₦airaland Forum

The pant he used for rituals was too dirty, reason he's in this kind of terrible situation.

Good message from the wrong person.


Just like 2face advising people to stop sleeping around outside their marriage or Buhari advising Nigerians to stop being cow fanatics.

Two talent-ness whack fellows we tag celebrities in this country.

Kpomolized Shawarma.

She should be grateful it was maggot she saw, afterall she didn't buy the shawarma herself.

This kind of fvckery can never befall a virgin lady who chose to be responsible and decent.

An average Nigerian policeman is frustrated.

10 years of fvcking the same pussay.

Mehn! It's not easy.

Cleavage indeed.

Make she comot clothes now, everywhere go drop like album.

Cleavage indeed.
Make she comot now, everywhere go drop like album.

While lazy fat ladies in Nigeria are busy posting on social media.


-My Jesus is fat, that's why I'm fat. #Selfconfidence.

-Being fat is dope, it makes your progress fat. #Selfconfidence.

-Being fat is the key to heaven, the fatter you are, the closer you are to Jesus. #Selfconfidence.

Hit the fvcking gym and stop being lazy.

I detest over religious people.

Simply because most salary earning jobs in Nigeria don't worth the stress.

Cleavage indeed.

Make she comot now, everywhere go drop like album.

Decided to knot with his pregnant fiancee.

I'm sure they've been having premarital sex in front of some Patients in the hospital they worked together.

What kind of 3gp CCTV is this.

What is wrong with this country for God sake that they find it difficult to do something well.

Most times, people value what they chase the more.

It is natural for women to compete for over little things.

You have to give it to danfo drivers in Nigeria, it takes them nothing to detect a hoe.

MissJoy29:
And most of the time, both are lost.

Long time, Lady J. How have you been?

Buhari will not like this.

I wonder what a reasonable and principled man will be doing with a girl with such kind of mentality.

Most of the South African returnees are the unsuccessful ones over there waiting for an opportunity to come back.


It'll be very difficult for a successful business man to leave his well standing and established business abroad just to come back to a country like Nigeria.

The likes of SirDee, Jackye, Joe and Khaffy would have still been in the show if Nigerians had respect and value for reserved, lively, smart, creative and intelligent people.


Below is the kind of rubbish they prefer to watch from an uncouth Porthacourt firtst mgbeke called Tacha.

I'm sure he wouldn't have accepted if the attacks affected his cows.

You should rather copy Davido and think of settling down than investing your time watching Tacha on Bbnaija.

Only a gullible political follower will argue otherwise.

She's behind that account parading as a fan.

Most unmarried Nigerian non-virgin ladies on social media created their account to search for husband.

I rather take the risk of betting Mr IBU to win the sexiest man in the world 2019, than taking the risk of marrying an Instagram twerker.

Clash of useless hoes.