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TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: Yorubas Disown Tobi For Begging Cee-c Who Got Angry Over Lap Dance by donsimoniiblog: 1:15pm On Feb 05, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Niyi Adebayo's 60th Birthday. Governors, Others Attend (Photos) by donsimoniiblog: 1:11pm On Feb 05, 2018
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LiteratureRe: Stuck With Mr Popular by donsimoniiblog(op): 12:41pm On Feb 05, 2018
I felt beyond embarrassed,I shook my head at him.
"No sorry,just had a bad day" that's kinda true judging from the earlier happenings in my house today."well I'm a new student,just started today" I smiled at him. Didn't he know that already?,oh he was the one who came late when I was busy 'rearranging' my books.
"Ohh..........I'm Harry by the way, he held out his hands and smiled. I blushed. I swear I saw a blonde girl's eyes literally on the floor when he held out his hands. What the hell is wrong with the girls in this school.
"Tamara" I responded shaking him but was surprised when he squeezed my fingers a little. Oh my gosh,I literally turned to mush. I smiled taking my hand away before he kills me unknowingly.
"Nice name,well i-
He was cutoff when Mr Baker held out pieces of papers for everyone to get from his desk. Harry got me mine I thanked him silently smiling awkwardly. Then his eyes grew wide and he chuckled.
" you're that girl from earlier who smiled at me awkwardly revealing her teeth" he laughed nudging my arm lightly.
"What did u expected me to do?,dramatically faint or fan"
"Yes,that would have been better" he smirked. Oh we have Mr cocky here.
"Well sorry for disappointing you, hot pants" I retorted.
"Hey wait,hot pants really?. I'm flattered Tamara" he said touching his chest.
"I didn't mean it in a g-"
I was cutoff by Mr baker,this man sure knows how to hit the bull where it hurts the most.
We were instructed to copy notes from the board, the dude said just few words but we ended up copying literally more than twenty pages. My fingers felt sore due to the notes.
"Take those papers I handed to you all earlier,and write out what you learnt from today's class" Mr Baker stated eyeing us from his black rimmed glasses.
"But you didn't even explain,how then do you expect us to write some article about it" I heard a familiar voice say,this guy really has a bucket list and I guess confronting Mr Baker was the last before he faces the music.
The familiar voice turned out to be Harry's, some nerves.
I turned to him "do you have a death wish? Nice knowing you Harry" I said waving at him but he only chuckled, so relaxed and collected.
Mr Baker walked over to him and put his hands on Harry's desk.
"Did you say something Mr Benedict" he eyed Harry.
"Yes I said you should ex-
Do something Tamara!
" well sorry Mr Baker,he was referring to me not you,stupid Harry. I'm over here not there" I laughed nervously. At least I tried.
"What are you talking about" Harry asked what the hell is wrong with this dude. I'm trying to act like a saviour here to help your sorry ass.
Fortunately,the bell rang signaling the end of the class. Mr Baker scoffed muttering something along the line 'why do I have to deal with crazy teens" an went to his desk. I collected all my things and moved out with the other students.
"Hey!,wait up Tamara" Harry yelled coming out of the class.
He got up to me panting "damn!,you walk so fast"
"Not my fault" I simply shrugged.
"Why did you do it" he inquired staring at me with those eyes. I was almost drooling.
"Okay I guess,no thank you,well didn't you see how aggravated he was. You were probably gonna get suspended or worse" I responded blankly.
"I wasn't gonna get suspended butter face,he wouldn't dare" he finished. Did I just hear him call me 'butter face' what does that even mean?
"What did you just call me?"
"Butter face?"
"Yeah that"
"I don't know,you look cute so I guess" he shrugged He called me cute. No one ever called me cute,I was never noticed in my old school. But just on my first day here I was called cute. My heart did a somersault and I found my self blushing almost red as a tomato but I guess he didn't see it cause his eyes were glued on his iPhone.
"Catch you later butter face gotta run" he zoomed off. And I grinned walking over to the principal's office to collect my locker number.
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I was currently at the cafeteria eating lunch which turned out good,I expected the food here to taste as bad as my old school but it surprisingly turned out amazing. The rest classes I had didn't ask of any intros just Mr big butt,oops I mean big booty. Try that again Tamara. Baker, way to go
Tamara,you did it.
"The food here is great" I smiled picking up a Fry and throwing it into my mouth.
"I know right" flora giggled. I was sitting beside Flora on my right whilst Amber was on my left with max on Amber's left.
"So since this school is full of dramas, I already met the bad boys, so where's the bumptious bitch?" I asked peering at them.
"Well..." max started "there actually is one" I smiled.
"Wavy blonde hair right?" I asked.
"Yes" Flora answered. Don't laugh Tamara. Please don't.
"Blue eyes right?" I asked again
"Yes Tamara she has blue eyes" max answered noticing my attitude. And that does it,I fell on the floor laughing,someone please hand me a rope.
What for you dork?.
Well I don't want this written in my tomb stone 'Tamara Alonso the girl who died from laughing hysterically'
Hanging would be much better. Don't you think?
I couldn't control my self I laughed but when it suppressed I started again. I didn't expect a stereotypical bitch here.
High school cliché town.
That would make a good headline. You think?
"Where is she,I can't wait to meet her?" I snickered
"Well you don't have to wait for long,look" Amber pointed at the opposite direction I saw a group of guys laughing and punching each other out of fun and girls giggling beside them. I spotted Goldilocks and chuckled.
"She's Charlotte Clark" our school's golden girl. The most arrogant and bumptious bitch ever" Amber stated blankly.
"But she's hot" max shrugged.
"You call everyone that stupid" Amber rolled her eyes.
"Well I haven't called you hot before" max responded smirking,now I was sure that this two had something coming on. She glared at him but smiled nevertheless. I guess she knows she's more than attractive already.


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CelebritiesRe: I Might Stop Performing With Jewelry - Yung6ix Says After Robbery Attack By Fans by donsimoniiblog: 7:33am On Feb 05, 2018
Luukasz:
You sef dey talk to much where em wan get am. Na so one dude talk say em get invisible 30billion for em account wey even em papa no get
Davido's father is worth more than 500 million, thank u



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LiteratureRe: Stuck With Mr Popular by donsimoniiblog(op): 8:36pm On Feb 04, 2018
favch:
y not update ur blog since u don't wanna post d story here
nice story thou
It will be uploaded this week.. But u can try other stories too like love happens, crushed too www.donsimonii.com then click stories... Thank u
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EducationRe: Breaking News!!! UNIBEN Senate Rusticated The SUG President, PRO and other Excos by donsimoniiblog: 2:04pm On Feb 03, 2018
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RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 1:59pm On Feb 03, 2018
gudvibz:
You threw the insult first and here you are talking about respect undecided even if you're older than me (which I can't contend with or agree with) shouldn't you know how to talk without insults? And then you brought in my parents I didn't want to address that. Elder of the land plz don't dish out what you can't take
Elder of the Land got me. Lol
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 1:58pm On Feb 03, 2018
ugoswaggz:
No! Not anyone, just u! U lack manners and good upbringing.
Hopelessly hopeless? Really? Am sure ur just a high sch. kid, so i'll ignore that error, if ur going to insult a man old enof to be ur father then do it right, my fourth kid can do better than that, didn't ur parents ever mention respect for elders? Very unlikely
Oya papa himself... Lol
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 1:57pm On Feb 03, 2018
gudvibz:
You filthy, stinky,untrained animal. You're hopelessly hopeless, how dare you, you think you can come and throw insults at anyone just cos it's the internet?
I weak.. Lmfao
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 10:44am On Feb 03, 2018
ugoswaggz:
freak? Really, are u normal? Are u ok? Its ur parents that are freaks, u little dirty girl
Wawu..
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 10:44am On Feb 03, 2018
gudvibz:
Whoever said foolishness was just a guy's thing? You freak,get your freaky self out of my mentions lipsrsealed Plz keep your insults to yourself lipsrsealed
Lwkmd...
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 8:51am On Feb 03, 2018
PAINMENT..go suck brea*t..carry head like bobrisky nip*les
Gabaleve:
Mumu, no go find babe

dey there dey observe babe wey nor send u

idiot, na only online dem dey get liver
CelebritiesBbnaija Update, Bitto Wins Payporte Arena Games by donsimoniiblog(op): 8:50am On Feb 03, 2018
Bbnaija housemates yesterday participated in a Payporte sponsored game, and Bitto emerged the winner after he finished the game within two minutes. The payporte arena game involved climbing three beams raised at different angles and the the housemates have to go through a tunnel before going to the next stage and then the last stage where they get to arrange the bbnaija puzzle.
Bitto did it in two minutes and has gotten a special threat as the winner.



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CelebritiesRe: "I Like Moving Around With No Bra" - Unique Tey Mhee, Lady Says On Facebook by donsimoniiblog(op): 8:46am On Feb 03, 2018
we didnt ask u angry
FRANKOSKI:
MY EX WAS LIKE THAT kiss
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 11:10pm On Feb 02, 2018
Chikita66:
Not really sympathy though, I was having mixed feelings.
Okay..
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 6:09pm On Feb 02, 2018
Chikita66:
I really don't know.
I. Think it is sympathy
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 6:08pm On Feb 02, 2018
Chikita66:
I really don't know.
I. Think it is sympathy
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 6:08pm On Feb 02, 2018
Chikita66:
I really don't know.
I. Think it is sympathy
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 6:02pm On Feb 02, 2018
Lalasticlala, Seun, mynd44 front page pls
CelebritiesRe: "I Like Moving Around With No Bra" - Unique Tey Mhee, Lady Says On Facebook by donsimoniiblog(op): 5:56pm On Feb 02, 2018
dman4mdmoon:
I don't know about being "cute". But the answer to your question is YES! Investigative Journalism, that is what it is called. It is good to investigate before commenting.
Nice......
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 5:51pm On Feb 02, 2018
Gabaleve:
All this virgin boys with their useless questions
all these virgin children with meaninglessness comments
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 5:50pm On Feb 02, 2018
Chikita66:
I don't really stare at guys but there was this guy on wheel chair one day I went to shoprite, he was looking so cute, calm and collected.


I stared at him for quite a time there.
So idg, is it that he's your type or u had sympathy
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 5:49pm On Feb 02, 2018
StrawberryGloss:
My own reaction
U will end up without getting what u want
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 5:48pm On Feb 02, 2018
StrawberryGloss:
My own reaction
U will end up without getting what u want
RomanceRe: Why Some Girls Stare At Boys And Never Talk To Them by donsimoniiblog(op): 5:48pm On Feb 02, 2018
ubunja:
oh please!!!!
gals stare at guys coz they never have the guts and liver to approach.girls are the biggest cowards you'll ever see under the sun. i once saw a group of gals pushing one of their own to go talk the guy she fancied, the poor gal was literaly sweating a river.gals are spiness losers who will prefer to give you the dimmest greenlights rather than say what they want.
you meet a gal complaining some guy cant read her greenlights, and you ask her "what sign did you give him?" the gal answers "i looked at him.!!" "he should see i want him!" undecided gal you looked at him, the same thing 100 other people did to him since he left home angry grow some balls and approach!!
True and mature talk
CelebritiesRe: "I Like Moving Around With No Bra" - Unique Tey Mhee, Lady Says On Facebook by donsimoniiblog(op): 3:19pm On Feb 02, 2018
timwudz:
Nigerian girls with vain names... some will still miss heaven cause of this... awon Omo shepeteri
Someone that her name will nzeribe Okafor okodua.. That shii pisses me off ehn
CelebritiesRe: "I Like Moving Around With No Bra" - Unique Tey Mhee, Lady Says On Facebook by donsimoniiblog(op): 3:17pm On Feb 02, 2018
AnonyNymous:
Someone will innocently share their status update and bloggers will carry it and make it news. If I had a Facebook account I'd have to make sure none of my 'friends' were Nigerian entertainment bloggers. They suck.
Oya don't cry na
CelebritiesRe: "I Like Moving Around With No Bra" - Unique Tey Mhee, Lady Says On Facebook by donsimoniiblog(op): 3:16pm On Feb 02, 2018
dman4mdmoon:
I doubt if the lady actually made that comment. No be she be this or she is just an attention seeker?
Did u have to go dig for her pictures.... But she's cute
CelebritiesRe: "I Like Moving Around With No Bra" - Unique Tey Mhee, Lady Says On Facebook by donsimoniiblog(op): 3:14pm On Feb 02, 2018
RSVP:
My guy.
Watin consign body odour wit dis mata nah?
U sure say u neva sip somthn dis morning ehn cheesy
As in some guys no get sense
CelebritiesRe: "I Like Moving Around With No Bra" - Unique Tey Mhee, Lady Says On Facebook by donsimoniiblog(op): 3:14pm On Feb 02, 2018
Enemyofpeace:
Her body odour no get part two
OK, how u take know sir
CelebritiesRe: "I Like Moving Around With No Bra" - Unique Tey Mhee, Lady Says On Facebook by donsimoniiblog(op): 11:13am On Feb 02, 2018
Lalasticlala, Seun, mynd44 front page pls

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