₦airaland Forum

Never forget to save for rainy days....

lordally:
Why did you mention me na...I'm not a married man

Lolsss....me sef neva marry nah......

i wan discard dem bfr i begin plan to marry.....

lordally:
You mean you don't like any of them?

Na dem toast me......

So dem dey like wan dictate for me......

No even wan see say i dey talk to any girl.......

Mehn i no fit settle down wit any of dem ooo

EdoFirstBorn:
Shut up

On code Baruda.....

use ur 6 bfr 7......

Dis forum no sexy......


Check nd balance ur acct not fellow human beign

Jodha:
Yhu started dating in primary school....omooo

Yea primary 4 to be precised.......


Did'nt see it as a big deal......


It's a normal tin bk den....

He tried sha.....


Next time consult.....make dem teach u hw dem dey run am..

Hmmm......

Na every time those wey excape dey get bullet wounds........

Dis Eneche can lie ehnnnnnn......

He dey call NA galant soldiers because dey kill 3 bandits.....

Hmmm......

Na every time those wey excape dey get bullet wounds........

Dis Eneche can lie ehnnnnnn......

He dey call NA galant soldiers because dey kill 3 bandits.....

This nd bad news sha........

What a tragedy.......
many years of hardwork wasted.......

may God rest their Soul......

May God Help us......

Well notin new under the sun........

Na jst Remixx

Kriss216:
Of course she was bathing you.

Way beyond dat.....

well dat was many yrs ago.....

How do i discard the present ones?

Kondomatic:
This is the first time I am seeing a wahala wey be like 5cycle

kondomatic wetin i go do abeg??......


they re already telling me dat they re coming to visit me by xmas...Am jst confused....

donbachi:
Na the too much spice wey u carry.reduce it.

I jst pray none of dem is on nairaland.....


would ve posted wit a different moniker bt dont ve the time to create it.....


Abeg forget d name...wetin i fit do


The matter don tire me...

Kriss216:
You had sex at 7

Yea....she was like 20yrs....took me to a stream,carried me on her laps nd inserted my dick in her cunt...

pple around thought she was bathing me....

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Rihanna Anytime anyday Twice on Monday.....

TradeNowWithUs:
Hi Nairalanders, we all know how hard the country is these days. As a result, we have been looking for various ways of making money both online and offline. But no one that has a sure way online is ready to help.


It was on this Nairaland when I was looking for how to make money that providence made me meet someone who introduced me to one trading platform where I registered with 1k and made over Two thousand naira on the first day.
The profit is huge and more than 100% and it is made every single night.



The person who introduced me made over Sixty thousand in three weeks.


How do we do it? There is a trading site, there is also a signal group on Telegram or WhatsApp. We receive signals from our leader on what to trade and the amount to stake, every trading session lasts for 3 minutes and trading takes place 24/7 but, we only trade for 1 straight hour in a day. That is 9 PM, but we usually get online at least 30 minutes before trading begins. The signals are too sure as we always win 80% of our trade. You are guaranteed of making profit every night and you can withdraw your money Mondays to Fridays 9AM-5PM. Even if the money means nothing to you, it can at least settle some little bills and get you out of being always broke. If you want to be making between 1000 to 3000 Naira or more every single night. If after registration you don't make any profit from the platform on your first day, I am ready to refund your 1k. Chat with me on WhatsApp 0.9.0.7.4.3.4.9.4.3.9 to know more on how to trade.

Well done sir......

ekaette1621:
I need BuBu's sim card.
Mtn pls help me achieve this great feat.

Ok sir...we re working on that.......

Wahala for indomie generation sim card user.....

I bought my mtn sim card #25,000 year 2004....

I no expect u to believe.......

08032...................

Amotolongbo:
He don shift the womb, knack the intestine and lungs with his prick.
That was why she was gasping for breath and vomiting

Lolss.....The pressure too much.......


And nurses dey like mad sex dieeeee........


Small time u go begin hear Harder!Harder!!Harder!!!....

Naso d man dick jst shift her heart naso she come get heart attack frm dia Gate of Hell just accept her wit open armsss.....

After Encountering so many ups and down in Relationships i decided to give myself break..

For almost a year now am not in any relationship cause the previous ones have been nothing to write home about.


Most of the Girls are just after the money giving sex in return...

So i have been wondering doesnt this girls have other things to offer a guy aside sexx??

Zzor:
Who's this clout chaser, borrow pose, these men are becoming very weird

Who be dis Golddigger??.


Olosho 2k.....


Beta double ur hustle mk ur call no be like noise........

Make dem no worry when e set we go know we and dem who plenty pass and who go run.......



The Blood of our fallen comrades shall never go in vain.......

Chaiiiiiii.......


If to say bubu na human beign he for address the nation to sympathise with the NPF and the affected Families........



If no be one thing sef i for no type dis RIP..........



Where dem dey rush dey go sef?


Ans:To intimidate armless citizens......

Wahala for who use #30k do wedding cake.....

las las dos wey eat am go still shiiit am.......

olisaEze:
I can never understand fools like dis soldier that think it’s okay to protest against a woman’s dressing by stripping them naked. Like how does stripping a powerless woman naked in public make u decent? If her dressing gives u an erection, u don’t punish her for ur own dirty thoughts. This is just a cowardly act, and they’re all cowards in the military. If na lie oya go to sambisa and defeat Boko haram na, he’ll start calling pipo upandan looking for redeployment.

Las Las if dey don see everytin dey go use the pix fr dia head do soapy........


Na madness dey worry dem.......

zombies wey suppose dey Inside Bush dey fight Terrorists......

Obito555:
I hope Boko haram/Badits spy members will not be a partaker of the meeting, if so the meeting is meaningless

Among the 12 there was a Betrayer and the one dat Denied his master........


So wat do you expect frm the gathering of 52?


Rat&Snitch go sha dey among......

WinningCoach:
Its is from your house the storm will start from.
Even though the north is in a dimelma that does not mean u should be running ur mouth and wishing bad omens

Lolsss be calming down bro........

He said he saw........


Make u sef see ur own vision nah......

why wetin he see cum dey pepper u fr body like dis

So na now daybreak for dis ones eyes?

Wen every where don burst already......

simple250:
Sombody that is supposed to be in prison, what happend to abuja to kaduna train .

E spoil inside forest........

Dis man is a drug addict.........

He don take overdose.........

See the way he dey talk sef........

I dont drink.............


I dont smoke..........

So wetin come dey make him dey misyarn like dis?

Crack strong oooooooo