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What a wonderful gift you've got, let's keep it a secret because of Chelsea fans ( they might want to kidnap you)

xynerise: Its a gift bro

You can count on me to support you when you run out of cash

slimzme: then let me pay ur bills for watching them all tru d season, lemme Knw when u re done calculating d total amout

CFCFan, take heart bro

You're a wizard Mr. Antelope, was it not last two weeks you said it

xynerise: CfCfan, no you believe me when I say ''Chelsea always loses when I watch them play''

Chelsea fans, how market today?

I'll edit it right away, thanks for the observation.[quote author=Lord_Reed]OK dont8 you went from cuddly cute to alien weird, why did you have to spoil such a fun thread?[/quote]

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Super sport, super sport and super sport, I love football dye

Nothing like freedom, thank God for his life.

Because the handle is not Hon. Patrick Obahiangbon, right

ajasa4link: egbon SEUN We need unlike button for this kind post

How do you know it's bible, it could as well be a Quaran, Tora or any other holy books.

Happy for him, God is great!

pDude: Nor be holy book be that from the back window so?

Still intact and unshaken. Like the salvation the Christ offers. Who says God doesn't take care of his own?

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I no fit shout, children!

chaircover: My daughter questioning me on why there is no comma in the bible in Genesis 1 verse 1 where it says "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."

She said there should have been a comma between beginning and God.

I no fit talk

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LOL!

ayobase: I remember my younger one trying to tell someone to allow mum rest by saying, "let her rest in peace"

The news is of recent, but the 25th Sept date might be typing error.

Gboliwe: May God punish satan! Wicked couples abound o! God forbid!

But, are we in october? What is with the 25th Sept.? Abi its last year's news?

Hope he learnt his lesson, get well soon though.

I find this interesting and funny because we can all relate with this trait in children as if an adult has told them what to say (sometimes it can be embarassing to the person involved ).

You get something like, are you sure you didn't tell your child to say this to me?

I got a lot, but can't come up with any except this one that stucked to my brain by my niece like 15 years ago; she was always told by her mum not to play on the sand, ''se engine lo nfo aso yen'' (do you think it's an engine that washes the the cloth).

Years later, she had a kid sister, when the sister started growing and playing with sand too; my niece ran outside and called her mum to come and see ''engine lo nfo aso'' (come and see engine is washing cloth), can't forget the kain laff we laughed, the way she said it and the look on everybody's face was epic

The news below once again shows that the heart of a man is truly the mansion of the devil

God deliver us from such men.



When Thankgod Nwabisi, 23, left his village in Adani, Uzo-Uwani L.G.A of Enugu State to serve as an apprentice to an auto -parts dealer in Ladipo, Lagos, popularly called Elopee, members of his family heaved a sigh of relief, believing that their only child was making a positive headway in life.

Little did they know that the secondary school holder will end up being traumatized by his master. He was thoroughly tortured, tied with ropes and dumped inside a room in the master’s house for about ten days without food or water. According to him, he was accused of not reconciling their sale’s book properly resulting in the loss of N4,000.

The ugly incident which took place at Number 1, Bisi Yusuf area, Kainde in Ayobo, a suburb of Lagos State, aroused the anger of their neighbours who promptly alerted policemen on patrol from Ayobo division and they swiftly responded. The eagle-eyed policemen reportedly broke into the premises after making frantic calls without response while the agonising cries of pain was coming from one of the rooms in the house.

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The victim lying on the bare floor inside the kitchen

When they succeeded in gaining entry into the building, they were shocked to see a 23-year-old boy, tied hands and legs and dumped like an animal in one corner of the room. He had bruises all over his body and his head was smeared with caked blood. They quickly rescued the poor boy and while searching the house, they saw a female teenager who claimed to be a relation to the wife of his master and they took all of them to their station for questioning.

His plight

Police sources said while narrating his plight, the boy disclosed that his master, Elochukwu Ikwueze, is from Akama-Oye in Eziagu L.G.A. of Enugu State. According to sources, the boy signed agreement to serve the man for seven years, and he had already served five years. They were living in a two-room apartment at Number 43, Eyegun street, Mafoluku, Lagos before his master got married and moved to his own house at Ayobo. They normally spent weekdays at Mafoluku but always spent weekends in the man’s house at Ayobo.

The boy narrated that on Sunday, 25th of September, while they were at Ayobo, they all embarked on cleaning the house and it’s surroundings in the morning. They continued with the exercise till evening and when he requested for food, both his master and his wife ignored him.

He said his master later started questioning him about their sales the previous day and he explained everything to him. “He complained that about N4,000 was missing from a sale of N28,000 we made but I explained everything to him yet, he insisted that the money was missing. Later, I went into my room .

Few minutes later, he came into the room, armed with a huge stick and started beating me. He called on my second and both of them tied my hands and legs with a rope, dragged me into the kitchen and locked the place up. I was abandoned inside the kitchen for about three days until I noticed that somebody slipped a plate of food through an opening to me.

Hungrily, I ate the food. I was defecating and urinating inside the same place until seven days later when the pains became unbearable. I then started crying and raising my voice, calling for help. It was then that I knew that the small girl living with us, a relation of my master’s wife, was also left in the house and she was the person that slipped food into the kitchen for me.

How he was rescued

“After sometime, I overheard people shouting at out gate, calling for the door to be opened. Later, they broke into the premises and I saw they were policemen. They rescued me and took both of us to their station where I narrated all that happened to me.”

Crime Guard gathered that after Policemen broke into the house, they found the female teenager in the parlour. She led them to the kitchen where they saw the boy, tied like a goat with splashes of his urine and excreta all over the room. The divisional Police officer, Musa Lariski reportedly directed his men to quickly rush the boy to the nearest hospital where he was giving proper medical attention beofore he was brought back to the station.

It was learnt that since then, all efforts made by detectives to trace the owner of the house and his wife yielded negative results.A team of policemen were also said to had gone to his shop at Ladipo market only to discover that he had not shown his face since the the boy was rescued from his house. It was gathered that one of the market leaders assured the police that they will trace his whereabouts and bring him to the station.

Meanwhile, when Crime Guard had a brief encounter with the distraught boy, he was crying and lamenting the fate that befell him. In tears he said, “My fear is that he has my identity card and he may fram me up. I did not take even a kobo from his money, he was only trying to avoid settling me after my stewardship.

That is how he has been treating all the boys that suffered for him, he will frame you and deny you reaping the reward of your stewardship. Whatever happened, I am happy with the police for rescuing me alive. Who knows what could have happened to me later,” he questioned.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/police-hunt-for-bizman-who-tied-apprentice-for-10-days-without-food-in-lagos/

My swag make sense die

spikes C: Did u see ur pinshure above

Ishsoph: go to page 23 and see ur pics with ur guys.

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spikes C: Caseless, ishsoph and dont8

Xynerise is not a bloody bachelor like you, he just got married to his wifey, Mondi Cheekz.
The best man (Spikes) will be getting married soon, but wait o, were you not the okada man boy that rode them to the venue

caseless: papa, where is xynerise?

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Loving it here already, brb.

Love this (though I've read it before), thanks for the reminder @op.

See womanizers everywhere, smh

This lady is always on point!

That guy must be a psycho