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Romance › Re: 3 nairalander's are celebrating their birthdays today! by donstan18: 10:10pm On Jan 18, 2018
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Romance › Re: 3 nairalander's are celebrating their birthdays today! by donstan18: 10:10pm On Jan 18, 2018
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Romance › Re: 3 nairalander's are celebrating their birthdays today! by donstan18: 10:10pm On Jan 18, 2018
[quote author=Thegeneralqueen post=64320205][/quote]grin How you?

Romance › Re: Does Sex On A First Date Means She's Cheap by donstan18: 10:01pm On Jan 18, 2018
HeyCorleone:
Sex on a first date doesn't mean she's cheap.

Rather it should be a way for her to say "thank you" after the guy must have spent on her
Wtf

Romance › Re: 3 nairalander's are celebrating their birthdays today! by donstan18: 9:55pm On Jan 18, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Watch your mouth donstan watch your mouth cool
I'm so sorry, just come closer, let me apologize well.

Romance › Re: 3 nairalander's are celebrating their birthdays today! by donstan18: 9:54pm On Jan 18, 2018
Happy Birthday to my NL hommies!
lefulefu sirblunt and izaray ,
Wullnp!

Romance › Re: 3 nairalander's are celebrating their birthdays today! by donstan18: 9:51pm On Jan 18, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Hbd guys

Lefu I promise you two weeks of f**king undecided non stop embarassed
Arrh!!!

Romance › Re: My Husband Is Hiding Our Marriage From People!! by donstan18: 9:24pm On Jan 18, 2018
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Romance › Re: Does Sex On A First Date Means She's Cheap by donstan18: 9:22pm On Jan 18, 2018
IAMSASHY:
undecidedyes,she cheap pass purewater,dat simply shows how she easily accompanys guys(not just ur friend) home after some drinks. First dates are mere introductions,d next a responsible girl should do is go home and reason d whole matter, weather to continue or quit,not going to his own home and build up one useless emotion
She isn't cheap, having sex with a guy on a first date isn't wrong and can never be wrong.

It's just that our society is filled with self deception and hypocrites.

A matured and understandable guy won't consider the lady cheap.
Romance › Re: I Dare Nairaland Girls by donstan18: 9:02pm On Jan 18, 2018
CentaurXLV:
You're a disgrace, People like you give white folks enough reason to consider racism. Even a Monkey would look at your dimwitted ass and develop a superiority complex. But, Need I be surprised? With the sobriquet "Deadrat" It's safe to say your brain cells are dead as well.
KO!

Romance › Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by donstan18: 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2018
It will not work in Nigeria, but it must work in Aba.

Meanwhile, Pchat me to get your sex doll with tribal mark at cheaper rate.

Celebrities › Re: Maryam Charles: "Sex Doll Is Not For Broke Guys" by donstan18: 7:16pm On Jan 18, 2018
Threebear:
Is that the story of your life? Awww
My dad is late though, unless they make ghost sex dolls too, you know the kind you and dead people can afford.
This one you are attacking me, it's like your girlfriend is on Nairaland grin grin grin you don't want her to see you supporting sex doll grin grin .

Romance › Re: Women Always Reject Me Because Of My Small Manhood Size - Popular Ghanaian Actor by donstan18: 7:13pm On Jan 18, 2018
Don't be worried brO!

Most of the huge men you see today, their dicks are smaller than your own. grin grin na just packaging grin grin

Ladies can relate grin

Celebrities › Re: Maryam Charles: "Sex Doll Is Not For Broke Guys" by donstan18: 7:05pm On Jan 18, 2018
Threebear:
All these epistle over sex doll you can't afford, guy try get small sense.
A sex doll will soon fall on your dad, chase your mum out and become your step-mum.

Celebrities › Re: Maryam Charles: "Sex Doll Is Not For Broke Guys" by donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , grin grin grin e go pepper dem scara grin grin grin

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , grin grin when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God! grin grin

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining grin grin ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de chargegringrin

Kai, see bad market for them, grin grin It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, grin grin I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best cheesy

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay grin grin Kai ... Power of sex doll grin grin

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash grin grin

Kai see damage control grin grin ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style. grin

Oluwa has done it grin grin

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare grin grin

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

Romance › Re: Lady Tattoos Her Boyfriend’s Face On Her Arm In Abuja by donstan18: 5:47pm On Jan 18, 2018
She's scared that one day her boyfriend might buy a sex doll and send her to the guest house for him to have privacy with the sex doll.

She's wise grin grin grin Power of sex doll.

What a woman can do, a sex doll can do better.

Romance › Re: Hilarious Photos About Sex Dolls In Nigeria by donstan18:
Some careless guys will release sperm inside the doll forget to clean it up later go for it again for sex, then when the contact gonorrhea.

They'll be like,
How come i contacted infection?, is this doll cheating on me?

Romance › Re: Dated Him For 6 Yrs, Had 7 Abortions, Paid His Fees; He's Marrying My Bestfriend by donstan18:
I refuse to consider the gender involved before striking a comment.

Lady dated a guy for six years, had 7 abortions, paid his fees all long and finally gets dumped

What do I have to say?

7 times abortion - She's simply a fool, unintelligent, unwise, not smart and stupid for allowing herself to be impregnated 7 times by a man who isn't her husband, not to talk of aborting them all. Now I ask, will you as a mother advice your son to marry a lady that has aborted babies 7 times?

Took care of his fees and upkeep and dated him for 6 years - (If the case was reversed) people will blame the man for not being brave and wise enough to propose or marry her all long, and for that i'll say, she isn't smart enough, had it been she was, she would have proposed to him.

Her friend - Women have been snitching themselves in similar cases, and for that I will blame not her friend for playing her card well.


The Guy - He is a yoruba demon with sweet mouth coupled with Igbo sense with a hardened mind of hausas, that's why he had to do so.
The bitter truth remains that 95% of men will not marry a lady that has done 7 abortions, why?, to avoid stories that touches the ballz about ovary.

ADVICE

I'll advice you to allow them, avoid them, stop thinking of them, so that you don't end up killing them or committing suicide, lessen the way you publicize this story to avoid preying in the hands of advantage takers.

Bitter truth!

LOVE is a SCAM to HUMANITY in NIGERIA - Be your real self with sense and desist from the thought of doing sh*ts for LOVE.
Family › Re: "I Have Been Sleeping With Your Wife" - Herbalist To His Friend by donstan18: 12:19pm On Jan 18, 2018
What exactly do you want us to do?
Romance › Re: Conversation Between A Guy And Olosho by donstan18: 12:16pm On Jan 18, 2018
Olosho is her work

Romance › Re: Why Parents Should Abolish Bride Price. by donstan18: 12:00pm On Jan 18, 2018
Greenbullet:
Bride price is a test given to the husband so as to see his capability, but some parents [s] especially in the EAST ,see it as a poverty alleviation scheme, [/s]
Bride price isn't a test, sir
If paying parents to take their daughter is to be considered a test, no man will fail, because with all possible means, you can get the money you pass that test.

When next you want to strike a healthy discussion, don't use "Especially" on any tribe.

Bride price is suppose to be an agreed or a traditional sum of money or quantity of goods given to a bride's family by that of the groom in some traditional societies.

Greenbullet:
My friend married from a Yoruba Family and guess what, the father -in-law told the boy not to pay a dime for bride price,
It's was the father in-law's decision not to collect, not a decision from yoruba tradition.
Politics › Re: If You Are The President Of Nigeria, How Will You Solve Unemployment by donstan18: 11:33am On Jan 18, 2018
-Birth control!


-Introduce military regime.
$


-Lessen the usage of Internet in Nigeria.
Romance › Re: Hapie Birthday To Sirblunt by donstan18: 11:00am On Jan 18, 2018
Invite him and take him out for the celebration, not Nairaland.
Romance › Re: Why Couples Are Scared Of Having Sex During Pregnancy by donstan18: 10:03am On Jan 18, 2018
Men are scared to fvck a pregnant woman to avoid his dick being grabbed by the baby.
Romance › Re: Except Sex What Else Does A Girl Contribute In A Relationship?? by donstan18: 10:01am On Jan 18, 2018
Shortyy:
I'm not falling for any troll. Sometimes it's good to clarify things.
Women have been clarifying, still clarifying and will still clarify, how about you ladies take a snub when such trolls arises?
Romance › Re: Is There Any Difference Between Masturbation And Having Sex With A Doll? by donstan18: 9:58am On Jan 18, 2018
Yes!

The difference is that women are upset with sex dolls but not bothered about masturbation.

Romance › Re: Except Sex What Else Does A Girl Contribute In A Relationship?? by donstan18: 9:55am On Jan 18, 2018
Shortyy:
You have made up your mind that women only offer sex in a relationship. That's why you're asking this fvcked up question. You what have you got to offer?
If you find the right woman, believe me sex will be the last thing on your mind. A woman with virtue, a woman that's always there for you, caring, understanding, supportive and most of all loving. Someone with dreams and goals. Someone financially stable that will be there when it gets tough.
That's the kind of woman a responsible man needs.
If you're irresponsible, don't expect a responsible woman to be with you. Just stick with those offering you just sex.
What's with the epistle?

Must ladies easily fall for troll?
Crime › Re: Thief Electrocuted At Bukuru, Jos On Electric Pole (Photos) by donstan18: 9:34am On Jan 18, 2018
spartan117:
So sad rip

Romance › Re: Lady Who Said "I Can't Marry Man That Earns N100k Monthly" Caught Begging N50k by donstan18: 9:33am On Jan 18, 2018
ignis:
Come and stone me.
...
You know I won't

Romance › Re: Should I Start Corporate Runs Too? I'm A Banker, D Odas Bleep Married Customers by donstan18:
This one want to say that we forced her into oloshoprenuer, she knows what to do but pretending.

Which one is coperate runs?, is it to wear a shirt with plain trouser and run?

Romance › Re: Except Sex What Else Does A Girl Contribute In A Relationship?? by donstan18: 8:56am On Jan 18, 2018
Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha grin cheesy grin

Eyi deep! shocked shocked

100 naira transport? He should probably get a loan to buy sisi sex doll. embarassed lipsrsealed
Brooke60:
Just his tiny preek and N100 transport
Thegeneralqueen:
[/quote][quote author=Brooke60 post=64298493]Sex doll na 800k oo. Where he wan get that with the N100 transport he is complaining about huh
See them


Me.... running after my life grin

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