity.

Lol. Omo your problem pass Job own. You offend God?

LikeAking:


U don fulfill, u no suppose d boda about Naija p, cos u are now immuned..

That's my point...

At least u gt a source..

As for having kids in Nigeria and dia future..

I can't even impregnate a lady, I have issues sperm wise .. U gt?

airsaylongcome:


Why are you expending energy were you shouldn't be expending energy?

Word, thanks senior man.

LikeAking:
Nigerians just love to complain... At least una get work, una dey see money... Remote work for that mata. You are earning in foreign currencies...


Forget about Naija, focus on ya life...


No let Dem use Nigeria distract u.

You don't have a solution to the question I asked so just move along and stop the jealousy. You think I wasn't earning in Naira or don't like earning in naira?

If the $hithole was favorable for business do you think I'll be going through the stress of asking questions on ways I can bypass my useless nation and get paid?

Oga work hard oo, we're not suffering yet oo. What our kids will face is just going to be hell, trust me.

This a typical example of Nigeria's problem. So because I earn in $$ I shouldn't complain where Government is sapping me off my hard earned money? I would not blame you though. The hardship in the land is speaking through you.

LikeAking:


Forget about Naija, na ur own personal success important pass. You no suppose to they complain judging by how much you earn in foreign currencies..

Stop this complaining Naija life style.

You don make am, oya move forward.

You are making money that's the most important thing.

Anyone know how cashapp works?

DrLevi:
What options have you tried?

Grey, Geegpay, Payonneer works fine for Euro Countries

WU, MoneyGram etc work fine for Asian Countries

For the US, you could try a number of solutions from ACH bank accounts to Upwork(at a loss of 10%)

Of course, they're also crypto when the chips are down

Geegpay would have been better but paypal disabled virtual US bank accounts so geegpay or payoneer or any other virtual US bank accounts are useless.

dorispray:


I understand your situation bro. (Please don't call this our beloveth country a shit-hole. It will get better some day)

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You say?

obiekunie01:


no anyway at all bro!

in fact, they are even trying to frustrate international fintechs from doing any type of operation in Nigeria.

am thinking of traveling to kenya and open an account there to be receiving funds.

then maybe whn the funds accumulate, i will go over there withdraw them, buy either gold or diamond, come back home and sale them for cash.

The matter tire me oo. Paypal asked me which country I was chatting from, na so I ghost them oo. Who dem wan put for high-jump? Even paypal rate to naira is 426 NGN, What that means is that I am working for PayPal and UBA.

The challenge has always been how to get paid in this nation. The country is just frustrating all efforts to get money for services rendered.

Job they've not provided yet they keep getting life so unbearable for hard-working Nigerians.

Na must say we all must japa to survive?

Any suggestions will be welcomed right now.

losprince:
How much are you paying?

The guy is confused. Don't bother yourself.

Lol. The way you take write this post, be like you go stay long for grass.

SavageBoy:


35K ké??

When no be the post of a computer science teacher

Those guys dey suffer oo

Devdevdev:


You are a fool. I didn't tell you why I dropped out but you hastily concluded it was my own deliberate decision. If money isn't the goal what else should be? You can wrap it in whatever illusory bullshit you want, but in the end, we are all trying to make money.

If you don't have anything of value to say, then shut up. If I asked this question on Reddit or Discord I'll get better responses, but you Nigerians will never want to help your own. Someone needs advice and you are insulting and cursing him.

You see why you can never make it in life? Where in my post did I insult your already miserable life? You should have finished school at least to learn to read and understand.

All the same, visit Discord and Reddit to ask them there. Faggót!!

I'm pretty sure you'll drop out of learning this too as usual since money is the goal here. Jobs dey aside all those long list you listed.

Carry mould go where them dey mould block, work dan start.

Drink sniper as you're not man enough to run your home.

RealLordZeus:

He has 2 different bvn under different names
..

My own there is why will bvn accept someone's fingerprint twice

You know the Nigeria system is flawed right?

IbrahimMAli:
I once have account that I open with someones School Documents his name was Musa Hamid Adam, after 2 years I change my mind to used my real School Documents so I go to the Bank and make complain, so they Freeze my Account and told me to go and open the new one in another Branch. I go to another Bank and open the new one with my name Idrees Alhaji Isa. Presently now I'm using with this new Account but my problem is when ever I apply any Government Grant I never get it, my friends are getting their own. the question is that is NIBBS track my Account or what? I have print my BVN Slip and the Name and Date are same with my Documents now. I used one BVN for two diffrient Account with diffrient Name and Date Of Birth.

You could have just sworn affidavit to change your name.

bassey25:
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I intend owning a website classified website ( something like jiji) BB it currently I don't which one will be the best. If I should use word press or build it from scratch with a professional. Please I will be glad to hear from the experienced people here. Thanks

Anyone you can afford.

This country is really brewing foolishness at it's peak. These lot should tell us if they want to work or serve their god. The manager sure didn't do the right thing by posting the message the way He/She did.

She would have just said that "excusing yourself for prayers at the peak of business warrants a fine of N5000 especially when it will affect our business."

I can't be paying you to come and be giving me stress because you're going for prayers. If you want to make my business suffer then come let's renegotiate your stay, either you leave or you do my work. I can't over emphasize this.

These are the same people that will state in their CV that they can work under any condition reardless.

Greattestman:
but this should serve as deterrence to parents who let loose of their children.

You're a rapist. Written all over this post.

I do that with up work and it saves me stress.

youngest12:
D part that got me cracked up was when the lady ask abubakar are you okay
Abubakar: U don turn doctor now that u are asking me if I'm okay
U dey spoil my name no be abubakar na abubakari

I swear, The guy na G.O.A.T

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This is a fawn and not an antelope but a deer. You guys will soon start eating your unborn children.

A billion what?

mocochannel:

If you would win a billion, would you still code?

Na now the coding go come make sense oo.