₦airaland Forum

God bless our fathers.

Am I the only person who's always quick to fast forward the crying part of any Nollywood movie?

Religion and common sense don't work together.

Behind that laughing emoji, lies a guilty home wrecker.

These people are nothing to write home about.

Toke Makinwa

Shibaraba:
My first salary I was 18 and a virgin. There was a brothel near my office with solid girls. They also sold beer there. I went to the brothel to drink beer.
I went again the second day
And the third day
Till I exhausted my salary

And resumed when I was paid again.
Their beer dey very cold

Lol, when you had no worries.

Kante's simplicity of one in a million.

Davash222:
A friend once gave his first salary to his pastor in form of seed sowing while I used mine to buy Beer with fish pepper soup for one week consecutively.

To him, I'm a fool.

Lol, and to you. What is he?

I was in a discussion with some IT students some days ago, when one of them said he used his first salary to organize a birthday celebration for his dad. Reason being that he one day never saw his dad celebrate his birthday, rather he celebrated every one of them in a very special way when they were kids, which made him feel the need to make his dad feel special on his birthday.... I so much encouraged and applauded him for doing.

Reason I'm here trying to know what we really did with our first salary from those who can remember, because I can't even remember mine.

Let's see what the audience have for us.

The fear of menopause is the beginning of wisdom.

Women love bad guys, not nice men.


Especially women below 29.

I've decided not to believe or take their show off and social media bragging very serious.

Nigerian musicians can only be loyal to you when they are desperate to make it.

Any woman who's husband still ask for sex after 20 years of marriage should be grateful.

When will one president like that die?

When will one president like that die?

I've never been a fan of irresponsible women.

You won't understand what masquerades in the Eastern part of Nigeria are capable of doing until they catch you in a very tight corner with their escorts.

Those days with our baggy jean swag , once they approach you and flog you for not giving them money, every eyes will be on you saying eiyaa eiyaa! you will be feeling yourself, looking confused with tears packed in your eyes waiting to drop.

E go dey pain you, but shame no go gree you rub am hand. Plus those friends that will rush you and start asking if it's painful.

Chai!

An average Fulani man will prefer to travel with this method than flying in a private jet.

You never bring down the rate of poverty in Nigeria, na to bring down another country.

95% of Nigerian Pastors deserves this treatment.

Nollywood actresses are coded hoes. Reason they rarely last when married.

Rip TINUBU

By her client.

sisisioge:
Does it have any other meaning than lift your body? It's a dance style similar to shoe tapping and some arm movements too . I honestly don't know of another meaning.

You won't understand.

Now, imagine explaining all these to a girl of 4 years before her African parents. Only that part of "Lift your body" alone will make the mum uncomfortable.

Make her papa explain "Gbe body e" give am, no be me, before I go make front page.


Man receives insult from a friend's wife after explaining "gbe body e" to their daughter of 4


Comment1(f): Na so e dey start.

Comment2(f): Imagine what a grown man is explaining to a child.

Comment3(f): Low budget R Kelly... Spit!

Comment4(f): Some men eh! From explaining, he'll start practicing.


I no need wahala abeg!

Few months ago, a kid not more than 5 years asked me the meaning of "Gbe Body e" before his parents, we all laughed and I quickly bribed her by giving her one of my phones to play with.

Hypocrite.